A woman walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots the car of her dreams and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a small fart escapes her.
Extremely embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. But,
as she turns back, there standing next to her, is a salesman "Good day, Madame. How may we help you
today?" Very uncomfortably, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" He answers, "Madame, I'm afraid I can't say.... If you farted just touching it... you're going to shit when you hear the price."
submitted by underPSI on Monday, March 15 at 8:34 AM
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