*this is not from me, i just found it online*

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The position is for a full-time developer to work out of our office in Portland, OR (in the heart of the Pearl District). We are a growing and dynamic company, and are looking for someone who enjoys working in an unstructured environment. You will become responsible for understanding our code base, and for maintaining and troubleshooting all technical issues involving the website. This is a demanding position, and you must be willing to become a Jack (or Jill) of all trades (programmer, DBA, and network admin).

Required Technical Details:

HTML

Hand-coding experience
Deep knowledge of cross-browser issues
Experience using CSS, DHTML and Javascript in real code
ASP

Developed one or more major projects using ASP
Ability to write secure and elegant code
SQL Server 2000

Experience in setting up and administering a SQL Server box
Ability to write and optimize non-trivial stored procedures
Ability to optimize SQL code for high performance
Plusses:

B.S or M.S. in CS
Strong background in object-oriented programming (C++/Java)
Networking experience (not at the coffee shop)


Do you possess the following qualities?

I thrive working in an unstructured environment.
I am organized and efficient.
I am obsessed over detail. (I correct misplaced commas, and apostrophe’s.)
I get physically ill when I encounter a bad user interface.
I have a sense of humor. (Monkey jokes do not count.)


As a SurveyMonkey employee, you can expect:

Generous compensation
Comprehensive health insurance
Membership to the local health club (1 block from our office)
A laid-back and tolerant atmosphere
Many opportunities to learn and grow


Please forward your resume to apply@surveymonkey.com, or mail it to our office at:

SurveyMonkey.com
815 NW 13th Ave. Suite D
Portland , OR 97209

11/16/2005 4:43:36 PM

is telecommuting an option

11/16/2005 4:47:43 PM

Are relocation expenses paid for?

11/16/2005 5:59:11 PM

portland is a hippy northwestern city

unless you enjoy rain and coffee i wouldnt suggest taking it

11/16/2005 6:04:20 PM

Portland is a fun fuckin' town.

and I hate hippies.

11/16/2005 10:21:09 PM

I like Portland.

11/17/2005 12:21:54 AM

The technical details make the job sound like shit -- web programming ho hum. The non technical details sound ok.

11/17/2005 12:27:06 AM

Quote :

"SurveyMonkey.com"

So it looks like this is one of those sites where you get paid to take surveys.

11/17/2005 7:25:27 AM

haha, they must really need a good web developer because their website is currently down
http://www.surveymonkey.com/

[Edited on November 17, 2005 at 8:59 AM. Reason : maybe not down]

11/17/2005 8:58:47 AM

^^^ i bet it's one of those jobs where you get to smoke weed with your boss

[Edited on November 17, 2005 at 10:18 AM. Reason : ^]

11/17/2005 10:18:03 AM