69 Suspended 15861 Posts user info edit post |
i will never see the phrases ever again:
4 point calibration due gas leak check required low flow detected leak detected
we took the damn hoses and antenna tach thing that never fuckin works and flung them on top of the office today, thank you dmv, for once 1/2/2006 5:42:13 PM |
optmusprimer All American 30318 Posts user info edit post |
we had developed elaborate ways to fool ours into passing leak check. 1/2/2006 5:46:24 PM |
69 Suspended 15861 Posts user info edit post |
our hose had been ripped apart ten million times from dumbasses like me backing out with it still in there 1/2/2006 6:48:56 PM |
optmusprimer All American 30318 Posts user info edit post |
yeah ive done that, but a new hose from carolina auto supply house in charlotte was less than $30.
the machine was a peice of shit but it was a valuable tool for setting idle mixture on carb vehicles and detecting HC that were entering the cooling system on blown head gaskets though 1/2/2006 6:55:09 PM |
zxappeal All American 26824 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "detecting HC that were entering the cooling system on blown head gaskets though" |
That was MY favorite use of one.1/2/2006 7:16:03 PM |
sumfoo1 soup du hier 41043 Posts user info edit post |
so obd1 = no more butt-pipe check ? 1/2/2006 7:28:37 PM |
optmusprimer All American 30318 Posts user info edit post |
correct 1/2/2006 7:30:12 PM |
sumfoo1 soup du hier 41043 Posts user info edit post |
.... time to buy a 95 mustang cobra and make her breath fire 1/2/2006 7:39:47 PM |
smoothcrim Universal Magnetic! 18966 Posts user info edit post |
yeah I waited to get that camry inspected until today, only cost me $9.10 1/2/2006 7:56:34 PM |
69 Suspended 15861 Posts user info edit post |
thats what it always costs me, my shit is registered in northampton county 1/2/2006 8:16:25 PM |
sumfoo1 soup du hier 41043 Posts user info edit post |
so what do yall have to do now ?
just check and see if it has a smog pump & cats then the typical saftey inspection? 1/2/2006 8:19:18 PM |
69 Suspended 15861 Posts user info edit post |
check the lights and horn and slap a sticker on it, oh wait you asked what we are supposed to do, that would take about 10 minutes to type out, its rediculous. no shop could ever do legal inspections and make money 1/2/2006 8:26:04 PM |
Nighthawk All American 19623 Posts user info edit post |
Damn you from Nawhampton? Where at? I live just across the river, but got a lot of friends live in NH County. 1/2/2006 9:46:08 PM |
arghx Deucefest '04 7584 Posts user info edit post |
good, now they won't have to put the sniffer in the tailpipe of a Ranger for me to pass 1/2/2006 10:04:10 PM |
zxappeal All American 26824 Posts user info edit post |
Yeah, but they're gonna still be lookin' fer the cat...
That is if you go elsewhere instead of the same place you went last time. 1/2/2006 10:14:13 PM |
smoothcrim Universal Magnetic! 18966 Posts user info edit post |
the place I went to didn't look for shit, the guy just checked everything off and gave me a sticker 1/3/2006 2:46:44 AM |
sumfoo1 soup du hier 41043 Posts user info edit post |
meh.. i have a tig welder... i can pull off an optical illusion .... how bout the smog pump? 1/3/2006 9:57:25 AM |
zxappeal All American 26824 Posts user info edit post |
Weld some soup cans together and put a pulley on the front... 1/3/2006 10:37:41 AM |
sumfoo1 soup du hier 41043 Posts user info edit post |
hahaha change things up so if it does anything its a low volume forced induction
oohh fuck that... just machine the pulley so there is a bearing on it
well i guess i'd still like to ditch it for space
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1/3/2006 10:43:51 AM |
arghx Deucefest '04 7584 Posts user info edit post |
hahaha when my friend got his FD inspected, they just put "N/A" for the smog pump 1/3/2006 1:02:36 PM |