There is this man at the bar and he is too drunk to drive home. So the bar tender offers the man a room above the bar for just such occasions and as a joke the bar tender thought it would be funny to put blow up doll in his bed before he went to sleep. The next morning the drunk man comes down stairs and the bar tender asks how he slept. The drunk man says, "Man I had the weirdest dream last night. I dreamt that there was this hot girl in my bed, and we started making out and stuff and then the weirdest thing happened." "What happened?" said the bar tender. "Well," said the drunk man, "I bit her nipple, then she farted and flew out the window."
submitted by CrazyJ on Friday, February 9 at 4:30 PM
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