Josh8315 Suspended 26780 Posts user info edit post |
I know this clip will be up soon. 11/20/2005 6:37:27 AM |
Woodfoot All American 60354 Posts user info edit post |
explain plz 11/20/2005 9:32:13 AM |
Josh8315 Suspended 26780 Posts user info edit post |
well...he was talking to the press in belgium or where he was, then went to exit stageleft, and the door was locked.
he had that look like the one you get where you exit an elevator at the wrong floor 11/20/2005 9:45:43 AM |
Woodfoot All American 60354 Posts user info edit post |
(china)
[Edited on November 20, 2005 at 9:46 AM. Reason : hahahahhahhaha, OUR MODERN PRESIDENT LADIES AND GENTS] 11/20/2005 9:46:03 AM |
Josh8315 Suspended 26780 Posts user info edit post |
Locked doors thwart Bush's bid to duck question
BEIJING (Reuters) - Irked by a reporter who told him he seemed to be "off his game" at a Beijing public appearance, President George W. Bush sought to make a hasty exit from a news conference but was thwarted by locked doors.
At the end of a day of meetings with Chinese President Hu Jintao and other Chinese officials, Bush held a session with a small group of U.S. reporters and spoke at length about issues like religious freedom, Iraq and the Chinese currency.
The final reporter he called on critiqued Bush's performance earlier in the day when he stood next to Hu in the Great Hall of the People on Tiananmen Square to deliver a statement.
"Respectfully, sir -- you know we're always respectful -- in your statement this morning with President Hu, you seemed a little off your game, you seemed to hurry through your statement. There was a lack of enthusiasm. Was something bothering you?" he asked.
"Have you ever heard of jet lag?" Bush responded. "Well, good. That answers your question."
The president then recited a list of things of that he viewed as positive developments from his Beijing meetings, including cooperation on North Korean nuclear disarmament and the ability to have "frank discussions" with his Chinese counterpart.
When the reporter asked for "a very quick follow-up", Bush cut him off by thanking the press corps and telling the reporter "No you may not," as he strode toward a set of double doors leading out of the room.
The only problem was that they were locked.
"I was trying to escape. Obviously, it didn't work," Bush quipped, facing reporters again until an aide rescued him by pointing to him toward the correct door.
http://today.reuters.com/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=politicsNews&storyID=2005-11-20T131025Z_01_MOL047393_RTRUKOC_0_US-BUSH-CHINA-DOORS.xml
[Edited on November 20, 2005 at 10:04 AM. Reason : its just funny] 11/20/2005 10:01:15 AM |
The Coz Tempus Fugitive 26095 Posts user info edit post |
D'oh! Great picture, though. 11/20/2005 12:11:54 PM |
The Coz Tempus Fugitive 26095 Posts user info edit post |
11/20/2005 12:32:05 PM |
Josh8315 Suspended 26780 Posts user info edit post |
he was pulling on that thing for a while
[Edited on November 20, 2005 at 12:34 PM. Reason : -] 11/20/2005 12:34:12 PM |
Luigi All American 9317 Posts user info edit post |
"knock knock"
"whose there?"
"its bush, lol" 11/20/2005 1:40:29 PM |
The Coz Tempus Fugitive 26095 Posts user info edit post |
^Sounds like a YTMND in the making.
[Edited on November 20, 2005 at 2:13 PM. Reason : ] 11/20/2005 2:13:25 PM |
The Coz Tempus Fugitive 26095 Posts user info edit post |
Best yet:
Also:
[Edited on November 20, 2005 at 2:20 PM. Reason : ] 11/20/2005 2:17:26 PM |
marko Tom Joad 72828 Posts user info edit post |
"I'll see you guys later...i'm goin to the button factory!" 11/20/2005 2:30:04 PM |
MathFreak All American 14478 Posts user info edit post |
LOL 11/20/2005 2:47:17 PM |
Mindstorm All American 15858 Posts user info edit post |
OH MAN!
That's just fucking hilarious. Hahaha...
I can understand why he wanted to leave though. 11/20/2005 3:02:14 PM |
JonHGuth Suspended 39171 Posts user info edit post |
photoshoppers need to get on this 11/20/2005 3:09:56 PM |
The Coz Tempus Fugitive 26095 Posts user info edit post |
Luigi, do you give me permission to make that YTMND? 11/20/2005 3:26:56 PM |
Luigi All American 9317 Posts user info edit post |
yeah, im working on research right now, you can make it
credit it to me tho 11/20/2005 3:29:31 PM |
The Coz Tempus Fugitive 26095 Posts user info edit post |
How should I do that? 11/20/2005 3:39:03 PM |
Luigi All American 9317 Posts user info edit post |
just stick a note in the description box
[Edited on November 20, 2005 at 3:39 PM. Reason : .] 11/20/2005 3:39:43 PM |
boonedocks All American 5550 Posts user info edit post |
I need a 1280x1024 picture of that.
Go! 11/20/2005 3:40:32 PM |
mathman All American 1631 Posts user info edit post |
w rocks. 11/20/2005 3:44:02 PM |
boonedocks All American 5550 Posts user info edit post |
you tell 'em, mathman 11/20/2005 3:46:47 PM |
Woodfoot All American 60354 Posts user info edit post |
bush was quoted as saying "hey, who Roct the door? get it, cause they mix up their Rs and Ls here"
he followed that up with his rat giggle 11/20/2005 4:49:24 PM |
bcvaugha All American 2587 Posts user info edit post |
haha poor guy 11/20/2005 4:57:40 PM |
The Coz Tempus Fugitive 26095 Posts user info edit post |
http://itsbushlol.ytmnd.com/
Needs some work. My GIF composer is screwing up the color. 11/20/2005 5:50:38 PM |
Luigi All American 9317 Posts user info edit post |
omg you need to add the "O RRY!" Chinese Owl's head coming out of the door!
GG
Itll be up there soon
[Edited on November 20, 2005 at 6:04 PM. Reason : .] 11/20/2005 6:02:09 PM |
The Coz Tempus Fugitive 26095 Posts user info edit post |
Aha. Good idea. I'll save that for later.
As expected, the 12-year-olds that frequent that site are rating it low because they don't know about the real event.
Also, I wonder if I should make the balloons disappear as the next ones appear. That would make it less cluttered and easier to fit in more dialogue.
[Edited on November 20, 2005 at 6:07 PM. Reason : ] 11/20/2005 6:05:21 PM |
Luigi All American 9317 Posts user info edit post |
yeah, you gotta do something about that color
haha, my chuck amato one is back too
[Edited on November 20, 2005 at 6:08 PM. Reason : .] 11/20/2005 6:07:59 PM |
pryderi Suspended 26647 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "photoshoppers need to get on this" |
...and do what?11/20/2005 6:17:12 PM |
The Coz Tempus Fugitive 26095 Posts user info edit post |
Okay. Color is fixed. I had to figure out a workaround. I will make the other changes tomorrow or something. 11/20/2005 6:18:34 PM |
cookiepuss All American 3486 Posts user info edit post |
11/20/2005 6:36:17 PM |
30thAnnZ Suspended 31803 Posts user info edit post |
hahahahahahahah
the wife said "oh my god was he drunk?" 11/20/2005 6:41:40 PM |
boonedocks All American 5550 Posts user info edit post |
11/20/2005 7:26:52 PM |
spookyjon All American 21682 Posts user info edit post |
Seriously, if somebody can find me a high res version of that I'll suck their dick. 11/20/2005 10:22:05 PM |
mbbruch Veteran 274 Posts user info edit post |
Thought you all might want the video...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/nolavconsole/ifs_news/hi/nb_rm_fs.stm?checkedBandwidth=nb&nbram=1&subtitles=hide&checkedMedia=ram&news=1&bbwm=1&nbwm=1&bbram=1&nol_storyid=4455316 11/21/2005 12:51:43 AM |
jwb9984 All American 14039 Posts user info edit post |
haha, nice 11/21/2005 12:52:58 AM |
Josh8315 Suspended 26780 Posts user info edit post |
the vid is better then the pics 11/21/2005 2:13:13 AM |
acutegurl All American 590 Posts user info edit post |
aww poor W...like this has never happened to us before haha 11/21/2005 2:49:06 AM |
Josh8315 Suspended 26780 Posts user info edit post |
yea i am not trying to be mean...but it is point and laugh funny 11/21/2005 3:21:01 AM |
pryderi Suspended 26647 Posts user info edit post |
11/21/2005 8:22:03 AM |
beatsunc All American 10748 Posts user info edit post |
this is almost as funny as when his Daddy barfed all over the place in Asia 11/21/2005 8:50:41 AM |
30thAnnZ Suspended 31803 Posts user info edit post |
ON the japanese prime minister if i recall correctly
LOL 11/21/2005 9:09:55 AM |
boonedocks All American 5550 Posts user info edit post |
11/21/2005 8:54:50 PM |
Prawn Star All American 7643 Posts user info edit post |
Thats my prez! 11/21/2005 9:07:07 PM |
pryderi Suspended 26647 Posts user info edit post |
11/21/2005 9:42:19 PM |
Josh8315 Suspended 26780 Posts user info edit post |
i cant believe the NYT did that 11/22/2005 1:32:49 AM |
boonedocks All American 5550 Posts user info edit post |
clearly it was fit to print
don't question it 11/22/2005 5:33:10 AM |
pryderi Suspended 26647 Posts user info edit post |
Want to see a drunken Bush campaigning with the Republican Gubernatorial candidate for Virginia?
http://www.canofun.com/blog/videos/isbushdrunkie.wmv 11/22/2005 7:40:39 AM |
super ben All American 508 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ Are you crazy? This is a hard hitting news story.
Either that or the NYT are just a bunch of douche bags. 11/22/2005 10:00:39 AM |
Josh8315 Suspended 26780 Posts user info edit post |
i think its fair
the admin was playing the NYT by purchasing its columnists 11/22/2005 10:06:54 AM |