A woman walks into a tattoo parlor and requests a tattoo of Elvis on her right thigh. The tattoo artist says he can do it and begins work on the Elvis tattoo. After about an hour, he completes the work and lets the lady examine her new tattoo. He notices she is upset and asks her what's wrong? "This looks nothing like Elvis!" she replies and starts crying and demanding her money back. Not wanting to give the money back the tattoo artist makes a deal with her to give her a tattoo of Elvis on her left thigh free of charge. She agrees, and he begins work. After about an hour or so, he finishes up and lets her see the new tattoo. Once again, she starts crying and is furious with the tattoo, shouting, "This looks nothing like Elvis Pressley!". The tattoo artist is dumbfounded by her unhappiness and disagrees. So he makes another offer with the woman. "Show the tattoo to the first guy on the street you see, if he doesn't know who the tattoo's are of, I'll give you your money back!". So the lady goes out on the street and finds a homeless man waiting outside. She lifts her skirt for the man and asks him if he can identify who the tattoo's are of. The homeless man replies, "I don't know about the twins, but the guy in the middle with the beard and the bad breath is Willie Nelson!".
submitted by CrazyJ on Wednesday, February 7 at 4:19 PM
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