(Just in case the home page doesn't post)

"The only thing to do with advice is pass it on. It is never any use to oneself." ~Oscar Wilde

Do you have a problem and you need some advice? Ask Isis! No matter what your situation is, there is always someone who can relate. Share your story in Technician's Dear Abby column-Ask Isis. Please create a secret pen name (ex-Lonely in North Hall) so all names remain anonymous. Send your submissions to Isis @ Idsmith@ncsu.edu, or P.O. Box 1695 2730 Wolf Village Way. Thanks!

*Also accepting submissions from the Feedback Forum...remember to pass it on and look for your story in the daily Technician

10/7/2005 1:35:45 PM

DEAR IRIS,

I THINK I'M GAY. I'M IN LOVE WITH DRUNKNLOADED. HE'S SO DREAMY. BUT HE WON'T PAY ANY ATTENTION TO ME. I'M PRETTY SURE HE'S GAY TOO. I JUST WANT TO LOVE HIM. WHAT SHOULD I DO?

SINCERELY,

LONELY IN NORTH HALL

10/7/2005 1:49:09 PM

Quote :

"From : ASKIsis To : Ernest Received : Friday October 7, 2005 at 2:18 PM Subject : your post Thanks! Look for a response soon!"

10/7/2005 2:21:07 PM

What is the Technician looking to do with these columns? What issues are they going to address ( academic, personal, legal, etc. etc.)? Who has control over which questions get answered and which don't.

10/7/2005 4:58:50 PM

The advice column will appear in the Arts and Entertainment section of the Technician. This column is for entertainment, it is also designed to help the person who submits a story and thoese who share their same issue. The column will be in the same format as Dear Abby (form of a letter). Because this column is an addition, the student body who reads the Technician is not aware of it's coming. Therefore, the wolf web members are the first to have an opportunity to have their issue addressed and shared in the Technicain. I am Isis, and as the writer I will not limit the topics I answer. It does not matter what your question is, if you have a problem, I have an answer, and I will answer your question honestly and promptly. I will make any member of the wolf web aware if their story is to appear in the Technician. For now, I will answer any submission sent but as the column grows with awareness and submissions, the editor of Arts and Entertainment will help me decide which submissions are selected for the Technician. Even if your submission is not selected in the future for publication. I will try my best to reply to all submissions sent through this forum. Thanks!

10/7/2005 7:58:32 PM

Lock.

10/7/2005 8:15:28 PM

ibtl

10/7/2005 8:45:20 PM

Dear Isis, fuck you. Using peoples problems, as a way to build attention and fame, is a sickening attempt at journalism. Oscar wilde is trash that's lost all the luster and chooses to do nothing but complain in short halfwit apothegms.

10/7/2005 9:20:05 PM

If you have a serious submission please send to idsmith@ncsu.edu, thanks!

10/8/2005 1:22:05 AM

Quote :

"Additionally, if you post the same topic in multiple sections or post a dummy topic pointing to a topic in another section, this is grounds for immediate suspension."

SUSPEND

10/8/2005 3:46:21 AM

suspend

10/8/2005 12:27:58 PM

suspendors

10/10/2005 10:59:06 PM

10/11/2005 9:19:30 AM

Dear Isis,

I am currently with a girl she is a year older than me. I just wanted a sexual relationship with her

but now she is my girlfriend. I don't want her as my girlfriend but I want to have her as a Fuck

Buddy. I am currently talking to a younger girl 2 years younger. I do not want anything sexual

with her for now. Just like her as a formal girlfriend to introduce to the parents and have her

around. Should I just keep the older chick and start going out with the new one so everybody

could stay happy?

[Edited on October 11, 2005 at 6:38 PM. Reason : Should and double space]

10/11/2005 6:37:02 PM