Friend has to put together a list of things you would yell at a sporting event. It is actually for an advertising spot, so they gotta be rated PG.

For Example: "You couldn't hit water if you fell off a boat"
Any help is appreciated.

12/27/2005 2:42:05 PM

STD

12/27/2005 2:42:43 PM

"You building a house with all those bricks?"

12/27/2005 2:42:44 PM

^nice, she liked, it is the asian chick in my photo gallery, fyi.

12/27/2005 2:46:17 PM

get off your knees, you're blowing the game! not PG i know, but one of my favorites anyway

12/27/2005 2:46:41 PM

^i told her that one, that is how i know they ned to be PG, lol.

12/27/2005 2:49:00 PM

"You play ball like a GIRL!!!"

12/27/2005 2:50:32 PM

"you couldn't hit the broadside of a barn"

"it's amazing that you can run that fast with your big lips and nostrils flapping in the wind"

12/27/2005 2:52:26 PM

which one? I have a couple more I'll tell the girl on the right.

12/27/2005 2:59:40 PM

They are sisters, one on the left is the one who needs these.

So you gotta be nice to both!

12/27/2005 3:00:28 PM

I'll be nice to the one on the left, fuck the one on the right - make everybody happy.

12/27/2005 3:01:42 PM

"You're Still Ugly"

12/27/2005 3:01:51 PM

"You got picked more than cotton"

12/27/2005 3:02:36 PM

"Asians don't have souls."

12/27/2005 3:03:39 PM

"You're as accurate as Vick"

12/27/2005 3:04:42 PM

I'm Blind, I'm Deaf, I wanna be a Ref

12/27/2005 3:07:59 PM

"My grandma has more ups - and she's DEAD"

12/27/2005 3:17:01 PM

"your offensive line has more holes than swiss cheese"

"you couldn't catch a cold"

12/27/2005 3:21:18 PM

"I shot your grandpa" only applicable towards Chris Paul

12/27/2005 3:21:58 PM

"you couldnt pitch a tent!"

12/27/2005 3:24:12 PM

"My sister has a better arm - and she's DEAD"

12/27/2005 3:25:13 PM

You couldn't throw it in the ocean if you were knee deep.

Hey Ref, you're about as sharp as a bowling ball

We got a rope, we got a tree. All we needs a fuckin' referee (You can clean it up)

You couldn’t count to 21 if you were barefoot and without pants

You’re as useful as dinosaur repellent

When God said “Come forth for brains,” you came fifth

There's an old saying: “What you don’t know can’t hurt you”. Hell, you’re practically indestructible

I’ve gotten better calls from my ex-girlfriend

You must have been the lookout at Pearl Harbor

If the ref had one more eye, he'd be cyclops

[Edited on December 27, 2005 at 3:28 PM. Reason : ]

12/27/2005 3:25:34 PM

"hellen keller coulda called that one!!!"

12/27/2005 3:27:10 PM

you reek of old cabbage!!

12/27/2005 3:28:05 PM

You suck at sports!

12/27/2005 3:32:51 PM

"I'LL HAVE A JUNIOR BACON CHEESEBURGER AND A BIGGIE COKE"

12/27/2005 3:33:30 PM

your mother fucked Mike Tyson

12/27/2005 3:33:53 PM

Hey Ref! If you had one more eye you'd be cyclops!

12/27/2005 3:43:27 PM

P.S. I stole mine from these

http://www.section303.com/taunts/i_loudmouth_ref_taunts.htm


Most of them are really gay though

12/27/2005 3:44:54 PM

Quote :

""I shot your grandpa" only applicable towards Chris Paul "

Thats just fucked up.

12/27/2005 4:57:32 PM

best insult ever

(to Matthias Kiwanuka): Hey Kiwi! You're a FRUIT!

12/27/2005 5:24:29 PM

your athletic ability is lacking

[Edited on December 27, 2005 at 5:28 PM. Reason : .]

12/27/2005 5:27:50 PM

"I made your son kill himself Coach Dungy"

ok that was very wrong also, but I had to out-do the Chris Paul thing

12/27/2005 5:32:18 PM

"you play like Tennessee"

12/27/2005 6:21:24 PM

My sister got better game... and SHE DON'T EXIST!

12/27/2005 7:45:14 PM

its kind of a gay one - its a chant tho

"nuts and bolts, nuts and bolts, we got screwed"

12/28/2005 1:36:05 AM

"i'm not a ref, but i did stay at a holiday inn express last night!"

12/28/2005 9:03:07 AM

Come on ref, Get the cock out of your mouth and blow a whistle.

Go back go back go back to the woods your sisters a whore and your team sucks.

12/28/2005 9:29:55 PM

YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!

12/28/2005 11:04:06 PM

^^Get off your knees Ref, you're blowing the game.

12/29/2005 12:56:02 AM

"Nuts n Bolts, Nuts n Bolts, We got screwed"

12/29/2005 12:57:15 AM

__________ is gay!

12/29/2005 2:59:43 AM