A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any
> sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with
> her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known
Chinese
> sex therapist, Dr. Chang.
> Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your
> crose." The woman did as she was told.
> "now , get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room."
> Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said,
> "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.
> "As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly.
> "Your probrem vewy bad.
> You haf Ed Zachary Diseas. Worse case I ever see.
> Dat why you not haf sex or dates."
> The woman asked anxiously,
> "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"
> Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied:
> "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your butt."
submitted by yuri82 on Tuesday, September 24 at 3:44 PM
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