damn why wasn't i ever this lucky

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,165523,00.html

8/12/2005 11:55:15 AM

note to self: if ever a school age kid again it is ok to blackmail your teacher for sex

8/12/2005 11:56:34 AM

Sucks for her now ex-husband. She picked a 13 year old over him...

8/12/2005 11:59:37 AM

DAMN that bitch is hot.

8/12/2005 12:01:54 PM

damn damn damn

8/12/2005 12:06:00 PM

That poor little boy...

8/12/2005 12:50:58 PM

OMG SEX

8/12/2005 12:52:49 PM

Turner was a college homecoming queen and basketball player who once appeared as a bikini-clad promoter for a professional wrestling match

I HOPE THAT KID BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THAT

8/12/2005 12:53:32 PM

WHERE WERE THESE WHORES WHEN I WAS IN SCHOOL?!?!?!

8/12/2005 12:53:47 PM

We had one, but she was one of those short, chunky, ghetto-bootied types.

Quote :

"The mother of the teenager in the case previously described Turner as a family friend and said she hoped there would not be a trial."

8/12/2005 1:00:22 PM

they have it so lucky

the 13 year old girls look like they're 18
and the 28 year old teachers look like they're 18

and both will fuck them

8/12/2005 1:00:33 PM

Dude

If I was thirteen

And I hit THAT.

Fuck.

If I was TWENTY

and I hit THAT.

Christ.

8/12/2005 1:08:28 PM

shit
i'd love to hit that as a 24 year old

8/12/2005 1:21:00 PM

I'm not going to read this article because I would like to continue thinking that the child she had sex with is a 13 year old girl

hot girl on younger girl action

8/12/2005 1:24:37 PM

WERD!

8/12/2005 1:55:32 PM

ahahahahahahaha this thread is awesome.

8/12/2005 2:13:48 PM

If I had a 13 year old son.

And he hit that.

I'd buy him a beer.

There's nothing more he could learn from me.

8/12/2005 2:48:51 PM

If my 13 year old son had sex with her, I think I'd have to start questioning my wife as to where he got the genes to do that. Fuck, I wouldn't have had a shot with her when I was 13 ... I wouldn't have had a shot with her when I'm 25 ... never.
If my kid got to hit it, then he probably ain't my kid.

8/12/2005 2:54:07 PM

^ & ^^, haha

8/12/2005 3:00:47 PM

If I had a 13 year old son.

And he hit that.

I'd buy him a beer.

There's nothing more he could learn from me.

8/12/2005 4:47:52 PM

she plead no contest...

8/12/2005 4:53:10 PM

Damn if only I got that kind of ass at 13

8/12/2005 5:04:13 PM

More images:










Man this kid got a former beauty queen and a Ms Monday Nitro!

8/12/2005 5:14:43 PM

What in the world does the kid look like?

8/12/2005 5:21:55 PM

^



"today I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth"

8/12/2005 5:29:25 PM

hahaha, gg. damn, i'd hit that jailbait over and over and over again.

8/13/2005 1:17:28 AM

so remind me again what a 13 year old was doing in elementary school?

8/13/2005 12:25:57 PM

Some elementary schools go from like K-6 or K-8.

8/13/2005 12:42:08 PM

Quote :

""Older women involved with underage males is nothing new," said Louis B. Schlesinger, a forensic psychologist at the John Jay College of Criminal Justice (search ) in New York. "That’s been going on many, many, many years. The general view is that it’s a rite of passage. … The guy is lucky.""

I like her pouty look in the first picture. "Oh, please Judge. I know I've been a very naughty girl."

8/13/2005 12:42:15 PM

If I had a 13 year old son.

And he hit that.

I'd buy him a beer.

There's nothing more he could learn from me.

8/13/2005 12:54:14 PM

Quote :

"so remind me again what a 13 year old was doing in elementary school?"

Apparently getting some ass.

8/14/2005 12:25:32 AM

why don't people ever respond like this when a male teacher with a 13 year old girl?

8/14/2005 2:03:10 AM

because that is just sick.

In this real-world example, who was the victim?

8/14/2005 10:09:27 AM

^ the husband.

8/14/2005 3:45:18 PM

^ahahahaha
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8/14/2005 3:46:07 PM

hehehe

8/14/2005 4:56:35 PM

Quote :

"why don't people ever respond like this when a male teacher with a 13 year old girl?"

It's easy for some guys to sit back and think, "Damn that kid is lucky, wish I could do it."
.. But you can't, what you can do is be the Fucked up 30yr. old having sex with a 13yr old kid and it would feel pretty unfair and shitty when you are get caught & are treated differently b/c you're a man...
Labeled a child molester/rapist instead of "..the hot teacher who fucked an elementary school kid.."
Get 10yrs instead of 9mos in prison..... Yeah, I wanna see you have the same reaction then.

This is kinda sick, you gotta be a fucked up 30yr old to like having sex with 13yr olds.

8/14/2005 5:16:07 PM

^^that shows as a rad red x for us g
whats the blog you got it from?


^and the issue is more who is being used?
a 13 year old girl vs a 13 year old boy
the 13 year old girl, while she knows about sex, isn't exactly following her true feelings when she bwns a 30 year old teacher
the 13 year old boy is defintely following his feelings when he bangs a 30 year old teacher

8/14/2005 5:36:57 PM

are you trying to say that a 13 year old male is more ready for sex than a 13 year old female?

8/14/2005 6:07:29 PM

because "following your feelings" is definitely equal to "being ready"

8/14/2005 6:18:24 PM

Quote :

"are you trying to say that a 13 year old male is more ready for sex than a 13 year old female?"

Well men ejactulate anyways, women don't. Sex is much more natural for a man. Not to mention the physical discomfort involved with women. I'd say yes, a 13 yr old boy is more ready for sex than a 13 year old girl. Also considering the consequences a woman may have to deal with, a 13 year old woman isn't really prepared for the decision she may have to make.

8/14/2005 6:25:28 PM

Quote :

"hahaha, gg. damn, i'd hit that jailbait over and over and over again."

so you like 13 yo boys?

8/14/2005 6:32:10 PM

^ i was kinda wondering about that statement too...

8/14/2005 6:36:29 PM

freudian slip most likely

8/14/2005 9:43:48 PM

this girl is HOT

8/14/2005 9:46:56 PM

^^^lol, yeah i fucked up on that one. damn that girl is hot.

8/14/2005 10:04:53 PM

8/14/2005 10:05:21 PM

Quote :

"that shows as a rad red x for us g"

sorry, works fine for me

heres a direct link

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/215/1803/640/zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzTeacherPamelaHarley.jpg

[Edited on August 14, 2005 at 10:09 PM. Reason : ]

8/14/2005 10:08:42 PM

^access denied

8/14/2005 10:16:45 PM

it's the same god damned picture i posted, except i know how to do it correctly.

8/14/2005 10:42:23 PM