A guy has been trying for [b]WEEKS[/b] to get some from his wife. Night after night she always has an excuse though.
Finally one night she notices that he's taking an extra long time in the bathroom before coming to bed, so she falls asleep.
A little while later she wakes up and feels him putting the moves on, and gives him the standard reply "Not, tonight honey, I've got a headache again"
To which he replied "Perfect, I just powdered my penis with asprin! Now do you want that orally or as a suppository?"
submitted by packguy381 on Tuesday, April 29 at 3:19 PM
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