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Jokes » A Duke student, an NCSU student, and a Carolina student are walking....
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A Duke student, an NCSU student, and a Carolina student are walking along the beach and come across a lantern. One of the students picks it up, and a Genie pops out. "I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes total," says the Genie.
The Blue Devil says, "I am studying to be a doctor. My father was a doctor, and my son will also be a doctor. I want a nice doctor's office so I can treat all the people in the area. With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF', the doctor's building appeared with all the latest medical technology.
The Carolina student was amazed, and so he said, "Our town is a wonderful town, the best town in the world. I want a wall around Chapel Hill so that no one else can come into our precious city." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF', there was a huge wall around Chapel Hill.
The NCSU student asks the Genie: "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, and nothing can get in or out. Now, what is your wish?" The NCSU student says, "Fill it up with water."
submitted by DAySiE on Thursday, January 2 at 1:30 AM
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