A little boy was pushing his toy train around the living room, and he stopped in front of the couch and said, "Alright if you're getting the hell off, get the hell off. If you're getting the hell on, get the hell on."
Well, the boy's mom was sitting there and yelled, "What did you just say? I don't ever want to hear that come out of your mouth again!!"
About 15 minutes later, the boy comes around pushing the train, stops in front of the couch, and says "Alright if you're getting the hell off, get the hell off. If you're getting the hell on, get the hell on."
His mom heard him again, and yelled, "I thought I told you never to say that again. Now go to your room, and don't come out for another hour."
Well an hour later the boy comes around pushing the train again. He stops in front of the couch and says, "Alright if you're getting the hell off, get the hell off. If you're getting the hell on, get the hell on. And if you're mad about the hour delay go talk to the bitch in the kitchen."
submitted by CrazyJ on Monday, May 7 at 9:17 PM
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