A fellow was walking the golf course early one morning looking for lost golf balls and had found two large pockets full of balls.
He returned to his car to drive home, but the car would not start. He waved a bus down so he could get home.
The only seat on the bus was next to this little old woman who eyed him with the two bulging pockets. He noticed that she constantly kept making quick glances toward his pockets. He turned to her and said, "golf balls."
She eyed him for a second and then asked, "Is that more painful than tennis elbow?"
submitted by CrazyJ on Saturday, February 24 at 2:18 AM
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