A doctor is examining a young woman, and notices a large, circular imprint on her chest. Curious, he asks her about it.
She blushes, "Oh, that. Well, my boyfriend went to Ohio State, and he's kind of nostalgic, so he wears his letterman's sweater when we make love. And the big "O" presses against me..."
A few weeks later, the same doctor is examining another woman who has a large "T" imprint on her chest.
He asks her, and she says, "Yes, my husband graduated from Tennessee, and likes to wear his sweater when we make love."
Then a few weeks later, the good doctor is examining another woman who has what looks like a large "M" on her chest.
He asks, "Let me guess, your boyfriend went to Michigan, right?"
She says, "Noooooo. But my girlfriend went to Wisconsin."
submitted by ThePitts on Friday, August 9 at 4:46 PM
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