A bad batch of cheese killed everyone... In order to keep people from being afraid of cheese, thereby lessening the Cheeseite's hold on power, the Cheeseluminati fabricated the nazi regime and started WWII...


MORE DETAILS WILL FOLLOW

(right now i have a bad case of cheese-induced indigestion)

1/20/2006 1:47:36 PM

even Micheal Jackson hates Cheese

1/20/2006 1:49:05 PM

WTF EX, EATING CHEESE?!!

YOU KNOW CHEESE MONEY GOES STRAIGHT TO BIN LADEN

1/20/2006 1:50:05 PM

if you eat cheese, the turrists win!

1/20/2006 1:50:45 PM

i think i read something about that at

http://www.quesoconfinement.com

1/20/2006 1:51:43 PM

seriously, do you guys really think making a bunch of cheese threads will aid you in your eternal quest to silence me?

[Edited on January 20, 2006 at 2:02 PM. Reason : `]

1/20/2006 2:02:30 PM

no, but we get a good laugh. i mean, we're mocking a conspiracy nut, why would we feel bad

1/20/2006 2:03:15 PM

double post

[Edited on January 20, 2006 at 2:03 PM. Reason : .]

1/20/2006 2:03:46 PM

Quote :

"conspiracy nut"

1/20/2006 2:05:41 PM

I'm on a never ending quest to silence salisburyboy.

Since I'm trying to include a slight bit of seriousness in each of my cheese posts I'll ask a question.

Do you believe that tdubbers are part of the conspiracy thats intentionally and knowingly trying to silence you, or is just that we've been manipulated by the jews higher up and we don't even know the error of what we are doing?

1/20/2006 2:07:44 PM

not all tdubbers, just a vocal tiny minority who strongly disagree with my views and would like it that i could not post here anymore...who then go whining to the moderators like little bitches and spend inordinate amounts of time engaging in all kinds of shenanigans and trolling to harass me and try to create the pretext to have me suspended

its really pathetic

[Edited on January 20, 2006 at 2:16 PM. Reason : `]

1/20/2006 2:15:26 PM

"create the pretext"

sir

you blamed the lack of funding in our education system on a vast jewish conspiracy

if that doesn't "create the pretex"

nothing does

1/20/2006 2:17:17 PM

kinda funny how this "vocal minority" encompasses just about everyone who posts in the soab box.

1/20/2006 2:17:33 PM

from both sides of the partisan lines

1/20/2006 2:19:11 PM

Quote :

"not all tdubbers, just a vocal tiny minority who strongly disagree with my views and would like it that i could not post here anymore"

I guess 94% is a minority now.

However, by what you say, a tiny minority also run the world and make the decisions, so you really shouldn't be surprised that a "minority" would be trying to run the show.

1/20/2006 2:23:08 PM

hahahahah ^ awesome.

Yes, I think 95% is the minority now. No one is defending you salisbury and we're all really enjoying these threads.

1/20/2006 2:57:24 PM

i don't enjoy them for two reasons

1. he is still posting
2. it further proves we have no soap box moderation

i fully expected to be suspended for my cheese bombing

1/20/2006 3:16:47 PM

Shit, this is the most fun I've had in a long time. Mockery of the village idiot is fun for all!

1/20/2006 3:17:32 PM

Quote :

"sir you blamed the lack of funding in our education system on a vast jewish conspiracy if that doesn't "create the pretex" nothing does "

oh, riiiiiiight....like having this view is legitimate grouds for suspension

shouldn't you be whining to a mod right now bitch?

but what will you say when it's you and your butt buddies who are REALLY effing up the SB?


[Edited on January 20, 2006 at 3:26 PM. Reason : `]

1/20/2006 3:22:56 PM

LOL LOLOLOLOLOL

no more so than with your stupid dribble

1/20/2006 3:27:37 PM

Quote :

"not all tdubbers, just a vocal tiny minority who strongly disagree with my views and would like it that i could not post here anymore...who then go whining to the moderators like little bitches and spend inordinate amounts of time engaging in all kinds of shenanigans and trolling to harass me and try to create the pretext to have me suspended"

Could you name them? Perhaps we could help you track them down and prove to you that they are neither jewish nor members of a conspiracy. If we did that, maybe you could moderate yourself a bit? Just an idea.

1/21/2006 11:27:29 AM