A man takes his dog to the vet. He gives it to the attendant and says, "You gotta help me, I don't know what's wrong with my dog."
The attendant looks at the dog and tells him to follow her back. She lays the dog on the table and summons the doctor.
The doctor came in, looked at the dog, and tells the man that the dog is dead.
The man responds, "Well, uh, can I get a second opinion doctor? I'm really attached to him."
The doctor goes into the back and brings back a cat. He sets the cat down on the table and it walks up and down the length of the dog, poking at it and sniffing at it. Eventually, it looks up at the doctor and meows.
"I'm sorry sir, the dog is dead, there's nothing I can do," the doctor tells the man.
"Well, sir, could I get another second opinion... I mean, I really love this dog."
So, the doctor goes into the back room and comes out with a Black Lab. He sets the dog next to the dead dog and it does the same as the cat, barking at the doctor at the end.
"I'm sorry," said the doctor, "the dog is dead."
"Ok sir, how much do I owe you?" the man asked.
"That'll be $650."
"WHAT?" The man asked, "You're charging me $650 to tell me my dog was dead when I broght it in?"
The doctor said, "Well, My fee was only $50, but I had to charge extra for the CAT scan and the Lab Tests."
submitted by suamme1 on Wednesday, October 15 at 7:10 PM