Hey, i've noticed how you have been eyeing me recently from inside your fortified bunker, complete with anti-government mind control radio-wave blocker. I know that you want me, and I know that you want me to ram it in your ass as hard as I can.

So, I'm here to say that I'm ready. Lets do this. And afterwards, we can talk about getting you into skull and bones like I know you've been wanting for so long...

7/31/2005 5:10:10 PM

don't you understand. the consipracy goes beyond skull and bones. Skull and bones is merely a front for the massive jewish conspiracy.

7/31/2005 5:35:55 PM

yeah, but getting into skull & bones is just the first step. next we'll start getting him converted to his favorite religion: judaism.

7/31/2005 5:39:04 PM

skull and bones is a dead end. In order to pass into the upper ring of knowledge one must not be fooled by the skull and bones.

7/31/2005 5:45:43 PM

see, thats just it. you have to get into it, just not be fooled by it. thats how they know you are worthy.

7/31/2005 6:17:31 PM

i have decided that salisburyboy must just be really bored. i mean yeah...he is crazy and paranoid...and dumb...(OMG AD HOMIWHATEVER)....but for the most part...i think he is just bored

7/31/2005 7:24:22 PM

chit chat?

8/1/2005 4:09:48 AM

I think he's just jealous because I'm the real head of the Illuminati.

8/1/2005 5:18:53 PM

yes, but it's my hand that's up your ass.

8/1/2005 6:04:06 PM

damn you and your greedy jew hands

8/2/2005 12:31:01 AM