ELVIS IS NOT DEAD

i'm scouring prisonplanet for proof right now

3/4/2006 2:14:29 AM

Any luck?

3/6/2006 4:55:12 PM

Quote :

"He was planning to unveil the global elite's plan to control the world when he was taken in 1977."

http://www.prisonplanet.com/whatreallyhappened/totheking.html

Quote :

"The CIA/FBI/Illuminati faked the funeral with a homeless guy's body used in place of Elvis."

http://www.rense.com/elvisfakefuneral.htm

Quote :

"Elvis was transported to NORAD and brainwashed - he now works at Denver's airport as a flight controller."

I saw him there on a recent ski trip - he looks old.

[Edited on March 6, 2006 at 5:04 PM. Reason : []

3/6/2006 5:01:49 PM

Stop shitting up the soap box with this garbage.

3/6/2006 5:25:16 PM

hey hey hey

this is a logical theory

and you can't say it isn't

because we don't do that here

3/6/2006 6:07:59 PM

AND IF YOU CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHY THIS MATTERS

I'M DONE WITH YOU

3/6/2006 6:08:27 PM

You're like the stupid white guy who complains about double standards because there is no White Entertainment Channel.

3/6/2006 6:13:00 PM

not exactly

3/6/2006 6:21:12 PM

Elvis died in the worst way possible: constipated on the toilet, head swimming in drugs, and having a heart attack.

3/6/2006 8:18:28 PM

haven't y'all seen bubba hotep?

3/6/2006 8:21:38 PM

Elvis is dead.
Because if he wans't he *sure* as fuck would have come back to stop his daughter's marriage.

3/7/2006 11:55:18 AM

Woodfoot, seriously -- you contribute nothing to the soap box. Ever.

You're the last person that should be pissed off about salisburyboy.

3/7/2006 12:04:25 PM

OH YOU GOT ME THERE

3/7/2006 12:40:22 PM

Yea he pretty much does.

3/7/2006 12:44:26 PM

I KNOW
THATS WHY I USED THE CAPS LOCK
TO SHOW HOW GOT I AM

3/7/2006 12:57:41 PM