please tell me someone else is watching this.

10/9/2005 12:11:48 AM

I don't know, the lip-synching lessons have really paid off.

And hacking Jewel's voice, nice touch.

10/9/2005 12:13:38 AM

thank you for that wonderful ballad ashlee.

[Edited on October 9, 2005 at 12:15 AM. Reason : .]

10/9/2005 12:14:36 AM

id hit it

10/9/2005 12:34:52 AM

...with a 2x4

10/9/2005 12:43:41 AM

Quote :

"Ashlee Simpson gets more visually disturbing by the minute. I’ve never seen anything quite like it. And yet she keeps showing up for pictures. In high school I so skillfully made fun of the weird Goth kids with black nail polish and fresh cut marks they usually killed themselves by Thanksgiving break, but Ashlee is still around, so I guess I’m losing my touch. She looks completely uncomfortable in front of the camera, and yet she’s always there. She always has a forced look on her face like someone is holding a gun to a puppies head just a few feet out of frame."

http://wwtdd.com/index.php?type=cat&name=More%20Ashlee%20Simpson...

10/9/2005 12:48:08 AM

[old]

10/9/2005 10:52:03 AM

i clicked this thread and was gonna put old and just as i clicked it radhar posted old

10/9/2005 10:54:48 AM

Ashlee Simpson is 21? wtf, when did that happen

I always thought she's like 15, which would at least excuse some of her no-talent-ass-clownery

10/9/2005 10:57:15 AM

Can somebody plz post some photoshopped or nekid pics of her? kk, thnx

10/9/2005 12:44:51 PM

Quote :

"Ashlee Simpson recently celebrated her 21st birthday in Las Vegas and decided to mark the occasion by painting her face like a raccoon. And really, what better way to celebrate 21 years of life than by pretending to be a night-time critter that likes to rummage through other people's garbage. That's what I did when I turned 21, only replace every reference to raccoon with "alochol and strippers" and top the whole thing off with buckets of supermodel sex."

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2005/10/07/ashlee_simpson_needs_makeup_le.html

10/9/2005 1:41:55 PM

i'd hit it

10/9/2005 1:46:34 PM

i'd hit it but would wear ear plugs

10/9/2005 3:23:26 PM

Quote :

"like someone is holding a gun to a puppies head just a few feet out of frame"

hahahaha

10/9/2005 3:36:26 PM

i keep wanting to give up SNL for shit like this...but damnit if they dont keep bringing me back in

i didnt see it, was that napoleon dynamite kid a terrible host?

10/9/2005 5:36:14 PM

he flubbed up his lines quite a bit

10/9/2005 5:37:56 PM

[Edited on October 9, 2005 at 9:19 PM. Reason : pic]

10/9/2005 9:18:33 PM

^^^I think the napoleon dynamite kid might be typecast. Out of all the skits he was in I couldn't help seeing him as ND

10/10/2005 8:44:37 AM

Agreed, but he was one of the better hosts SNL has had recently.

10/10/2005 9:00:58 AM

at least she went back to blonde hair finally

10/10/2005 9:08:17 AM

^^ I have to disagree there, Heder did flub quite a bit and you could tell they were stretching for ideas, afterall when the use Ferecito to interview you AS you, they are running low on ideas.

10/10/2005 10:35:03 AM

the moustache werewolf sketch was amusing. and the black eyed peas thing was really good.

10/10/2005 11:13:08 AM

^ The werewolf sketch was good - but it was almost the exact same thing he was doing while testing the time machine + a little howling. Every character he did reminded me of ND. The guy is pretty much typecast IMO.

10/10/2005 11:37:15 AM

didn't see ashlee simpson, but i did catch the black eye peas sketch, which i thought was hilarious.

10/10/2005 11:57:23 AM

Dear god, I was on MTV for some reason, and the new Ashlee Simpson video was on, something about not stealing a boyfriend.....has to be one of THE WORST things I have ever seen/heard. Why in the hell does she keep ending up on TV??

12/27/2005 4:01:15 PM

calling Ashlee Simpson an ass clown is an insult to ass clowns everywhere

12/27/2005 4:08:12 PM

But she is so tuff with her anarchy sign.

12/27/2005 4:30:56 PM

anyone see that movie she was in?

12/27/2005 4:46:07 PM

Hell, Joie needs to put out a CD. She is hotter than Ashlee Simpson and I am sure she can't sing any worse.

12/27/2005 4:47:51 PM

I'd fuck the shit out of her...sister

12/27/2005 4:53:25 PM

I'd hit it

12/27/2005 5:41:08 PM

she has cankles.

12/27/2005 7:15:55 PM

She looks alright in the picture above. I've said for a while that she's just okay when she was going through her brunette phase (actually, she looks awful in that brunette picture posted earlier), but that she's pretty as a blonde.

That being said, this is probably the best picture of her that I've seen - and it looks good.


[Edited on December 28, 2005 at 12:00 AM. Reason : ]

12/27/2005 11:59:46 PM

she will never look like that in person again

ever

12/28/2005 12:08:49 AM

and i will still hit it

12/28/2005 12:51:02 AM

it was funnier on office space when it was about michael bolton

12/28/2005 1:09:28 AM

i just needed to sign this thread

12/28/2005 10:53:59 AM

I dunno she is just as good as Britney Spears was in her days and she looks as good too.

12/28/2005 11:22:19 AM

ok
yes
that last picture

she'd catch all of it

12/28/2005 12:34:06 PM

i'd fuck her

12/28/2005 12:35:46 PM

she got a photoshop tummy tuck, breast implants, and shit-tons of makeup.



they say the camera adds 10 lbs, well that camera took off 20!

[Edited on December 28, 2005 at 12:42 PM. Reason : ]

12/28/2005 12:41:38 PM

bullshit

12/28/2005 12:45:20 PM

this thread was started on my birthday!

12/28/2005 3:02:19 PM

For the record, even though I think she was hot in that picture I posted above ...

... she is a no talent ass clown.

But I'd still hit it if she was looking like that.

12/29/2005 1:11:32 AM

^it's clearly photoshopped


the real deal

12/29/2005 1:16:54 AM

She is such a tool for someone else to make money
just like American Idol

12/29/2005 1:27:37 AM

if you could suck at something and still be a millionaire would you do it??


i think the answer is yes

12/29/2005 1:34:22 AM