The first mate walked up to the grizzled old pirate captain.
"Cap'n, where'd you get the peg leg?"
"Arrr, I got it when a shark bit off me leg, har har har..."
"And how'd you get the hook?"
"Arrr, I got it when the dreaded Cap'n Blackbeard cut it off with his sword"
"And what about the eyepatch?"
"Arrr, I got that one when a seagull dropped its load in me eye, matey."
"But how did that cause you to lose your eye?"
"Well, it was my first day with the hook."
submitted by CrazyJ on Wednesday, February 7 at 4:19 PM
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