Anyone got a count on how many times he says his name on the album, and his number....


281-330-8004




I'm MIKE JONES!!!!!

8/1/2005 8:30:04 AM

See I'm a pimp that's on my grind, I hustle like all the time
I speak what's on my mind, my teeth'll make you blind
My heat'll lay you down, whenever you come around
The second I feel mistreated your life'll be deleted
Cause I don't play dat, you know I don't play dat
Wherever you talkin noise is where you gon' lay at
I'm "Supa Dupa Fly" like Missy Missy
Before the fame came they just used to diss me
But now I'm on top, I'm hot I can't stop
Before my deal came my shows was sold out
House been on the hill, diamonds been in my grill
I'm trill like U.G.K., you know I keep it real
I'm who, Mike Jones, WHO? Mike Jones
WHO? Mike Jones and I can't be cloned
2-8-1, 3-3-oh, 8-zero-zero-fo'
That's my cell phone number, hit me on the low
I got

[Edited on August 1, 2005 at 8:38 AM. Reason : Missy Elliot ft. Mike Jones - Joy - The Cookbook]

[Edited on August 1, 2005 at 8:40 AM. Reason : .]

8/1/2005 8:35:56 AM

im not quite sure...but i know i want him. somethin about the ice in his grill and his major deal that really gets me wet.

8/1/2005 8:36:00 AM

^
2 8 1, 3 3 oh, eight zero zero fo'
Hit Mike Jones up on the low cause Mike Jones about to blow
Befo' the ice was in my grill, befo' I got my major deal
These hoes wouldn't give a damn if I was heah, geah
Befo' the ice was in my grill, befo' I got my major deal
These hoes wouldn't give a damn if I was heah, geah
Befo' the ice was in my grill, befo' I got my major deal
These hoes wouldn't give a damn if I was heah, geah - because

"Back then hoes didn't want me, now I'm hot hoes all on me"
"Back then hoes didn't want me, now I'm hot hoes all on me - I SAID"
"Back then hoes didn't want me, now I'm hot hoes all on me"
"Back then hoes didn't want me, now I'm hot hoes all on me - I SAID"

8/1/2005 8:42:42 AM

he really like garden tools

8/1/2005 8:43:20 AM

Jeebus, I need to make bad raps and say 3-4 lines in every single song.... and I can have millions... who's with me?

8/1/2005 8:45:07 AM

[old]

[as fuck]

8/1/2005 9:09:10 AM

I thought he was kidding with all the name saying and repeating lines.... but i dont think he was, i'll give him one more album to fix it...

8/1/2005 9:11:03 AM

I'm Batman

8/1/2005 9:11:45 AM

^^Thats his gimmick....when you think of repeating lines and constantly saying your name and number you think Mike Jones.....he wont change it

8/1/2005 9:22:21 AM

Now for only $19.95 you can get your own "Rap Star Toolkit"

Rap Star Toolkit contains:
- Your name, to be repeated numerous times
- A fictional cell phone number, to repeat in your songs!
- Purple stuff to keep in your cup
- Ice for your grill!
- A "how to refer to yourself in the third person" handbook
- A "Major" record deal!

Get yours today by calling, 281-330-8004.

8/1/2005 10:10:35 AM

that's his old number anyway

8/1/2005 11:25:20 AM

i got the internet got NUTS

8/1/2005 11:28:58 AM

[Edited on August 1, 2005 at 11:41 AM. Reason : 0]

8/1/2005 11:40:34 AM

Quote :

"Who is MIKE JONES"

some cat with no breath control that has to rely on his producer to splice his lyrics together since he cant actually rip the mic himself

8/2/2005 1:00:32 PM

8/3/2005 8:31:31 AM

i wish those comics were funny

8/3/2005 9:08:55 AM

8/3/2005 9:14:12 AM

9/2/2005 1:00:39 AM

^

"She's a great reporter"

"She's a babbbbbbbbe"

9/2/2005 3:15:56 AM

Quote :

"Who is MIKE JONES!!!"

a talentless douchebag. as this thread has pointed out.

9/2/2005 3:23:36 AM

yeah ok cause everyone could cut a record where they scream their name and cell phone number over and over and sell a million records, because thats all that the music i hear nowadays sounds like

he is obviously riding a bandwagon of some sorts since all the other rappers yell out their name and #

9/2/2005 4:01:15 AM

Repeating lines and your name appeal to the attention spans of the 13-year-old white girls who are the ones that actually buy the albums(albeit with daddy's money).

9/2/2005 4:07:17 AM

i commend him for figuring out a way to hustle people out of their money

9/2/2005 4:17:57 AM

"Similar to MIKE JONEEEES. Say my name enough, then I'm taking ya home."

9/13/2005 2:48:25 AM

some cat with no breath control that has to rely on his producer to splice his lyrics together since he cant actually rip the mic himself


You got a real ice grill, but are you really real?

9/13/2005 3:27:15 AM