Tony was feeling ill at work, and left after lunch to go home. He walked into the house and found his wife in the arms of another man.
He started to yell at the interloper, "What right have you got to be making love to my wife?"
The man answered calmly, "You may as well know that I am in love with her and I would like to marry her. I understand you're a gambler. Why don't you be a good sport and sit down and play a game of gin rummy with me? If I lose, I'll never see her again; if you lose, you must agree to divorce her.... Okay?"
"Okay," replied Tony. "But just to make it a little more interesting, why don't we play for a dollar a point?"
submitted by MsWuf on Saturday, June 22 at 3:53 PM
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