Apple needs your help gaining market share. This software is available to NCSU students for FREE and can help you relax during this stressful time with your classes.

There are also many prizes available from Apple, including:
** Brand recognition **
** Increased "coolness" factor **
** Feeling of superiority **
** Bigger penis **

1) Visit http://www.apple.com/itunes/download/

2) Choose your operating system

3) Instal [sic] Apple iTunes.

4) Open iTunes and activate it

You are now ready to use this free software to help make your studying harder and give you less free time for those other important college activities.

12/19/2005 8:15:00 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

teh [sic] winz!

Your parody post is better than mine

[Edited on December 19, 2005 at 8:16 PM. Reason : .]

12/19/2005 8:16:02 PM

Hey abonorio..we know your not that great dumbass. First of all the program makes my college experience a hell of a lot more time consuming. Second of all yall prolly are to dumb to realize how it works. I have had an ass ton of success with the program. The program is very easy and helpful, its worth the free download.

12/19/2005 8:17:43 PM

hahaha, oh shit I thought you were coming down on my parody post there for a minute.


Hilarious.

12/19/2005 8:20:06 PM

Yeah congratulations your a winner. If you are so against the program then why are you reading this. Just because I am an experienced user does not mean I don't know what I'am talking about. Again congratulations your a loser get off the computer and get a life FREAK.

12/19/2005 8:21:21 PM

No, this is all wrong. I've gotta read what you write, have no idea what you're talking about, read it again, still not know, read it again, suddenly realize what you were trying to say, then laugh.

12/19/2005 8:23:01 PM

OK OK OK. First, if you have questions on how this helps you it should be addressed to me. I am the rep. for ITunes at NCSU and I know how it works. Apple is trying to help you by letting you download a free copy of this program, which sells for $0 (or $0 to students). When you install the program you will see how it is useful.

You will see.

Your a freak.

12/19/2005 8:23:57 PM

Haha, i laughed my ass off when i read that.

12/19/2005 8:33:28 PM

People like you make no sense. let the others take an opportunity to try a free program.

Why don't you just get off the internet and get a life you FREAK

12/19/2005 8:37:17 PM

Lets see how many other 1 posters write in...

12/19/2005 8:38:12 PM

This is free and can be unistalled if you do not like it. There are many of you out there that may actually make use of this program if you give it a shot. I dont understand the "hissy pissy" either because many of these people seem to not even want to try this free offer and if they still feel the same way after giving it a fair shot, then it would be more relevant. So then you just uninstal and hope to win a prize.

12/19/2005 8:45:02 PM

parodys in the lounge are fucking retarded

12/20/2005 10:14:02 AM

spam in the lounge is fucking retarded.

12/20/2005 10:16:40 AM

Usually I would agree that parodies in the lounge are unecessary, but this one is ENTIRELY NECESSARY.

[Edited on December 20, 2005 at 10:26 AM. Reason : ]

12/20/2005 10:26:14 AM

I like it when people call someone dumb, and then they confuse you're and your.

lololol

12/20/2005 12:18:04 PM

People like you make no sense. let the others take an opportunity to try a free program.

12/20/2005 1:58:59 PM

yall need to buy some ad space dammit! will it work with my macintosh? how about my dell? ipod? iriver?

12/20/2005 5:46:08 PM

my computer already came with a better program
fuck apple

12/20/2005 5:53:26 PM

I give this a 10/2

12/20/2005 6:13:28 PM

this thread is very sucky.

12/20/2005 6:15:50 PM

^^^if you try it and think that then fine....I on the other hand used it every day in class on my laptop and thought it was great, so i will continue next semester and so on.

12/20/2005 6:18:14 PM

i must be reading this wrong...see, i thought The Coz was being funny with his thread...even though it was hardly hilarious, more like mildly amusing...but then he made asinine comments and seemed to take everything personally, so i have no idea what's going on...can someone explain to me? please?

12/20/2005 6:23:00 PM

Ask GregGreeno. He'll straighten it all out for you.

12/20/2005 6:24:43 PM

Quote :

"asinine comments"

Quote :

"take everything personally"

go read the other thread.

12/20/2005 6:24:46 PM

read the microsoft thread. this one's a parody. he's mocking the dude from the original.

12/20/2005 6:25:48 PM

^ thanks...this is what i miss when i'm not on for a few days

12/20/2005 6:27:51 PM

Just to piss all of these people off....BTTT and all of you just got owned


1. abonorio
2. JH Price
3. Wolfpackman
4. gunzz
5. Wraith
6. miska
7. bcvaugha
8. JonHGuth
9. quagmire02
10. Sleik

12/20/2005 6:52:47 PM

how did i get owned? i missed it

12/20/2005 6:56:08 PM

Especially Rich Ebersohl..you sir have been owned the worst!!!

12/20/2005 6:57:05 PM

i didnt get owned at all

12/20/2005 6:59:38 PM

bwahahahhahahahahhahahahahha

12/20/2005 7:00:18 PM

^^As for listing those people that "got owned," it is because they tried to get me suspended for making a post just like this and it wont work. Some of those people of the list tried to do childish things to make me mad, but it doesnt work, because I can keep doing my job and letting people download the free program.

12/20/2005 7:01:49 PM

oh i didnt see the owned thing in the original
gg

12/20/2005 7:05:39 PM

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


oh my god hahahaahahahahahahahahahahahah


coz you are the fucking MAN!

hahhahahahahahahahahahahaha

holy shit im going to throw up!


hahahahahahahah

ha... ha oh my god that was hilarious

12/20/2005 7:06:06 PM

i'm so very lost...am i missing a joke or something? i don't remember trying to get anyone suspended...

12/20/2005 7:14:24 PM

BRILLIANT

12/20/2005 7:14:30 PM

i want to nominate this thread as parroty of the year!

12/20/2005 7:18:03 PM

oh oh OH! i'm owned because i didn't realize this was a parody? touché

12/20/2005 7:19:55 PM

hahahah

12/20/2005 7:22:52 PM

no! you weren't owned at all! coz is directly mocking that dude from the microsoft thread! you seriously have to read it because this shit will be so funny once you do!

oh my god this is hilarious!!!

12/20/2005 7:24:59 PM

YOU PEOPLE

12/20/2005 7:25:23 PM

i see now some of the parallel posts...i'm amused...especially at myself

heh.

12/20/2005 7:28:36 PM

this thread is genious!

12/20/2005 7:30:13 PM

BRILLIANT!!!

12/20/2005 10:29:24 PM

wow a lot of free time on a wednesday night....I will not be suspended as you can see. Just get used to it because clearly admins realize I am doing nothing wrong. Don't read it if you dont want, its that simple.

12/21/2005 12:02:52 AM

you, sir, are brilliant

12/21/2005 12:13:46 AM

If it does not install for you, but you still want to be able to register for a prize, you may still be able to. You would have to just use a friends computer or someone elses for it to work, but then just use your code to register and win.

12/21/2005 12:20:48 AM

That kid actually tried to convince us that that wasn't spam.

12/21/2005 1:39:10 PM

As far as why Apple is giving away prizes, its because they would like you to try their software in return for prizes. Also, Apple is a multi-billion dollar company which means they can give away anything at anytime. Maybe you should visit http://www.realultimatepower.net/ and see for yourself. Nobody is selling their email. You will get one email from Apple thanking you for your download and nothing more.

12/21/2005 2:41:12 PM

damn, i did get owned :-( I guess i'll redem myself and start registering all my freinds with this program, you win coz

12/21/2005 7:31:23 PM