A father and son went hunting together for the first time. The father
said, "Stay here and be very quiet. I'll be across the field."
A few minutes later, the father heard a blood-curdling scream and ran
back to his son. "What's wrong?" the father asked. "I told you to be
The son answered, "Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my
feet. I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck. I closed my eyes
and held my breath when the wasp stung me. I didn't curse or scratch
when the poison oak started itching. But when the two chipmunks crawled
up my pant legs and said, 'Should we eat them here or take them with
us?' Well, I guess I just panicked."
submitted by chocoholic on Wednesday, August 13 at 7:43 PM