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Couple of nuts. |
7/27/2011 2:05:51 PM by hey now |
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Babies in a Bath Tub |
7/24/2011 6:40:31 PM by saps852 |
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Why did the woman cross the road? |
5/26/2011 6:45:05 PM by NCSUStinger |
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I was shopping at the local supermarket... |
1/31/2011 3:22:01 PM by FykalJpn |
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On the fence |
10/10/2010 11:59:55 PM by datman |
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Why did the blonde jump off the cliff? |
8/21/2010 7:16:08 PM by shmorri2 |
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A troll walks into a bar... |
4/16/2010 5:39:28 PM by mambagrl |
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UNC sucks so... |
4/2/2010 3:23:12 AM by DylanDylan |
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funny how the link to that image comes from |
3/18/2010 1:54:28 AM by catalyst |
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A man looking for an attack dog... |
2/26/2010 10:22:41 PM by gardner13 |
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A Genetic Experiment Goes Awry |
2/26/2010 10:20:33 PM by gardner13 |
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lololololol |
2/21/2010 1:46:49 AM by craptastic |
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10 Husbands, Still a Virgin |
2/20/2010 8:52:07 AM by Lex |
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Birds & Bees |
1/28/2010 1:02:20 PM by djeternal |
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army says hoowah |
12/4/2009 4:52:25 PM by datman |
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Ballon Boy |
10/22/2009 3:03:58 AM by ncsu2002 |
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A man walks into a bar |
9/16/2009 10:16:45 PM by NCSUStinger |
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The Wolf Web Joke |
8/11/2009 1:21:55 PM by Sweden |
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Jake was dying... |
6/29/2009 11:18:05 AM by supercat329 |
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A married man was having an affair with his secretary... |
6/29/2009 11:17:06 AM by supercat329 |
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So two guys walk into a bar... |
6/12/2009 9:30:34 PM by BigMan157 |
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Taste Test |
4/6/2009 11:50:20 AM by Mr. Joshua |
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A 9-year old Japanese boy moves to America and joins a 4th grade class... |
3/1/2009 12:30:38 PM by TKEshultz |
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You know whats funny? |
2/24/2009 10:23:30 AM by NCSUStinger |
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A pirate walks into a bar.... |
2/5/2009 10:02:19 PM by sglazier |
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Old Man and the Pond |
1/30/2009 6:42:59 PM by jetskipro |
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OH           |
1/14/2009 5:05:01 PM by Big Business |
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A blonde, redhead and brunette were about to be executed... |
1/13/2009 4:20:50 PM by Douche Bag |
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Starts with a F ends with a K |
12/4/2008 7:33:29 AM by JT3bucky |
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So a guy walks into a thread... |
11/26/2008 9:43:40 PM by amac884 |
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Picture This! |
10/30/2008 1:56:37 AM by Ansonian |
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Chapped Lips |
10/30/2008 1:54:02 AM by Ansonian |
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George W. Bush in hell... |
10/28/2008 4:22:15 AM by hypaone |
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Harvard and Texan Grad |
10/10/2008 11:58:38 PM by Ansonian |
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I Slept With Your Mother |
10/10/2008 11:57:40 PM by Ansonian |
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Old Woman's Eyesight |
10/10/2008 11:56:10 PM by Ansonian |
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NASA and a Pen |
10/10/2008 11:55:09 PM by Ansonian |
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Marriage and Gold |
10/10/2008 11:54:40 PM by Ansonian |
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Sherlock Holmes & Watson Camping |
10/10/2008 11:53:49 PM by Ansonian |
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A shot is heard |
10/10/2008 11:52:31 PM by Ansonian |
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A 92 year old man walks into a confessional... |
10/8/2008 12:09:33 PM by Arab13 |
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There was this boy in high school |
9/23/2008 12:15:10 AM by Ansonian |
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A Guy Was Sitting In A Bar When a Stranger... |
9/23/2008 12:13:04 AM by Ansonian |
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Worm in a Hole |
9/23/2008 12:09:12 AM by Ansonian |
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Say Partner |
9/20/2008 10:39:29 PM by Ansonian |
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A Zebra dies.... |
9/3/2008 10:22:32 AM by Arab13 |
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the story about a guy who had no arms but really needed a job. |
8/5/2008 1:29:07 PM by Seotaji |
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There was the guy who lost one eye to disease |
8/5/2008 1:28:05 PM by Seotaji |
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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant |
8/5/2008 1:26:45 PM by Seotaji |
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How many latinos |
8/3/2008 11:41:14 PM by datman |
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A marine biologist developed a race of dolphins |
6/26/2008 4:03:26 PM by JCASHFAN |
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What sucks ass? |
5/22/2008 2:44:57 AM by NCSUStinger |
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Your Mom... |
2/26/2008 11:24:34 PM by apokalypz08 |
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This is a joke |
2/12/2008 11:01:23 PM by NCSUStinger |
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The Wolf Web |
12/3/2007 5:29:24 PM by miska |
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How many batteries does it take... |
9/14/2007 11:51:02 AM by Erios |
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SAYING GOODBYE TO MOTHER |
8/2/2007 8:47:56 AM by Arab13 |
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Are the jokes still here? |
7/10/2007 8:22:18 PM by Tyler Durden |
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Guy walks into a bar... |
7/10/2007 8:48:51 AM by Sweden |
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Two cowboys were out on the range.. |
6/27/2007 6:34:27 PM by Kings2552 |
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Wife: 'Football, football, football! |
6/21/2007 11:30:58 PM by Kings2552 |
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How a Mathematician gets relief |
6/7/2007 5:24:21 PM by swtstang99 |
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why are there no wal*mart's in iraq? |
6/1/2007 9:38:11 AM by Skack |
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one atom laments to the other atom.... |
5/11/2007 2:53:05 AM by jcgolden |
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A man walks into his bedroom.... |
3/29/2007 5:50:50 PM by KeB |
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Did you hear about the guy. . . |
2/17/2007 5:05:51 AM by hooksaw |
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Why god invented yeast infections...... |
2/15/2007 12:23:10 PM by NorthtoSouth |
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Best thing about 29 yr olds |
2/15/2007 12:19:38 PM by NorthtoSouth |
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Nun in Hooters... |
2/6/2007 10:42:27 AM by keeeeler29 |
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So there were these two muffins... |
12/23/2006 2:04:37 AM by WtchyWmn |
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Gay Midget |
11/9/2006 9:09:16 PM by gunguy |
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A Truly Sensitive Man |
10/6/2006 12:41:59 AM by gunguy |
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Does this shit still work? |
9/14/2006 2:09:09 AM by SN0WMAN |
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As an airplane is about to crash... |
9/1/2006 10:21:44 AM by dmidkiff |
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Sven and Ole got together... |
8/9/2006 1:35:22 PM by Arab13 |
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Free cheese |
6/21/2006 4:22:09 AM by synergizer |
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Guy walks into a bar |
5/21/2006 4:28:14 AM by 82 |
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Two Dollar Prize |
5/9/2006 10:23:36 AM by JayMCnasty |
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A soldier in Iraq walks into a ... |
4/28/2006 11:58:44 PM by pangalactic |
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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? |
2/21/2006 1:41:53 PM by Lime Light |
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skin around a vagina |
2/4/2006 1:45:38 PM by Douche Bag |
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What happens when your mom finds out a way on to go on your Web Page?? |
1/9/2006 5:00:24 PM by sajennet |
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What happens when your mom finds out a way on to go on your Web Page?? |
1/9/2006 5:00:21 PM by sajennet |
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What happens when your mom finds out a way on your Web Page?? |
1/9/2006 4:57:11 PM by sajennet |
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How do you blind an asian? |
11/30/2005 1:19:50 PM by LaserSoup |
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A Man Falls Asleep in Church |
11/25/2005 12:38:45 AM by TheTabbyCat |
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The dumbest kid in the world |
11/17/2005 10:08:27 PM by smheath |
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Whore house closed |
11/14/2005 1:23:38 AM by Swanson |
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Mexican and a Que Ball |
10/31/2005 5:10:48 PM by Swanson |
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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says... |
10/28/2005 10:23:41 PM by LaserSoup |
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where women work |
10/14/2005 11:20:07 AM by jimmyzo |
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Mildred, a 93 year old woman... |
10/10/2005 2:30:45 PM by Douche Bag |
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what do you call.... |
10/10/2005 11:58:26 AM by jimmyzo |
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I'm a princess |
10/5/2005 3:48:40 PM by miska |
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A little boy walks up to his father one day and asks... |
8/3/2005 12:02:52 AM by theDuke866 |
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A guy walks into a pub... |
6/14/2005 8:59:21 AM by ToiletPaper |
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This is just a funny picture |
5/17/2005 1:39:05 PM by TreeTwista10 |
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You'll have to read this one twice. |
5/6/2005 7:06:12 AM by dFshadow |
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We will finish the mission. Period. |
5/6/2005 7:05:16 AM by dFshadow |
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President's Golden Urinal |
5/6/2005 7:04:29 AM by dFshadow |
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Bush can read |
5/6/2005 7:03:08 AM by dFshadow |
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Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren't |
5/6/2005 7:01:13 AM by dFshadow |
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Top Ten Ways to Tell Someone Their Fly is Unzipped... |
5/6/2005 7:00:55 AM by dFshadow |
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Top Ten Signs Your Spouse Is Having A Cyber Affair... |
5/6/2005 7:00:41 AM by dFshadow |
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Top Ten Reasons Studying is Better Than Sex... |
5/6/2005 7:00:26 AM by dFshadow |
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Top Ten Things Not To Say To Your New Girlfriend's Parents... |
5/6/2005 7:00:12 AM by dFshadow |
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Top Ten Ways To Be An Annoying Usher... |
5/6/2005 6:59:54 AM by dFshadow |
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Top Ten Reasons To Go To Work Naked... |
5/6/2005 6:59:36 AM by dFshadow |
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TOP TEN TV SHOWS IN IRAQ |
5/6/2005 6:58:51 AM by dFshadow |
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TOP TEN SONG TITLES ON THE POPE'S NEW ALBUM |
5/6/2005 6:58:23 AM by dFshadow |
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TOP TEN BAD THINGS ABOUT HAVING A SUMMER TIME SHARE WITH DARTH VADER |
5/6/2005 6:58:07 AM by dFshadow |
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TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN GOLF BUT AREN'T |
5/6/2005 6:57:46 AM by dFshadow |
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TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX..... |
5/6/2005 6:57:27 AM by dFshadow |
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Lawnmowers |
5/6/2005 6:56:36 AM by dFshadow |
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Nothing! Not a single dime! |
5/6/2005 6:55:02 AM by dFshadow |
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Two boys in Raleigh were playing basketball... |
4/24/2005 9:40:59 PM by Douche Bag |
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Do you know him? |
4/21/2005 6:59:18 PM by rchugani31 |
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Stewie Griffin says... |
4/15/2005 11:37:55 PM by idiotninja |
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Two Alligators... |
4/6/2005 11:20:33 AM by Arab13 |
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Wal-Mart Doctor |
3/28/2005 9:59:29 PM by Rsmm0224 |
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"Losing your load" |
3/5/2005 6:36:57 PM by WxGuy08 |
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great blonde joke |
1/15/2005 5:12:35 PM by Douche Bag |
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What's irish and stays out all night? |
12/14/2004 2:58:37 PM by kmshutt |
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What's the difference... |
12/7/2004 1:24:31 PM by choad |
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What's the difference? |
12/5/2004 5:10:18 AM by synergizer |
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Be careful what you wish for |
12/1/2004 3:35:00 PM by eltownse |
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I am Pierre, hear me roar! |
12/1/2004 3:28:36 PM by eltownse |
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fart football |
11/15/2004 7:43:36 PM by Douche Bag |
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What do Low-Carb Beers and Making Love in a Canoe Have in Common? |
11/8/2004 5:13:57 AM by Mr Scrumples |
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Two fellars standin' on a bridge... |
11/8/2004 1:57:52 AM by moonman |
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A doctor and an old man were talking... |
11/2/2004 2:13:42 PM by Laringar |
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Mysterious Smell |
10/11/2004 2:36:30 PM by Belle |
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what's the difference? |
10/7/2004 4:56:00 PM by zyphax |
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Pink Floyd vs Dale Earnhardt |
9/30/2004 11:39:50 PM by miska |
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got worms? |
9/25/2004 3:57:32 PM by Douche Bag |
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If the dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door... |
9/21/2004 9:05:58 PM by aaronburro |
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the only difference between |
9/19/2004 10:52:20 PM by BrotherBurke |
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a drunk irish-man |
9/17/2004 12:38:53 PM by Douche Bag |
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A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey... |
9/13/2004 3:23:26 AM by compsciguy |
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Three guys are drinking in a bar when... |
9/13/2004 3:22:00 AM by compsciguy |
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Once upon a time... |
8/31/2004 10:48:14 PM by BrickTop |
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Shifty Lawyer |
8/29/2004 11:35:58 AM by Douche Bag |
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The CIA had an opening for an assassin... |
8/13/2004 3:01:36 PM by wolftrap |
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The guy looks terrible! |
8/4/2004 7:30:52 AM by SlipStream |
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Michael Jackson and Boys |
5/21/2004 2:18:01 PM by Swanson |
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Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing |
5/3/2004 10:11:17 AM by miska |
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Stages of a Man's Life |
4/29/2004 1:54:48 AM by Swanson |
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Baby planes |
4/13/2004 1:28:49 AM by eahanhan |
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Rose, Lilac, and Cinderblock... |
4/6/2004 5:51:41 PM by ToiletPaper |
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two peanuts |
3/30/2004 10:58:50 AM by biggler |
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An old man who lives at the top of a hill dies one day... |
3/25/2004 12:24:24 AM by EC at State |
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Luxury Car Prices |
3/15/2004 8:34:05 AM by underPSI |
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A duck walks into a bar... |
3/9/2004 8:03:40 PM by SymeGuy69 |
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A man, and ostrich, and a cat walk into a bar... |
2/22/2004 9:52:39 PM by smheath |
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Tupperware Party |
2/10/2004 4:48:04 PM by Swanson |
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Three men and a bar... |
2/7/2004 8:19:24 PM by CaptainDirk |
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What do ten NCSU and ten UNCCH students... |
1/29/2004 3:39:13 PM by Toledosteal |
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Redneck Gas Station |
1/25/2004 9:14:09 AM by underPSI |
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How does Snoop Dogg...? |
1/23/2004 5:21:51 PM by jjolson |
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Why does Snoop Dogg...? |
1/23/2004 5:20:55 PM by jjolson |
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little tommy |
12/23/2003 11:37:19 AM by underPSI |
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Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and Al Gore... |
11/18/2003 12:21:55 PM by roseathena |
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What do a pizza boy and a gynecologist have in common? |
10/28/2003 10:52:56 PM by mdozer73 |
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Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline |
10/23/2003 10:02:38 PM by eahanhan |
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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? |
10/23/2003 10:01:33 PM by eahanhan |
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A man took his dog to the vet... |
10/15/2003 7:10:56 PM by suamme1 |
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The virgin brides..... |
9/21/2003 12:23:30 AM by Smurfette6 |
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A guy is stuck on a desert island... |
9/16/2003 9:59:04 PM by Kris |
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Postage Due |
8/28/2003 3:11:19 AM by NCSUStinger |
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A Chapel Hill mortician had a new apprentice... |
8/27/2003 10:20:42 PM by AxlBonBach |
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Mutual Orgasm |
8/26/2003 5:36:09 PM by roseathena |
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A blonde pilot learning how to fly a helicopter... |
8/25/2003 3:53:04 PM by roseathena |
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a tough old cowboy... |
8/25/2003 2:11:43 PM by AxlBonBach |
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Nude Blonde in casino... |
8/19/2003 12:42:14 AM by roseathena |
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Harmful Food.... |
8/19/2003 12:34:18 AM by roseathena |
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keeping quiet... |
8/13/2003 7:43:44 PM by chocoholic |
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A couple attending an art exhibition at the National Gallery was staring at a portrait.... |
8/13/2003 2:18:53 PM by Masskki22 |
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If you could have three wishes... |
8/1/2003 3:51:22 PM by Drovkin |
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Getting married |
7/15/2003 9:57:16 AM by FuGeR |
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a love story... |
5/27/2003 3:02:48 PM by AxlBonBach |
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7-up, mountain dew, and... |
5/23/2003 6:57:12 PM by goiliegurl |
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Two rednecks are driving down the road.... |
5/22/2003 6:24:21 PM by Greybaby3 |
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Drunk Hero |
5/22/2003 3:07:07 PM by ToiletPaper |
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A guy has been trying for weeks to get some... |
4/29/2003 3:19:39 PM by packguy381 |
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One morning, a kid came downstairs.... |
4/11/2003 11:19:30 AM by mdozer73 |
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Saddam's body doubles had a meeting... |
4/9/2003 11:24:16 PM by AxlBonBach |
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An Irishman, an Italian, and a Polish guy are in a bar... |
4/9/2003 11:16:38 AM by AttackLax |
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Escaped Prisoner |
4/8/2003 11:56:51 PM by T_Shark |
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The french make the best patients |
4/3/2003 7:05:06 PM by T_Shark |
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Getting Old |
4/3/2003 5:15:23 AM by SlipStream |
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Two nuns are rehabbing a room..... |
3/13/2003 8:25:32 PM by TragicNature |
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British, German and American doctors... |
3/3/2003 4:18:47 PM by yuri82 |
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What did one tampon say to the other Tampon? |
2/28/2003 1:05:22 AM by Partin44 |
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A man was in his office one day... |
2/20/2003 3:59:07 AM by SlipStream |
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Dell Dudes Drugs |
2/18/2003 12:37:42 PM by wolfnuke |
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A man walks into a pharmacy... |
2/13/2003 8:21:52 PM by T_Shark |
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Yankees Don't Read the Bible |
1/3/2003 5:57:45 AM by Byrn Stuff |
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A Duke student, an NCSU student, and a Carolina student are walking.... |
1/2/2003 1:30:39 AM by DAySiE |
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Good luck Mr. Gorsky. |
12/29/2002 10:17:42 PM by Morphine Boy |
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A young couple is golfing one day... |
12/26/2002 12:49:36 AM by darkone |
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Satan's Engineer |
12/15/2002 1:12:14 PM by C16H13N2OCL |
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A new employee is hired |
11/21/2002 5:05:01 PM by mikeatst |
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A man went to a whorehouse |
11/21/2002 4:34:10 PM by mikeatst |
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A guy wakes up in the morning |
11/21/2002 3:31:39 PM by mikeatst |
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One day there were two boys playing by a stream |
11/21/2002 3:26:12 PM by mikeatst |
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Hung Chow telephones his boss's office, saying... |
11/12/2002 4:05:29 PM by Arab13 |
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a senior moment |
10/11/2002 1:08:32 PM by crazytish |
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Dog Day Afternoon |
10/8/2002 10:44:45 AM by zyphax |
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Snow White |
10/8/2002 10:28:43 AM by zyphax |
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Roses are State red... |
9/30/2002 11:16:38 PM by pTymN |
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State fan, UNC Fan and Priest |
9/27/2002 2:18:01 PM by EVroccck |
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Ed Zachary disease |
9/24/2002 3:44:05 PM by yuri82 |
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One night, a police officer was...... |
9/9/2002 8:15:34 AM by VolcomWolf |
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There were these two guys in a bar..... |
9/9/2002 8:06:27 AM by VolcomWolf |
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Ant farm... |
9/8/2002 10:31:46 PM by musicman |
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What has 9 arms... |
8/26/2002 11:36:11 PM by Sweden |
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A doctor notices a circular imprint on... |
8/9/2002 4:46:56 PM by ThePitts |
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Brenda and Steve took their 6-year-old son to the doctor... |
8/5/2002 4:17:31 PM by HayleyToye |
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The mother of a 17-year-old was concerned... |
8/5/2002 4:15:28 PM by HayleyToye |
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Jennifer loved playing outdoors... |
8/5/2002 1:05:13 AM by supercat329 |
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best comeback ever |
7/12/2002 7:13:02 PM by chocoholic |
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This hippie loses his licence to drive.... |
6/27/2002 6:41:41 AM by coronakid |
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Tony was feeling ill at work... |
6/22/2002 3:53:17 PM by MsWuf |
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A guy gets home from work one night... |
6/18/2002 9:29:31 PM by mentu82 |
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There was a man... |
6/10/2002 4:52:49 PM by Sonia |
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A guy was driving past two religous guys.. |
6/4/2002 8:55:58 PM by mentu82 |
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And now, another Deep Thought... |
5/30/2002 5:02:45 PM by WorldofJay |
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A guy goes into a bar... |
5/26/2002 3:51:46 PM by chocoholic |
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A man is in a hotel... |
5/26/2002 3:50:32 PM by chocoholic |
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What did one lesbian vampire say to the other? |
5/14/2002 3:07:04 PM by NCSt8Babe |
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A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey... |
5/1/2002 11:07:01 AM by Plankeye |
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Q. What doesn't belong in this list: A Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob? |
4/17/2002 1:30:18 PM by LeGo |
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A father and his son are walking... |
4/17/2002 1:28:03 PM by LeGo |
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Bosnain Duke player...... |
4/8/2002 10:17:59 PM by cheerwhiner |
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An athiest was walking in the woods... |
4/6/2002 7:51:54 PM by T_Shark |
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Three gay guys are sitting in a hot tub... |
4/1/2002 5:25:48 PM by pr0fess0r |
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A couple of rednecks are out in the woods... |
3/23/2002 6:47:53 PM by CrazyJ |
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A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign... |
3/23/2002 6:46:38 PM by CrazyJ |
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A man is walking down the street and sees a little boy... |
3/23/2002 6:44:13 PM by CrazyJ |
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A Texan, a New Yorker, and a Bostonian are sitting together in a bar in the Yukon... |
3/23/2002 6:41:56 PM by CrazyJ |
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A man and his wife are in the shower together when the doorbell rings... |
3/23/2002 6:40:48 PM by CrazyJ |
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A guy walks into a bar with his pet alligator... |
3/23/2002 6:38:58 PM by CrazyJ |
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A guy gets home from work one night and hears a voice in his head... |
3/23/2002 6:36:55 PM by CrazyJ |
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A man is stopped in heavy traffic in Los Angeles... |
3/23/2002 6:36:04 PM by CrazyJ |
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A man asks the only other guy in the bar if he can buy him a drink... |
3/23/2002 6:34:43 PM by CrazyJ |
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A man enters the hospital for a circumcision... |
3/23/2002 6:33:57 PM by CrazyJ |
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A waiter asks a patron... |
3/23/2002 6:33:22 PM by CrazyJ |
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One dismal rainy night, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows... |
3/23/2002 6:32:33 PM by CrazyJ |
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An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son Bob in New York... |
3/23/2002 6:31:31 PM by CrazyJ |
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A couple went golfing... |
3/19/2002 11:46:20 PM by chocoholic |
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A doctor enters the examination room... |
3/19/2002 11:35:53 PM by chocoholic |
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Piss-O-Tron 2000 |
3/9/2002 7:53:18 AM by nacstate |
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An irishman's wife is home making dinner... |
2/20/2002 10:52:01 PM by HackerGirl |
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There's this piano player at a really nice resturaunt... |
2/16/2002 10:00:06 AM by Opstand |
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The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, |
2/14/2002 10:58:40 AM by zeitgeist |
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A woman and a man are involved in a car accident.. |
2/11/2002 10:31:22 PM by Wolfpckgal |
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One day two men are talking about sex... |
2/10/2002 6:52:39 PM by NCSt8Babe |
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A number of grade 12 girls were beginning to use lipstick... |
2/10/2002 5:45:29 PM by ncsu_redwolf |
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A husband celebrating his 40th wedding... |
2/7/2002 11:10:07 AM by ncsu_redwolf |
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Have you heard the one about the man with five dicks? |
2/5/2002 5:04:37 PM by FroshKiller |
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Baby Maker |
2/2/2002 2:51:09 PM by Wheezer |
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Where do babies come out? |
1/31/2002 12:01:27 PM by culstuf99 |
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A woman was six months pregnant... |
1/30/2002 9:58:37 AM by FuhCtious |
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Golf Strategy - Four married guys go golfing... |
1/29/2002 11:13:36 AM by mines |
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A cop at the end of a bridge. |
1/24/2002 2:38:41 AM by Fermat |
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Southern football... |
1/23/2002 3:11:42 PM by chocoholic |
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Three tampons are walking down the street... |
12/24/2001 2:07:55 PM by texas82 |
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True Story: "A drunk college kid got pulled ..." |
12/13/2001 8:51:19 PM by Rooney |
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A horse and a chicken were walking... |
12/12/2001 6:38:26 PM by ThePitts |
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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband |
12/8/2001 3:41:20 PM by culstuf99 |
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Back in Nam |
12/8/2001 3:58:10 AM by ShawnaC123 |
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A goup of girlfriends went on vacation... |
12/4/2001 1:17:11 PM by timswar |
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One day little Johnny was walking around his house... |
11/30/2001 10:18:13 AM by aielman |
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One day, a mechanical engineer... |
11/30/2001 8:20:04 AM by T_Shark |
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Did you hear about the new pirate movie coming out? |
11/12/2001 4:53:23 PM by CrazyJ |
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A penguin is driving through Arizona... |
11/7/2001 10:27:13 AM by CrazyJ |
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There was this guy and he's walking along a road next to a farm... |
11/7/2001 1:26:50 AM by CrazyJ |
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A blind guy on a bar stool shouts... |
11/4/2001 7:46:26 AM by CrazyJ |
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Little Johnny goes to school... |
11/4/2001 7:20:52 AM by CrazyJ |
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An executive was in a quandary. He had to get rid of one of his staff... |
11/4/2001 7:11:55 AM by CrazyJ |
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Some things you just cant explain |
11/4/2001 7:04:30 AM by CrazyJ |
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Cars Vs. Computers... |
10/3/2001 3:57:50 AM by CrazyJ |
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A woman was shopping... |
10/1/2001 2:37:10 PM by CrazyJ |
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How do you cure bedwetting? |
9/25/2001 6:19:54 PM by CrazyJ |
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after the ACC tourney... |
9/24/2001 2:52:22 PM by CrazyJ |
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A woman's asshole. |
8/27/2001 5:21:18 PM by CrazyJ |
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A man enteres a cafe and he noticed the special of the day it's cold chili... |
8/14/2001 5:10:32 PM by CrazyJ |
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A man and his wife are expecting a baby.... |
8/7/2001 3:10:50 PM by CrazyJ |
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After pulling over a speeding driver, a police officer continues with the usual procedure... |
8/6/2001 9:50:10 PM by CrazyJ |
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Joe was increasingly hampered by remarkably painful headaches... |
8/6/2001 9:46:37 PM by CrazyJ |
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A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms... |
8/6/2001 7:26:57 PM by CrazyJ |
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A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road... |
8/6/2001 7:25:31 PM by CrazyJ |
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Why do they call it PMS? |
8/6/2001 7:24:40 PM by CrazyJ |
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A flea had oiled up his little flea legs and his little flea arms... |
8/6/2001 7:23:26 PM by CrazyJ |
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A young man is walking down by the docks one day... |
8/6/2001 7:19:36 PM by CrazyJ |
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A guy tries to impress his date with his knowledge of wine... |
8/6/2001 7:17:10 PM by CrazyJ |
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A motorcycle cop pulled over a Lamborghini Diablo... |
8/6/2001 7:16:14 PM by CrazyJ |
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Little Teddy’s doing very poorly in math, so his parents enroll him in Catholic school... |
8/6/2001 7:11:27 PM by CrazyJ |
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A beautiful young woman about to undergo a minor operation is lying on a gurney... |
8/6/2001 7:10:44 PM by CrazyJ |
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An old man marries a young woman, and though they’re in love, the wife can’t achieve an orgasm... |
8/6/2001 7:08:20 PM by CrazyJ |
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Three convicts were on the way to prison... |
8/6/2001 7:06:28 PM by CrazyJ |
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A blonde goes into the dry cleaners to have her sweater cleaned... |
8/6/2001 7:05:41 PM by CrazyJ |
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A couple were on their honeymoon, lying in bed... |
8/6/2001 7:04:58 PM by CrazyJ |
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A couple have not been getting along for years... |
8/6/2001 7:03:33 PM by CrazyJ |
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A little girl was playing in the garden when she spotted two spiders mating... |
8/6/2001 7:02:38 PM by CrazyJ |
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A guy walks into a bar and sees another guy sitting with a ferret... |
8/6/2001 7:01:57 PM by CrazyJ |
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A man walks up to his house and notices his grandfather sitting on the porch... |
8/6/2001 6:59:55 PM by CrazyJ |
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While robbing a home, a burglar... |
8/6/2001 6:59:20 PM by CrazyJ |
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What’s the best part of having a female boss? |
8/6/2001 6:58:39 PM by CrazyJ |
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A man returns from Africa feeling very ill... |
8/6/2001 6:58:13 PM by CrazyJ |
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A man tells his doctor he’s unable to do all the things around the house that he used to do... |
8/6/2001 6:56:46 PM by CrazyJ |
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A traveling salesman rings the doorbell, and 10-year-old Little Johnny answers, holding a beer... |
8/6/2001 6:55:45 PM by CrazyJ |
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A man had been drinking at a pub all night... |
8/6/2001 6:53:26 PM by CrazyJ |
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On the first day of college, the Dean gave a speech about on-campus rules... |
8/6/2001 6:52:29 PM by CrazyJ |
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All you mommies-to-be should know that walking while you’re pregnant is very beneficial... |
8/6/2001 6:51:55 PM by CrazyJ |
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A pregnant woman walked into a doctor’s office to have an ultrasound... |
8/6/2001 6:50:52 PM by CrazyJ |
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A heavyset guy sees an ad... |
8/6/2001 6:48:38 PM by CrazyJ |
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A guy walks into a quiet bar carrying three ducks... |
8/6/2001 6:46:47 PM by CrazyJ |
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Father Norton wakes up to a beautiful and sunny Sunday morning... |
8/6/2001 6:44:15 PM by CrazyJ |
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How come Barbie never got knocked up? |
8/6/2001 6:42:32 PM by CrazyJ |
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As a squad of American soldiers was patrolling the Iraqi border... |
8/6/2001 6:41:59 PM by CrazyJ |
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Male Maturity |
7/26/2001 11:45:34 AM by CrazyJ |
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Three travelling salesmen... |
7/20/2001 10:48:16 AM by CrazyJ |
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A little rabbit is happily running through the forest... |
7/13/2001 3:43:19 PM by CrazyJ |
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A Mom Finds Son's S&M Magazine... |
5/19/2001 5:20:07 PM by CrazyJ |
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A panda walks into a bar... |
5/11/2001 4:30:13 AM by CrazyJ |
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A man was in deep prayer... |
5/10/2001 9:30:57 AM by CrazyJ |
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Little boy and his train... |
5/7/2001 9:17:23 PM by CrazyJ |
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Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but... |
5/6/2001 11:02:30 PM by CrazyJ |
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The make-out place... |
5/4/2001 12:34:49 AM by CrazyJ |
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Yesterday, scientists suggested that... |
4/30/2001 10:57:01 AM by CrazyJ |
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The perfect breakfast... |
4/12/2001 12:44:28 AM by CrazyJ |
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A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak... |
3/27/2001 10:35:20 AM by CrazyJ |
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A frog and a bear were in the woods.... |
3/20/2001 12:36:23 AM by CrazyJ |
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A Jewish man sends his son to Israel... |
3/17/2001 1:00:56 PM by CrazyJ |
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A priest goes to a barber... |
3/16/2001 11:23:27 PM by CrazyJ |
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A blonde calls her boyfriend... |
3/14/2001 11:31:53 PM by CrazyJ |
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A Duke, UNC, and an NCSU grad were walking down the street.... |
3/13/2001 2:54:04 PM by CrazyJ |
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Bill Gates dies... |
3/13/2001 12:02:12 AM by CrazyJ |
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How to please your woman |
3/12/2001 11:41:59 PM by CrazyJ |
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Two guys were taking chemistry... |
3/7/2001 12:44:37 PM by CrazyJ |
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In a Chemistry class at Carolina.... |
3/2/2001 2:54:23 PM by CrazyJ |
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Walking on the golf course early one morning... |
2/24/2001 2:18:38 AM by CrazyJ |
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Henry Ford died and went to heaven... |
2/15/2001 6:30:28 PM by CrazyJ |
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A ventriloquist cowboy walked into town... |
2/14/2001 1:34:41 PM by CrazyJ |
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A drunk man at the bar is too drunk to drive home... |
2/9/2001 4:30:55 PM by CrazyJ |
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Einstein dies and goes to heaven... |
2/7/2001 4:19:10 PM by CrazyJ |
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A blonde, a redhead, and brunette decided to go on a hike... |
2/7/2001 4:19:10 PM by CrazyJ |
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A man dies and they are trying to figure out what to do... |
2/7/2001 4:19:10 PM by CrazyJ |
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powder blue... |
2/7/2001 4:19:10 PM by CrazyJ |
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Two women are playing golf... |
2/7/2001 4:19:10 PM by CrazyJ |
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From the mathematician professor to his wife... |
2/7/2001 4:19:10 PM by CrazyJ |
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Goldie, a recent widow was sitting on a Florida beach... |
2/7/2001 4:19:10 PM by CrazyJ |
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A man was invited to a friend’s home for dinner... |
2/7/2001 4:19:10 PM by CrazyJ |
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After years of hard work, an ambitious yuppie books himself on a Caribbean cruise... |
2/7/2001 4:19:10 PM by CrazyJ |
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One day Adam and Eve noticed God standing before them holding a bag... |
2/7/2001 4:19:10 PM by CrazyJ |
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One day a guy dies and winds up in hell... |
2/7/2001 4:19:10 PM by CrazyJ |
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Ray dies and finds himself before the pearly gates of Heaven... |
2/7/2001 4:19:10 PM by CrazyJ |
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A boy is at school and he hears the older kids talking... |
2/7/2001 4:19:10 PM by CrazyJ |
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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. |
2/7/2001 4:19:10 PM by CrazyJ |
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A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed... |
2/7/2001 4:19:10 PM by CrazyJ |
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A mother is walking with her five year-old son through the zoo... |
2/7/2001 4:19:10 PM by CrazyJ |
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A blonde who suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her goes out and buys a gun... |
2/7/2001 4:19:10 PM by CrazyJ |
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A construction worker comes home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man... |
2/7/2001 4:19:10 PM by CrazyJ |
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A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months... |
2/7/2001 4:19:10 PM by CrazyJ |
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Three friends die in a car crash... |
2/7/2001 4:19:10 PM by CrazyJ |
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A lady approaches her priest... |
2/7/2001 4:19:10 PM by CrazyJ |
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A new monk arrives at the monastery... |
2/7/2001 4:19:10 PM by CrazyJ |
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A young Native American boy approaches to his mother one day... |
2/7/2001 4:19:10 PM by CrazyJ |
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One day the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match... |
2/7/2001 4:19:10 PM by CrazyJ |
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A team of archeologists is excavating in Israel... |
2/7/2001 4:19:10 PM by CrazyJ |
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A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror... |
2/7/2001 4:19:10 PM by CrazyJ |
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A little girl came running into the house... |
2/7/2001 4:19:10 PM by CrazyJ |
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A bum asks a man for two dollars... |
2/7/2001 4:19:10 PM by CrazyJ |
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What’s the difference between the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus and the Rockettes? |
2/7/2001 4:19:10 PM by CrazyJ |
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Mickey and Minnie Mouse were in divorce court... |
2/7/2001 4:19:10 PM by CrazyJ |
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What's the difference between a whore and a bitch? |
2/7/2001 4:19:10 PM by CrazyJ |
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A pirate talks to his first mate... |
2/7/2001 4:19:10 PM by CrazyJ |
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A policeman pulls a driver over for swerving... |
2/7/2001 4:19:10 PM by CrazyJ |
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“Last night I made love to my wife four times,” the Frenchman brags... |
2/7/2001 4:19:10 PM by CrazyJ |
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A biker walks into a yuppie bar... |
2/7/2001 4:19:10 PM by CrazyJ |
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A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms... |
2/7/2001 4:19:10 PM by CrazyJ |
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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson |
2/7/2001 4:19:10 PM by CrazyJ |
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A salesman gets a prostitute... |
2/7/2001 4:19:10 PM by CrazyJ |
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Three pregnant women knitting sweaters... |
2/7/2001 4:19:10 PM by CrazyJ |
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A priest talks to kids about Heaven... |
2/7/2001 4:19:10 PM by CrazyJ |
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A woman walks into a tattoo parlor... |
2/7/2001 4:19:10 PM by CrazyJ |
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Returning home from work, a blonde... |
2/7/2001 4:19:10 PM by CrazyJ |
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There was a small man at a bar drinking... |
2/7/2001 4:19:10 PM by CrazyJ |
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A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey... |
2/7/2001 4:19:10 PM by CrazyJ |
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A very pregnant woman.... |
2/7/2001 4:19:10 PM by CrazyJ |
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This girl with no arms and no legs is lying on the beach... |
2/7/2001 4:19:10 PM by CrazyJ |
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How do you make a hormone? |
2/7/2001 4:19:10 PM by CrazyJ |
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A guy & a girl in a bar... |
2/7/2001 4:19:10 PM by CrazyJ |
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Three models are in a plane together... |
2/7/2001 4:19:10 PM by CrazyJ |
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Your tax dollars at work! |
2/7/2001 4:19:10 PM by CrazyJ |
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What has two legs and bleeds profusely? |
2/7/2001 4:19:10 PM by CrazyJ |
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A passenger plane on a cross-country trip runs into a terrible storm... |
2/7/2001 4:19:10 PM by CrazyJ |
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One night, as a couple laid down for bed... |
2/7/2001 4:19:10 PM by CrazyJ |
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What’s the difference between a drunk and a stoner? |
2/7/2001 4:19:10 PM by CrazyJ |
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A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch... |
2/7/2001 4:19:10 PM by CrazyJ |
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On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light... |
2/7/2001 4:19:10 PM by CrazyJ |
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A man and a woman are seated beside one another... |
2/7/2001 4:19:10 PM by CrazyJ |
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A man decides to take his wife hunting... |
2/7/2001 4:19:10 PM by CrazyJ |
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Two guys and a girl are sitting in a bar... |
2/7/2001 4:19:10 PM by CrazyJ |
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Two fraternity brothers decide to go sailing... |
2/7/2001 4:19:10 PM by CrazyJ |
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Three women escaped from prison... |
2/7/2001 4:19:10 PM by CrazyJ |
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An Irishman, an Italian, and a Polish guy are in a bar... |
2/7/2001 4:19:10 PM by CrazyJ |