From the mathematician professor to his wife...
Dear Wife:
You must realize that you are
54-years-old, and I have certain needs
which you are no longer able to satisfy.
I am otherwise happy with you
As a wife and I sincerely hope you will
not be hurt or offended to learn
that by the time you receive this letter,
I will be at the Grand Hotel with my
18-year-old teaching assistant.
I'll be home before midnight.
Your Husband
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a
faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:
Dear Husband:
You, too, are 54-years-old and by the time
you receive this letter, I
will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the
18-year-old pool boy. Being the
brilliant mathematician that you are, you
can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes
into 54 a lot more times Than 54 goes into 18.
Therefore, my love... don't wait up.
Your Wife
submitted by CrazyJ on Wednesday, February 7 at 4:19 PM
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