Why wait till the end of the year?

Here is my favorite of `05 so far:
GrumpyGOP

Quote :

"Just pinch the bridge of your nose, close your eyes, shake your head and move on."

1/17/2005 10:38:31 AM

packguy381 to MathFreak

Quote :

"go hold office hours or something"

1/18/2005 4:23:07 PM

MathFreak

Quote :

"I am gay as all hell and want your big American cock in my ass."

1/18/2005 4:26:55 PM

^^Haha.

1/18/2005 4:34:24 PM

Quote :

"roguewolf: wouldn't it be great if we finally had a good excuse for just blowing the fuck up out of places like Harrelson Hall"

1/20/2005 9:54:46 PM

Quote :

"GrumpyGOP: Sentences, MathFreak. Sentences help us know what you're saying."

[Edited on January 30, 2005 at 9:37 PM. Reason : d]

1/30/2005 9:36:40 PM

GrumpyGOP is neither creative with his insults or witty.

1/30/2005 9:39:57 PM

Quote :

"Keynes: I suppose that fact is lost on most academics, like Juan Cole, primarily because most of them will never have a position of leadership. In fact, it has less to do with leadership and more to do with common sense, which again is something most academics lack."

1/30/2005 9:42:33 PM

Quote :

"BigB23USAABC: but, have no fear, i'm still not to the point of thinking America should sweep the world like the hand of God, delivering justice to all deserving non-asians. But, on thursdays, I do think America might have some moral responcibility in backing democratic efforts abroad. "

1/30/2005 10:28:38 PM

I wondered why Thursday was my favorite day of the week.

1/30/2005 10:37:04 PM

Quote :

"Hi, welcome to the Wolfweb. I wanted to get htat out of the way, and give you a positive greeting before you're either completely ignored, or thoroughly torn to shreds by the wolves on this site. Two quick notes, giving your address (assuming that the address is accurate and this post isn't simply and attempt to direct hateful actions towards someone you don't like) was a very bad idea, I doubt whether any of the people here actually have the conviction to go to you and say to your face what they'll be screaming at you on this site. Secondly, you will not convert anybody, at best you will only encourage laughter in your direction, at worst people will find out every thing about you and turn you from a normal, run-of-the-mill college student into a weeping ball of flesh on your dormatory floor. In other words, run, run like the wind and don't look back. -Tim"

1/30/2005 11:11:33 PM

Quote :

"Supplanter:well i think bush took a clear stand against both arabs and buttsecks in the State of the Union individually, but combined i don't know how he'd feel."

2/3/2005 2:17:37 PM

Ought to add links to the threads these quotes are comming from, sometimes context makes all the difference

2/3/2005 2:32:59 PM

NO
NO CONTEXT CLUES

2/3/2005 2:34:13 PM

nah, 1337 is right

that's a good idea

and it's not like you HAVE to click the link

2/3/2005 2:36:27 PM

i find them funnier without any sort of context



GOLDENVIPER WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SUPPORT THE BAD IDEAS

2/3/2005 2:37:09 PM

the link doesn't give any context unless you click

and I'm just like that

2/3/2005 2:38:48 PM

its funnier when you let your mind wander

2/4/2005 10:03:31 AM

i don't remember who said it, but:

Quote :

"There's no way to explain intelligently something that is fundamentally stupid."

2/4/2005 11:40:36 AM

^MathFreak, and last year.

2/4/2005 12:45:48 PM

alright then, here's a quote from this year.

salisburyboy

Quote :

"Maybe I'm I way out there or a nut,"

http://thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=289378

2/5/2005 7:50:49 PM

Holy shit, that one wins. Everything I've ever said pales in comparison. If I could fit the whole context too, I think I'd get it tatooed on me.

2/5/2005 8:14:31 PM

Quote :

"i find them funnier without any sort of context"

2/5/2005 8:34:06 PM

Quote :

"^MathFreak, and last year."

It's February. What do you expect?

2/7/2005 5:44:27 PM

Quote :

"2005"

2/7/2005 5:52:06 PM

Quote :

"homosexuality and religion are both topics talked about by plato and he died atleast 51 years ago if not earlier."

Supplanter

2/7/2005 8:35:16 PM

Quote :

"Zhisheng: And please do refrain from rebutting with your "free-market" neoclassical economic theories. It's merely a theory and do not mirror reality of monopsony, imperfect competition, imperfect information, etc. "

2/17/2005 10:00:42 AM

ah, i love when this thread gets a bttt

2/17/2005 12:46:04 PM

GrumpyGOP

Quote :

"blah blah blah"

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=293041

2/17/2005 4:19:50 PM

Quote :

"GoldenViper is expounding Socialist dogma"

Quote :

"GoldenViper was relating something, I wasn't sure exactly what but it sounded rather socialist."

- LoneSnark

2/17/2005 5:25:07 PM

Quote :

"GrumpyGOP: Satan's growing a whole new crop of thorns on his dick just for you, Kris. I'm certain of it. It's in Revelations somewhere."

Quote :

"Kris: I haven't decided on a locale for the first time, I was kind of thinking backseat of a buick, but I do have a really good sleazy hotel for the first time we do anal"

2/17/2005 9:21:16 PM

Kris

Quote :

"don't try to pretend you are a democrat pussy"

hahaha

[Edited on February 22, 2005 at 8:03 PM. Reason : http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=294154&page=3#6257337]

2/22/2005 8:02:14 PM

Quote :

"Gamecat: I wasn't aware that I'd be competing against a religious adherance to laziness."

2/22/2005 8:40:51 PM

Quote :

"spookyjon: Believe it or not, not all email forwards explaining the origins of words are true."

2/23/2005 2:52:00 PM

Quote :

"you can be proud of all two of them"

-Kris

2/23/2005 7:44:27 PM

Quote :

"RedGuard: Maybe you could twist his past as an anti-drug message to all the children of Democrats out there. "Dubya smoked weed and sniffed coke growing up... think of how many brain cells that must've killed. You don't want to be like Dubya, do you?" Or more simply... "Dubya did drugs. Do you want to be like Dubya?!""

3/2/2005 4:23:45 PM

Quote :

"My life it complete, I've been called a commie by someone named Oleg."

-Patman

3/7/2005 3:38:27 PM

Quote :

"they should have just saved everyone the trouble and just sent a tape recording that says "fuck you" over and over agian."

-Kris

3/7/2005 4:56:04 PM

^you should add the context

3/8/2005 2:33:03 AM

Quote :

"I want to take out the middleman and have a car that runs on the blood of Iraqi children. Well, not necessarily children. Children could be like the premium fuel, whereas Iraqi women and the elderly could be the low grade fuel."

-Mr. Joshua

[Edited on March 10, 2005 at 7:22 PM. Reason : !!]

3/10/2005 7:21:13 PM

This gave me a laugh at the end of a Monday

Mr. Joshua

Quote :

"A sizeable portion of anti-war protestors can be written off. Their protesting is not specific to the Iraq War. These are people that are opposed to war, no matter what. They see every conflict as absolutely devoid of any benefit. If we were to try to bomb a factory that made tools for the rape and torture of kittens these people would be out in the streets protesting. They are foolishly naive and optimistic and think that the world can live off of rainbows and butterscotch."

3/14/2005 5:32:47 PM

1in10^9

Quote :

"drilling oil in alaska wildlife"

3/17/2005 12:50:34 AM

Those damn musk ox are fat with crude, man.

3/17/2005 12:59:19 AM

haha bastards

3/17/2005 12:59:47 AM

Kris

Quote :

"I've turned the tables and shown a situation of encroaching on the freedoms of people (I think are) like yourself (or you at least align yourself with), government-hating-crazy-cabin-in-the-woods-white-people. "

3/18/2005 1:31:41 AM

seems I'm racking up the quote points here

Quote :

"Damn fatties, how the fuck do we deal with you people?"

Quote :

"concentration camps"

[Edited on March 18, 2005 at 1:45 AM. Reason : ]

3/18/2005 1:45:18 AM

from the same thread

dgm525

Quote :

"and there is (thankfully) no such thing as "second hand fat"."

3/18/2005 1:55:28 AM

DirtyGreek

Quote :

"what we personally think about this issue is irrelevant. I personally think..."

3/21/2005 6:35:37 PM

Mr. Joshua

Quote :

"Ignorance isn't bliss, living in a country that doesn't wipe its ass with its bare hand is bliss."

3/27/2005 9:45:26 PM

Quote :

"nutsmackr: She's like Michigan J. Frog. She can talk and all that shit when it is only her parents but anyone or anything else is present, she's deader than a door nail."

3/27/2005 9:47:33 PM