fairly sure he's been terminated before w/other names.

6/25/2003 1:13:47 PM

i concur

6/25/2003 1:31:16 PM

biggiesmalls is my bitch too.

6/25/2003 2:00:37 PM

he's like Andrew.....probably the person who's been terminated nearly as many times

6/25/2003 2:34:20 PM

when was the last time one of these threads actually accomplished something? you motherfuckers are stupider than I thought

6/25/2003 8:08:13 PM

haha yea i know

6/25/2003 8:11:33 PM

How many times was he terminated?

[Edited on June 26, 2003 at 12:36 AM. Reason : x]

6/26/2003 12:36:25 AM

you just wish you were cool enough to get terminated

6/26/2003 10:22:26 AM

Britney Admits To Drug Use

Pop beauty Britney Spears has sensationally confessed to having taken drugs. In an exclusive interview with American tabloid the Star - the very publication the 21-year-old singer threatened legal action against after it published a story in February alleging she used cocaine at a Miami, Florida nightclub - Spears admits she has made errors in her past which she now regrets. She says, "Let's just say that you reach a stage in your life where you are curious. And I was curious at one point. But I'm way too focused to let anything stop me. Was it a mistake? Yes." And although the Louisiana native admits to having indulged in narcotics, she insists reports of her wild partying and heavy drinking have been grossly exaggerated. She continues, "Everyone talks about my year of wild living - but seriously, I haven't gone out in four weeks. And after two drinks, I'm good to go. My favorite drinks are Malibu pineapple and Amaretto sours - I can't drink strong drinks. Of course there have been times when I've done a shot or two like on my birthday. Yes, I'll go out and have a good time. Why shouldn't I? And just like anybody my age, maybe I've woken up the next morning and said, 'Whooo... that was a crazy night.' A few weeks ago I was at (New York nightclub) Lot 61 and me and my girlfriend Jeannie did stand up in the booth and dance. Hey, Julia Roberts took off her bra at Hogs And Heifers - so what we did wasn't real bad!"

6/26/2003 10:27:04 AM

That Grimace.

6/26/2003 10:46:57 AM

How can anyone possibly believe that Ronald McDonald was in charge of the disappearances of all the McDonald Land inhabitants. It was Grimace! Grimace is not a lump of purple jelly, as is the common assumption, he’s a robot you moron! Ronald and Grimace are best friends and so they decided to team up. Grimace was getting tired of McDonald land epically when they stopped letting him be in commercials and when they reduced his pay check so he thought of a way out. He convinced Ronald that Mayor McCheese was getting a bit too popular epically after the Hamburglar was brought to justice. Ronald like a chump took the bait and captured the mayor. Constable Big Mac is a smart guy and began investigating all the evidence pointed to Ronald…giant red shoe at the crime white makeup smeared on the door frame..so Ronald had to take out the constable too. Birdy got scared and flew away and all the fry kids burrowed back into the ground. Grimace too ran away leaving Ronald to take the blame, true robot master mind that Grimace. I hear tell he’s planning to show up in a year or so claiming mental abuse and anguish. Millionaire that Grimace.

6/26/2003 11:41:28 AM

Grimace is a genius

6/26/2003 2:22:07 PM

Quote :

"you just wish you were cool enough to get terminated"

or cool enough to hide behind a name.....wanna play the "expose" game?

6/26/2003 4:04:59 PM

Come on Cass, spit it out! Let Biggie's second/fake personality be crushed

[Edited on June 26, 2003 at 4:26 PM. Reason : it won't hurt him, since he's good at arguing]

6/26/2003 4:25:58 PM

you'll figure out who he is

he's been on here forever and no its not Andrew

6/26/2003 5:46:36 PM

just because I made the name doens't make me responsible for the posts, but yeah they should've figured it out by now. my ex is saying people have PMed her and she has told them but somebody would have spilled it by now. oh well

6/26/2003 10:47:52 PM

I know, I know!

6/26/2003 10:50:51 PM

yes, she does

[Edited on June 26, 2003 at 11:11 PM. Reason : actually that was a stupid idea]

6/26/2003 11:06:52 PM

Grimace mother fuckers!

Quote :

"Grimace should try to take over McDonaldLand with brute force. Who in McDonaldLand could stop him or put up a fight? What the fuck could The Mayor do? Jack shit. Mayor McCheese probably thought hamburger theft was the only problem facing his great city. With Grimace on their ass they'd be in some serious trouble. The whole city would evacuate while an angry Grimace ravaged the local McDonalds. If Grimace were to punch a house, would it break? Did McDonaldLand even invest in security at all? Some serious questions The Mayor would have on his hands. "

Quote :

"SJ - Why does a McDonald's mascot need to be in shape? Grimace - Damned if I know.  I heard that Mayor McCheese called me a big piece of purple shit. SJ - That doesn't sound very nice of him. Grimace - It's alright.  I got him back. SJ - What did you do to him? Grimace - While he was sleeping, I snuck into his bedroom, lifted off the top half of his bun head, crapped on him, and put the bun back on.  I showed him a big piece of purple shit, alright.  He still reeks. It'll never completely come out."

Quote :

"SJ - So did you have a thing for Birdie? Grimace - How could I not?  It was either fuck her or Mayor McCheese, and his head smells like shit.  SJ - If you don't mind me asking...did she go for it? Grimace - No.  She said that I wasn't her type.  But we both know the real truth.  I don't think she's read-y for my jell-y.   Grimace is bootylicious, yeah! SJ - Ugh! Grimace - Shut your mouth, you skinny bitch."

http://www.jasonrivera.com/specials/interviews/grimace.shtml

6/27/2003 1:56:47 AM

I say terminate Kris

6/27/2003 2:34:36 AM

Kris is awesome, why would you want to terminate him?

6/27/2003 8:16:26 AM

confusi0n is my designated playa-hata,

BTW confusi0n, there are some people who really want to be in my fan club with you, can you plz take care of that kkthx

6/27/2003 8:54:07 AM