So this man decides to take his wife along hunting with him. Shes never been before but seems fairly confident. He sends her up in one deer stand and he goes to another stand close by.
A few minutes later the man hears a shot. he turns around to see his wife running down towards what she has shot. As she runs towards it their nieghbor runs towards her.
"Dats mine," he says.
"No, Its mine," she says.
"No m'am dat deres miine," he says.
The wife puts her gun in front of her and says, "ITS MINE."
The nieghbor immediatly backs up and replies, "Alright alright, its yours, just lemme take my saddle of off of it."
submitted by CrazyJ on Wednesday, February 7 at 4:19 PM