Two boys in Raleigh were playing basketball when one of them was
attacked by a rabid dog. The other boy quickly broke the dog's neck. A newspaper reporter rushed over to talk to the boy. Start with the headline: Brave Young Heels Fan Saves Friend From Jaws Of Vicious Animal. "But I'm not a Heels fan," he said. "Sorry," replied the reporter. "But since we're in North Carolina, I just assumed you were." The reporter begins again, State Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Dog Attack. "But I'm not a State fan either," the boy responds. The reporter says, "I assumed everybody in this state was either for the Heels or the Wolfpack. Then who?" "I'm a Duke fan," the boy says. The reporter begins again, Arrogant Yankee Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet.
submitted by Douche Bag on Sunday, April 24 at 9:40 PM
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