A guy and a girl are on a date and the guy takes her up to the "make-out" place around town. It's secluded just enough... Anyway, he starts massaging her, getting a little closer, but she keeps edging away, finally telling him that it's that time of the month.
He doesn't care and finally the girl consents to the deed. All of a sudden there's a tap on the window. The guy rolls down the window to face an officer. "Excuse me son, what are y'all doing up here?"
The guy replies... "Oh nothing officer, *licking his finger*, just eating some pizza."
submitted by CrazyJ on Friday, May 4 at 12:34 AM
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