have ever worked on a car. and i dont mean change a wiper blade or change oil.

how many have seen under a car??

im just curious

cuz if you havnt, just post in chit chat until you are ready.

NGR valve 4 hire

11/22/2005 7:50:53 PM

I watched my brother put a quart of oil in his truck once. that was pretty hadrcore

11/22/2005 7:53:43 PM

i black magicked my tires one time

11/22/2005 7:55:46 PM

how much is a quart though..

11/22/2005 7:56:00 PM

^^racist son of a bitch.

blacks are good

11/22/2005 7:56:42 PM

what ever one of thoes ya know "normal" size bottles are

11/22/2005 7:56:50 PM

Quote :

"Type-niggeR"

11/22/2005 7:59:47 PM

^^yeah i bet

^haha. ngR 4 life

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11/22/2005 7:59:52 PM

does filling the tank count?

11/22/2005 8:01:00 PM

woah woah woah - you mean there is shit under the car?

11/22/2005 8:10:43 PM

Wait

I can't post in here unless I have worked on a car?

I said this shit fifty years ago

There is nothing special about being able to work on a car. None at all.

I am glad you have something that you are proud of no matter how trivial it is.

11/22/2005 8:14:19 PM

The tires are under the car.........duhhhhhhh

11/22/2005 8:15:35 PM

I can stack a soft-serve ice cream cone a foot high.

For the softserve machine alone, living in UT rocked. Everything else sucked.

11/22/2005 8:16:46 PM

haha

11/22/2005 8:19:00 PM

i can shit on your face

11/22/2005 8:19:03 PM

^ A foot high like zx? Wow. lol

11/22/2005 8:24:56 PM

Man, I gotta go shit now...see if I can compete with stone and shit a pile a foot high. Actually, that would probably be one turd that can stand on end, 'cuz I just ain't got that much shit in me.

On another note, I can usually pile it out of the water...does that count?

11/22/2005 8:41:32 PM

Filling up the windshield washer fluid counts, right? I used the green stuff. It said to mix it 50/50 with water but I wanted it to be strong enough to break apart the bug guts on contact.

11/22/2005 8:44:48 PM

I changed my kanooter valve onetime.

11/22/2005 9:00:41 PM

Quote :

"For the softserve machine alone, living in UT rocked. Everything else sucked."

i spent a large amount of my time there eating. thanks unlimited meal plan.

11/22/2005 9:07:50 PM

Quote :

"Man, I gotta go shit now...see if I can compete with stone and shit a pile a foot high. Actually, that would probably be one turd that can stand on end, 'cuz I just ain't got that much shit in me. On another note, I can usually pile it out of the water...does that count?"

hahaha. that shit made me laugh. zx, you'd fit in great at a fire station.

11/22/2005 9:32:07 PM

where's my xbox 360 bitch!

11/22/2005 9:41:33 PM

i swapped a tranny in my rabbit on saturday. does that count?

11/22/2005 10:03:01 PM

No. That's a serious endeavor. Something this thread does NOT contain.

11/22/2005 10:11:00 PM

^ You squatting out a DQ swirl on Stone's face would be a pretty serious endeavor.

11/22/2005 10:18:59 PM

I saw part of a nascar race on tv once

11/22/2005 10:20:15 PM

i watch overhaulin, rides, american hot rod, and most importantly pimp my ride. i read a few magazine articles here and there too. i'm certified web wrencher.

11/22/2005 10:24:16 PM

i like the new slut on overhaulin'.

oh yeah, i was a mechanic on a tv show so i must know what i'm doing.

11/22/2005 10:26:49 PM

oooh i forgot all the power block shows on spike.
^i kinda preferred the old one for eye candy. new one is a little less obnoxious though. i'd still do very naughty things to the girl from xtreme4x4 first.

11/22/2005 10:29:02 PM

i looked for my muffler bearings once, does that count?

11/22/2005 10:40:50 PM

I FOUND muffler bearings once

11/22/2005 10:59:37 PM

i watched the fast and the furious.

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11/22/2005 11:03:01 PM

i have a snap-on pocket magnet tool

11/22/2005 11:06:59 PM

I have a pair of Mechanix gloves... that's as good as ASE certification, right?

11/22/2005 11:44:18 PM

Quote :

"^ You squatting out a DQ swirl on Stone's face would be a pretty serious endeavor. "

right after i fuck start your head

11/23/2005 12:15:08 AM

I believe that my digital tire pressure gauge qualifies me for participation.

11/23/2005 12:22:52 AM

^fuck that, ive got an old school slide out tire pressure thingy, im in first!

11/23/2005 7:35:10 AM

you dont need to check tire pressures. they only go flat on the bottom

11/23/2005 7:51:54 AM

Quote :

"right after i fuck start your head"

How would your fiance feel about this? Or is gay not cheating?

11/23/2005 8:50:46 AM

i guess i better just let the dq swirl comment slide then cause i dont wanna be gay

11/23/2005 9:34:10 AM

one time i applied touch-up paint

11/23/2005 10:17:51 AM

I sir, am a true zip zaps tuneR.

this is my cr00

11/23/2005 10:20:54 AM

One time I went to jiffy lube, and they said I needed a new air filter. The guy showed me the old one, and I watched him put a new one in.

11/23/2005 10:36:12 AM

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Some of you just don't understand the level of quality posting that real mechanics provide.

11/23/2005 10:42:06 AM

I'm a google-chanic

11/23/2005 10:45:05 AM

i changed my oil several times... and since i am a girl, that so counts. think of it like a handicap in golf. aha

11/23/2005 10:59:58 AM

I wipe my ass with pages out of the Sears tool catalog.

11/23/2005 12:31:36 PM

Nah, the glossy pages don't work as well.

11/23/2005 12:49:14 PM

changed a carb. belt one time and filled the didn't have a jack so i just rotated the air pressure.

11/23/2005 1:31:59 PM

Once I found some metal under my car and stuck a magnet key holder there

11/23/2005 3:35:23 PM