SEQUELS, REMAKES, AND SHITTY MOVIES... OH MY!

or as I like to say, "Who the fuck greenlighted this shit?"

In a somewhat alphabetical order:

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0463854/ - 28 Weeks Later...
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0442933/ - Beowulf
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0482353/ - Boob Job
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0440963/ - The Bourne Ultimatum
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0457297/ - The Butterfly Effect 2
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0458339/ - Captain America
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0433561/ - Fahrenheit 9/11.5
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0464037/ - Halo
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0481536/ - Harold and Kumar go to Amsterdam
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0411477/ - Hellboy 2
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0367882/ - Indiana Jones 4
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0467197/ - Max Payne
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0484999/ - Mighty Mouse
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0479500/ - Nancy Drew: The Mystery Of Hollywood Hills
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0465234/ - National Treasure 2
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0477052/ - Notorious D.A.D.
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0477054/ - Old School 2
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0473377/ - Pac Man
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0414429/ - Rainbow 6
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0413267/ - Shrek 3
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0408305/ - Star Trek: The Beginning
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0453556/ - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0383010/ - The Three Stooges
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0378894/ - Tortoise vs. Hare
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0418279/ - Transformers
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0291537/ - Under Siege 3

10/23/2005 3:44:56 PM

hell yeah cap'n america

10/23/2005 3:47:23 PM

HELL YEAH BOOB JOB!

10/23/2005 3:47:57 PM

i'll be seeing probably half of those

10/23/2005 4:00:48 PM

notorious d.a.d.

lol its about a rapper

10/23/2005 4:01:20 PM

pac man is gonna be the shit i can feel it

10/23/2005 4:01:59 PM

28 Weeks Later is a sequel to 28 Days Later? That kinda cool...

And Butterfly Effect 2 could be good.

I don't know how good a new Trek is going to be without any of the OG crew.

10/23/2005 4:45:49 PM

Did you SEE the Butterfly Effect?

How in the world can a sequel even exist, much less be good? The nigga goes back in time and commits suicide in the womb. There's not much that can follow that.

10/23/2005 4:48:18 PM

Butterfly Effect ended with him going back to when he first met Kaley, and telling her he hated her, so she would run back to her mom, which caused her mom to keep her (and her brother), instead of the screwed up dad. It fixed their lives, but he is never able to meet Kaley.

I'm not sure really what the sequel could be, but he supposedly has his time-travel abilities (but he burns his journals, which is what initiates the transportation) still. At the end, he sees Kaley again, and she stops and looks at him, then walks away.

10/23/2005 4:56:12 PM

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"The Bourne Ultimatum"

Perhaps you shouls read more books. The Bourne series is a trilogy. Of course they're going to make all three.

[Edited on October 23, 2005 at 5:20 PM. Reason : .]

10/23/2005 5:19:46 PM

There is no reason to make another TMNT film.

10/23/2005 6:00:25 PM

^^ that was the crap ending. the director's cut had him going back into the womb and strangling himself with his umbilical cord so that he was never born

10/23/2005 6:00:54 PM

You forgot http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0458525/ -Wolverine

10/23/2005 8:51:49 PM

some of those sound good to me

10/23/2005 8:58:56 PM

me too

10/23/2005 9:04:09 PM

Under Siege 3! My life is complete.

10/23/2005 9:12:45 PM

out of those i plan to see:
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0463854/ - 28 Weeks Later...
id see beowulf if it wasnt animated
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0440963/ - The Bourne Ultimatum
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0464037/ - Halo when its on hbo
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0367882/ - Indiana Jones 4
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0414429/ - Rainbow 6
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0453556/ - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

10/23/2005 10:05:35 PM

Moore's doing a sequel to Fahrenheit 9/11? Why isn't he doing it on an election year?

10/23/2005 10:37:24 PM

Gotta start the hype machine early.

10/23/2005 10:41:11 PM

omfg maybe this one will not suck as much as all his other werkz

10/23/2005 10:42:11 PM

^^^because he realizes his movies motivate his opposing base just as much as his

i mean, f9.11 worked so well to swing the tide in 2004....

10/23/2005 10:47:07 PM

^^ Roger & Me is quality.

"Pets or meat."

10/23/2005 10:48:21 PM

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"that was the crap ending. the director's cut had him going back into the womb and strangling himself with his umbilical cord so that he was never born"

damn


that's pretty fucking wild

i was one of the few that actually liked that movie tho

i just hope they don't so some stupid shit

like make it about each of their kids

or some other predictable shit like that

10/23/2005 10:49:48 PM

bttt

12/10/2005 7:59:45 PM

UPDATES:

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0465897/ - Aristocats 2
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0462182/ - Arabian Nights
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0443439/ - Battle for Fallujah
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0455348/ - Beowulf: Prince of the Geats
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0393105/ - The Book of Mormon Movie, Volume II: Zarahelma
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0488982/ - Castlevania
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0465940/ - Cinderella 3
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0400403/ - Enders Game
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0360556/ - Fahrenheit 451
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0486576/ - Fantastic Four 2
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0481649/ - Fraggle Rock: The Movie
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0483632/ - Gnomes!
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0427327/ - Hairspray
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0484845/ - Hawaii Five-O
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0479061/ - Henchman vs. Sidekick
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0465494/ - Hitman
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0371746/ - Iron Man
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0373051/ - Journey to the Center of the Earth
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0486859/ - The Man Who Fell to Earth
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0486640/ - Postal
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0489996/ - The Prince and the Pauper
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0293564/ - Rush Hour 3
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0435764/ - Untitled Anne Frank Project
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0492389/ - Untitled Man vs. Nature Project
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0472198/ - Untitled Notorious BIG Project
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0443272/ - Untitled Abraham Lincoln Project
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0480046/ - Untitled Theodore Roosevelt Project

12/10/2005 8:14:59 PM

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"http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0360556/ - Fahrenheit 451"

Screenplay is by the same dude who did The Green Mile and The Shawshank Redemption

12/10/2005 10:36:26 PM

Oh no, they're going to really fuck up Enders Game. That is no good.

12/10/2005 11:18:19 PM

Cinderella 3? When was there a Cinderella 2?

12/11/2005 12:55:59 PM

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"http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0486640/ - Postal"

Someone should really be fired.

12/11/2005 1:20:04 PM

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0429087/

Shantaram
This one i think will be really good. The book was great.

12/11/2005 1:29:57 PM

Harold & Kumar 2 will be the best movie of 2007. I'm calling it now and will refer you all to this thread in a few years.

12/11/2005 11:43:41 PM

bttt anyone have confirmed dates for these?

2/5/2006 5:44:14 PM

http://imdb.com/title/tt0259324/ Ghostrider

2/5/2006 8:06:21 PM

oh god not nick cage

2/6/2006 3:12:29 AM

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"http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0360556/ - Fahrenheit 451"

OMG - THEIR TOTALLY RIPPING OFF MICHAEL MOORE. HE SHOULD SUE RAY BRADBURY - WHO THE HELL IS THAT ANYWAYS

2/6/2006 7:24:09 AM

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"Fraggle Rock: The Movie"

wtf

2/6/2006 9:57:49 AM

^ I'm totally there for that.

2/6/2006 10:15:21 AM

WHEN ARE THEY GONNA MAKE LEONARD PART 7? oR LeoNARD PART 6 2~?!

2/6/2006 1:01:56 PM

I think Enders game would only work as an animated (cgi or traditional) film. That way there's no issue with bad child acting, and established voice actors could be used. The budget would stay a lot lower, since animating zero gravity would be insanely easier.

If the movie is going to at all capture the spirit of the book, it needs to be edgy and probably have at least a PG13 rating (if not R).

I just have a feeling its going to be mediocre.

"I'll have that someday...Someone who'll kiss me good-bye at the door. Or maybe just someone to put a blindfold over my head before they shoot me." -Peter Wiggin

2/6/2006 1:14:56 PM

ocean's 13 has been announced on imdb

2/6/2006 3:02:36 PM

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"I think Enders game would only work as an animated (cgi or traditional) film. That way there's no issue with bad child acting, and established voice actors could be used. The budget would stay a lot lower, since animating zero gravity would be insanely easier."

I heard Orson Scott Card speak at NCSU about two years ago, and he said that he did not want the movie to be CGI. Ender's Game a very character oriented story. No matter how bad child actors are, digital actors are much worse. Just watch Final Fantasy if you don't believe me.

2/6/2006 3:14:53 PM

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"Harold and Kumar go to Amsterdam"

2/6/2006 4:20:17 PM

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"An alien travels to Earth in order to save his dying planet. Soon after arriving, he starts an international conglomerate to finance his secret mission and experiences the depths of humankind's loneliness and despair. "

omg salisburyboy!!!1

2/6/2006 6:07:52 PM

I bet he controls the weather too

2/6/2006 6:39:34 PM

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""The Bourne Ultimatum" Perhaps you shouls read more books. The Bourne series is a trilogy. Of course they're going to make all three. "

I just wish they would follow the books a little bit more than they have. I guess some stuff is hard to translate from a book to a movie.

2/6/2006 7:46:10 PM

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"http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0492389/ - Untitled Man vs. Nature Project"

Five bucks on nature.

2/6/2006 7:49:36 PM

5 bucks on untitled man

2/6/2006 8:18:29 PM

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"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"

Gonna go see just for old times sake.

Overall this list for 2007 looks better than what I have seen coming in 2006.

2/6/2006 9:09:33 PM

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0450314/

Punisher 2 is pretty much the #1 thing I want to see. Despite what most people say about it, I loved the first one and I've been reading the comics for years and years. According to Thomas Jane, Jigsaw is going to be the archnemesis in the next movie. Avi Arad said that the Punisher is all about blood and guts all over the walls, and the first movie was sorely lacking in that. I hope they deliver big on this next one.

2/6/2006 9:55:51 PM

bttt

2/14/2006 10:16:50 PM