Not that this would ever happend but as Myrtle, I feel it would be super groovy to have a "dear Myrtle" section where the whiners could bitch about their problems and I could condescendingly yet politely address their concerns... please?

3/6/2002 9:54:18 PM

WB Myrtle, i dont have anything else to say

3/6/2002 11:08:26 PM

mail...dear

-I can smell your brains

3/6/2002 11:13:24 PM

Dear myrtle, there's this ho that keeps asking people on the internet to fuck her ass.

3/7/2002 2:10:12 AM

Dear Insaneman,

I recommend fucking her in the ass.

Sincerely,
Myrtle

3/7/2002 6:38:58 AM

start a thread in chit chat

3/7/2002 9:08:24 AM

Are you kidding me? A significant portion of Chit Chat consisted of Myrtle posts even before it was Chit Chat...even before it was open to the public...before it was open to the premium users...when it was...THE TRASH BIN!

3/7/2002 8:53:31 PM

what is your point?

3/8/2002 8:34:49 AM

[Edited on March 8, 2002 at 10:45 AM. Reason : Mean.]

3/8/2002 10:37:50 AM

faggot

3/8/2002 11:55:08 AM

I think Froshkiller is not funny nor is he truly an asshole.

He is a poser. Stop trying so hard to be tough you dork.

3/8/2002 1:45:29 PM

Dear Myrtle,
My boiyfriend broke up with me...I'm thinking about becoming a lesbian...should I do it?
Thanks for your help,
CJ

3/11/2002 7:26:22 PM

ur a gymnast, ur half way there

3/11/2002 11:35:35 PM

Dear Cee-Jay,

Yes. I think you should

(come over around 8pm?) hehe

3/12/2002 10:11:40 AM

Dear Myrtle,
My girlfriend broke up with me in January, and I have yet to have sex with another girl. Should I bite the bullet and hire a hooker? Please help!
Sincerely,
Smath

3/12/2002 6:31:24 PM

Dear Smath74,
I am on the rebound.
Sincerely,
CJ


And for anyone who takes this even half-way seriously, you have problems...it's not for real so calm down about calling me a whore and all of that.

3/12/2002 7:18:14 PM

Dear Cee-Jay,
How much?
Sincerely,
Smath74


And for anyone who takes this even half-way seriously, you have problems...it's not for real so calm down about calling me an ass and all of that.

3/12/2002 7:33:14 PM

if ceejay is a whore, and smath is an ass..... can myrtle be an asswhore?

tada
~

3/12/2002 7:50:18 PM

dear myrtle
i'm thinking of becoming a butt whore.....do you think i should do it?
Sincerely,
Cass

3/12/2002 8:36:28 PM

Dear Cee-Jay,

You whore! j/k



Dear Cassie,

I think you should do it. Don't forget lube.

Thanks,
MYrtle

3/13/2002 7:56:53 AM

Dear Myrtle,
You didnt answer my question:

Quote :

"Dear Myrtle, My girlfriend broke up with me in January, and I have yet to have sex with another girl. Should I bite the bullet and hire a hooker? Please help! Sincerely, Smath"

Sincerely, Smath74

3/13/2002 8:47:23 AM

Dear Smath,

Post your address and phone number and I will have someone take care of your problem.


Myrtle

3/13/2002 8:49:51 AM

Phone:
1-900-HOT-FUCK

Address:
123 Fake St.
Raleigh, NC 27420

3/13/2002 9:29:01 AM

Dear Smath,

Do not lie to the almighty Myrtle

3/13/2002 9:36:44 AM

Dear Myrtle,
I bow in humbleness to Myrtle... my momentary lapse of judgement will not happen again
Sincerely,
Smath74

3/13/2002 12:31:19 PM

Dear Myrlte,
i cant find a job. i have been laid off since november. i have been thinking about becoming a man whore, but dont know how to get started. can you give me some advice?

3/13/2002 1:03:04 PM

Dear Gunzz,

Please email me gratuitous pictures of yourself in sexy poses. I will then determine whether or not such a career would be profitable.

Myrtle

3/13/2002 1:57:36 PM

Dear Myrtle,

TWW is becoming boring, do you think it is time
for me to move on another message board?

Stinger

3/13/2002 10:10:11 PM

Myrtle said:

Quote :

"I think Froshkiller is not funny nor is he truly an asshole. He is a poser. Stop trying so hard to be tough you dork."

You are entitled. I am empowered.

3/14/2002 12:27:42 AM

Dear Myrtle,
I am sad you are only on during the day.
I thought about creating a "Myrtle's Day Job Thread-O-Fun" for you, but then i figured it would just get neglected and thrown away like the way you love and leave so many other threads...sometimes even in mid-sentence...

3/14/2002 1:50:29 AM

Dear Froshkiller,

I love you.

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Dear Marko,

That is the sweetest thing I have seen all day I would get online after work to harass you all but I get so sick of looking at a computer screen during the day that i just can't.

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P.S. waiting for sexy poses

3/14/2002 8:33:51 AM

no answer for me?

3/14/2002 9:26:11 AM

Dear Stinger,

I will make TWW interesting again. Just wait until the webcam is working, I will take racy pics of a bunch of chicks and post em.

3/14/2002 12:11:32 PM

Can I be one of the racy chicks? I have a hormone problem, but I hear some lesbians find that to be part of their fetish.

3/14/2002 1:52:03 PM

Dear Myrtle,

You still have not made it interesting, when will you do it?

Stinger

4/10/2002 6:43:12 PM

goodbye Myrtle...hello EndFlute!

[Edited on April 13, 2002 at 7:20 PM. Reason : .]

4/13/2002 7:19:57 PM

4/13/2002 8:22:26 PM

thanks marko, but you really didnt have to do that, really you didnt

4/13/2002 9:25:48 PM