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1/9/2006 5:18:52 PM

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1/9/2006 5:21:29 PM

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1/9/2006 5:22:24 PM

10) Delhomme gets amazing field position thanks to botched kick returns, 3 INTs and 1 fumble and STILL has to get bailed out due to an amazing peromance by his RBs

1/9/2006 5:23:49 PM

3. Your QB has never started in a playoff game.

1/9/2006 5:25:44 PM

I thought this was going to be cracking on Vick.

1/9/2006 5:25:56 PM

2. Neither of your QBs, Grossman or Orton, have played in a playoff game

1/9/2006 5:27:36 PM

1). You let Marcus Vick into the offseason without a leash

1/9/2006 5:28:13 PM

10. When the top story about your school on ESPN is QB Philip Rivers 2 years after he's gone.

9. When your student section has to be able to hear a pin drop when your team's on offense.

8. When your QB gets booed by it's own fan-base.

7. When you have a 6 man-depth RB position and ALL of the RB's get some sort of PT.

6. When you hear the words "FALSE START ON THE OFFENSE" like it's a good thing.

5. When you have to put in a new QB with no starting experience halfway through the season.

4. When you lose to UNC in football in your own house with a QB who has sprained ribs.

3. When your QB has a 65% completion rate when you lost the game by 21 or more.

2. Your quarterback pitches the ball to the RB or HB on 3rd and 35.

1. Jay Davis ever steps on your field.

1/9/2006 5:33:44 PM

1. You draft somebody named Leaf

1/9/2006 5:34:57 PM

5. Your defense has to be perfect to win.

1/9/2006 5:35:43 PM

10. you pray a guy with initials BS comes to play for you, when he couldnt beat out Ainge and Clausen at Tennessee....and those two sucked.

1/9/2006 5:41:02 PM

1. You lead the nation in defense and don't go to a bowl

1/9/2006 6:14:09 PM

You do better under a QB who can only complete 1 pass in the first half.

1/9/2006 6:15:42 PM

When you draft Marcus Vick

1/9/2006 7:44:51 PM

just out of curiosity, what happened the last time the panthers played the bears?

1/9/2006 7:59:17 PM

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"just out of curiosity, what happened the last time the panthers played the bears? "

1/9/2006 8:18:03 PM

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"10. you pray a guy with initials BS comes to play for you, when he couldnt beat out Ainge and Clausen at Tennessee....and those two sucked."

wasn't he the starter coming out of fall camp but got injured and couldn't regain the lost time?

1/9/2006 8:19:55 PM

yes

1/9/2006 8:21:38 PM

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"just out of curiosity, what happened the last time the panthers played the bears?"

something that wont happen this time due to more panthers being healthy

1/9/2006 8:25:51 PM

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" something that wont happen this time due to more panthers being healthy"

cute

nevermind the fact that the bears are more healthy too, thats irrelevant

1/9/2006 8:27:14 PM

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". When your student section has to be able to hear a pin drop when your team's on offense. "

aint that the truth

1/9/2006 8:54:51 PM

youre talking about the jose laureano days like they were the good times

1/9/2006 9:35:58 PM

the self-loathing in this thread is incredible.

Some of you need to go get some happy cabbage and fucking realize that the sky isn't falling.

1/9/2006 10:21:27 PM

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"10. you pray a guy with initials BS comes to play for you, when he couldnt beat out Ainge and Clausen at Tennessee....and those two sucked."

Yes. Shaeffer won out of training camp and started till he got hurt and he looked good too. Im praying he comes.

1/9/2006 10:46:09 PM

shows you what I know...i thought he was the 3rd guy...oops

1/9/2006 11:04:19 PM

happy cabbage is why im still a pack fan

1/9/2006 11:06:38 PM

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"1. You lead the nation in defense and don't go to a bowl"

PackBacker nailed it

aww how precious...phishnlou cant cheer for his Giants until they play their next game in August so he comes in and talks shit about the Panthers...boy that shit talking sure did help your Giants get raped yesterday

1/9/2006 11:27:48 PM

it was so fun prodding giants fans today


almost started crying like Eli

1/9/2006 11:30:59 PM

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1/9/2006 11:36:26 PM

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"just out of curiosity, what happened the last time the panthers played the bears?"

1/16/2006 12:57:11 PM

john kruk got pwned

1/16/2006 12:57:53 PM

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"shows you what I know...i thought he was the 3rd guy...oops"

iirc BS wsa the first true freshman ever to start in theSEC

1/16/2006 1:01:47 PM

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1. KORDELL STEWART KEEPS THE STARTING JOB FOR LIKE 10 YEARS (WHO ALSO GOT CAUGHT SUCKING DICK IN A PITTSBURGH PARKING LOT)...HE IS THEN REPLACED BY A FORMER XFL'ER...WHO IS REPLACED BY A ROOKIE....THE ROOKIE GETS MORE WINS IN 1 SEASON THEN KORDELL STEWART DID IN HIS CAREER!!

1/16/2006 1:10:20 PM

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"just out of curiosity, what happened the last time the panthers played the bears?"

oooh shit, that's right, the Panthers got beat, oh man......that means they shouldn't have won yesterday....damnit!!! Someone needs to notify both teams about this ASAP! We need to get this corrected!



Fuckers

1/16/2006 2:33:32 PM

You are a jets fan

1/16/2006 2:35:38 PM

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"When you draft Marcus Vick"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!

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1/16/2006 2:47:04 PM

What ever happened to Kordell Stewart?

1/16/2006 2:48:06 PM

he got cut from the bears... they kept chad hutchinson and craig krenzel (who eventually got cut too) instead of him

1/16/2006 6:14:07 PM

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1/17/2006 1:13:23 AM

1. You have Mark Brunnell and Patrick Ramsey "competing" for the starting position

1/17/2006 7:35:26 AM