A couple of rednecks are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, “Help! Help! My friend Bubba is dead! What’ll I do?” The operator, in a calm voice, says, “Take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s really dead.”
After a brief silence, a shot rings out, then the guy’s voice comes back on the line. “OK, now what?”
submitted by CrazyJ on Saturday, March 23 at 6:47 PM
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