http://tinyurl.com/b2hmy

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"Video game unlocks orgasm secrets Published: Monday, December 05, 2005 The prototype teaches how to reach orgasm by simulating the affect of pleasurable sensation on the cartoon. Players tickle, touch, tap, and stroke Lapis using the touch screen of the Nintendo DS, a hand-held video game device. They can also talk, sing and blow on the bunny's fur using the device's built-in microphone. The more they stimulate the bunny, the happier he becomes until eventually he begins flying through the air. But Lapis is also an unpredictable creature who needs a variety of sensations. Sometimes, no amount of stimulation is going to work."

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"Her game, downloadable for free at http://www.moboid.com/lapis/index.htm, offers "a stealthy primer'' on female sexuality, and is meant primarily as a conversation piece to stimulate debate around the prevalence of sex in video games today, she said."

It is meant to be a non-violent alternative. Then again, its hard to be violent if you are busy masturbating.

Article has more details.

[Edited on December 6, 2005 at 2:11 PM. Reason : +]

12/6/2005 2:09:31 PM

You know, there are actual porn games that have had shit like this for a good while.

Sad but true.

12/6/2005 2:10:49 PM

do you get like 3,000,000 points for finding the clitoris?

12/6/2005 2:12:53 PM

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"Stan: Hey Mole, you know where the clitoris is? The Mole: Ze what? Stan: The clitoris! I have to find the clitoris so I can get this Wendy girl to like me...! The Mole: HEY! You need to stop thinking with your dick! You have to be on your toes! Because I am NOT going to be grounded again! Not for you! Not for ANYBODY! Stan: You guys!....Do you know where I can find the clitoris? Kyle: The what? Cartman: What? Is that like finding Jesus or something? Stan: What....are you? The Clitoris: I am the clitoris! Stan: The CLITORIS!? I DID IT! I FOUND THE CLITORIS!! "

plz2mbed http://www.moviesounds.com/sp/foundit.wav

[Edited on December 6, 2005 at 2:20 PM. Reason : ]

12/6/2005 2:17:05 PM

^^ probably not but you get to make your eyes roll back in your head.

[Edited on December 6, 2005 at 2:17 PM. Reason : +]

12/6/2005 2:17:16 PM

paging Gypsy

p.s. bunny pr0n is hot

12/6/2005 2:24:06 PM

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"Then again, its hard to be violent if you are busy masturbating."

You only need one hand to do that ... or if you are REALLY good, you can have both hands free to use for violence.

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"Kelley, 36, has helped design blockbuster titles ranging from Splinter Cell to Thief, and serves as chair of the "Women in game development'' committee of the International Game Developers Association."

Her quote:

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"In other words, I want my game to teach techniques of female sexual gratification to a target audience of females."

[Edited on December 6, 2005 at 6:15 PM. Reason : .]

12/6/2005 6:14:11 PM

I don't see the point of developing a game based around a feature the majority of gamers will never use.

12/6/2005 7:52:19 PM

now they just need "having clear skin" and "making friends in real life" features

12/6/2005 8:04:06 PM

^ says the guy with over 30,000 posts

12/6/2005 8:15:09 PM

^even with the wink its still lame

says the guy with over 40,000 posts

12/6/2005 8:17:23 PM

>.<

12/6/2005 8:18:19 PM

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"I don't see the point of developing a game based around a feature the majority of gamers will never use. "

winner

12/6/2005 8:19:58 PM

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"eraser 4395 Posts "

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"Woodfoot 40031 Posts ^even with the wink its still lame says the guy with over 40,000 posts "

wha?

12/6/2005 8:24:38 PM

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"do you get like 3,000,000 points for finding the clitoris? "

maybe for the g spot

12/6/2005 8:35:04 PM

stimulating a bunny's clit eh?

12/6/2005 8:44:55 PM

i'm suprised they don't have clamps with current running through to stimulate your junk yet.

12/7/2005 12:53:28 AM

^ would this be something that you plug into your PS2 controller port?

12/7/2005 10:12:15 AM