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garfus99
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I think it is funny that the salesman appointed to write this luxury car auction has pathetic spelling, word use, and grammar. I admit mine is not perfect, but this guy needs help. I can't believe the dealership let him post the auction.

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"ONLY 12,000 ORIGINAL MILES, JUST SERVICED,15K SERVICE DONE ,($8300.00) NEW TUBI EXHAUST,CUSTOM SOUND SYSTEM,OVER $7000 FOR SOUND SYSTEM ALONE, THIS IS PROBABLY ONE OF THE NICER ONES YOU WILL FIND,MUST SEE AND DRIVE TO BELEIVE!!!PLEASE CALL MIKE ON CELL WITH ANY QUESTIONS AT 732-673-5467, AGAIN SERVICE WAS JUST COMPLETED A YEAR AGO, TUBI SOUNDS INCREDIBLE, BOTTOM MOLDINGS HAVE BEEN PAINTED RED TO MATCH BODY, CAS HAS HAD SOME PRIVIOUS PAINT WIORK ,BUT I ASSURE YOU YOU CAN NOT TELL IT WAS DONE BY THE DEALER AND PAINT IS PERFECT, NO ACCIDENTS EVER, AND CARFAX SERVICE AND MILEGE HISTORY SPEAKS FOR ITSELF, THIS IS THE ONE YOU HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR ,PLEASE LOOK AT ALL THE PICS, SHIPPING COST IS BUYERS RESPONSIBILITY,CAR IS SOLD AS IS WITH NO GUARANTEE IMPRESSED OR IMPLIED, IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR ONE , THIS IS IT!!!PLEASE DO NOT ASK RESERVE PRICE AS IT WILL NOT BE CLOSED, I BELEIVE WE HAVE SET A VERY FAIR RESERVE PRICE AND I DO BELEIVE THIS VEHICLE WILL BE SOLD! WHOEVER WINS AND GETS TO OWN THIS BABY IS A VEWRY LUCKY PERSON, GOOD LUCK BIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!! "


My personal favorite is that the new owner will be a "VEWRY" lucky person.

3/5/2006 8:07:22 PM

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link for shits and giggles?

3/5/2006 8:17:44 PM

drunktyper
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hehehe....the nigerian scam on ebay.
Let me guess, the only method of payment is via money order or western union?
the ad will be pulled by ebay pretty soon......

3/5/2006 8:17:46 PM

garfus99
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Here is the link, I am pretty sure it is a legitimate auction. Just a stupid writer.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1990-FERRARI-348-360-308-355-TUBI-EXHAUST_W0QQitemZ4615232793QQcategoryZ6212QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

3/5/2006 8:24:24 PM

sumfoo1
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so i guess no ferrari ever goes 0 mph

http://michaels-motorcars-inc.ebizautos.com/shared/viewer.aspx?&iid=816858&src=eBay&pid=15

[Edited on March 5, 2006 at 10:23 PM. Reason : forgot link]

3/5/2006 10:23:32 PM

richthofen
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I'd rather have the yellow 328 that's sitting next to it in the last two pics.

3/5/2006 11:59:04 PM

Ronny
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I'd rather have the yellow 328 that's sitting next to it in the last two pics.

3/6/2006 1:47:44 AM

Tuite
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I'd rather have the yellow 308 that's sitting next to it in the last two pics.

3/6/2006 7:11:29 AM

theDuke866
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i just looked at 308s on eBay, and noticed that at least one of them has an 85-mph speedo.

I know 308s aren't very fast, but come on...a Ferrari with an 85-mph speedo?

3/6/2006 7:29:57 AM

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"Cash, certified check, wire transfer, or 3rd-party financing."

3/6/2006 7:50:09 AM

richthofen
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"i just looked at 308s on eBay, and noticed that at least one of them has an 85-mph speedo.

I know 308s aren't very fast, but come on...a Ferrari with an 85-mph speedo?"


I'm pretty sure that, for a while, all cars sold in the US were required by law to have an 85-mph speedo, no more, no less. Stupid late 70's/early 80's restrictions. I've seen some Vettes of that era with one as well.

3/6/2006 8:18:03 AM

Weeeees
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^ yup


348 > 308

3/6/2006 9:11:51 AM

Jonbo
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oh man, 348 over a 308 any day.

3/6/2006 10:37:50 AM

garfus99
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yeah, 348 or 355 over a 308 or 328 anyday

3/6/2006 4:44:58 PM

9one9
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yeah man 415 over a 976 any day

3/6/2006 4:53:20 PM

H8R
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2 liter over a 3 liter any day

3/6/2006 5:03:27 PM

tchenku
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i dont know all these fancy ferrari names but.. the red one on ebay is HOT

that is all

3/6/2006 5:13:26 PM

richthofen
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I'm sure the 348 is a superior car dynamically, and more powerful. I've just always loved the styling of the 328/308. It's reached "classic" status, whereas a lot of the elements of the 348 still scream "early nineties" to me though the overall shape is good. The 355 is a big improvement.

3/6/2006 9:09:22 PM

danmangt40
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v8 ferrari prefs:
f40>288GTO>f355>360(thought it hideous, grew on me)>f430(what the hell were they thinking)>>328=308

3/7/2006 12:15:22 AM

TKE-Teg
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damn, I think the F430 is drop dead gorgeous!

3/7/2006 12:17:43 AM

danmangt40
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^I don't so much think it's ugly so much as I think it's a major step in the wrong direction given the starting point of the 360 modena. its like they're really trying hard to do something as ugly as possible given the relative beauty they began with. the narrow headlights are one thing. I just don't get, and the raised taillights that look so cool on the flat enzo look weird on the wedgier and stumpier f430. check out the delicate tilt from the bodywork the taillights have on the f355. that's artful. too bad they blow up. lol. jk

3/7/2006 1:11:14 AM

TKE-Teg
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I have to admit I do love the F355. But what you are talking about, they blow up?

3/7/2006 1:14:34 PM

garfus99
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F355 is the shit, I will buy one soon, when the right one comes along.

3/7/2006 3:13:26 PM

H8R
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sounds like 12 chainsaws

theres one in my hometown

3/7/2006 3:56:46 PM

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Ihatespida probably wrote that

3/7/2006 4:01:13 PM

TKE-Teg
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^^^ *gloat* having personally driven one of those, I can vouch for the exhaust note. One of the most glorious ever.

3/7/2006 6:08:01 PM

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