Go and see "Larry The Cable Guy: Health Inspector"







DRINK BATTERY ACID

3/12/2006 11:18:12 AM

pass a kidney stone

3/12/2006 11:21:16 AM

Get cancer!

3/12/2006 11:24:26 AM

become an amputee!

3/12/2006 11:28:19 AM

stick my tongue in a pencil sharpener

3/12/2006 11:46:02 AM

shave with a weed-wacker

3/12/2006 11:53:34 AM

get hit in the face with a bat swung by barry bonds

3/12/2006 11:58:59 AM

get fucked in the ass

3/12/2006 12:03:39 PM

put one of his flannels in my mouth.

3/12/2006 12:07:46 PM

eat a dead baby

3/12/2006 12:10:57 PM

Be eaten by a dead baby.

3/12/2006 12:12:05 PM

Things I'd rather do than watch that movie.....let's see....I guess I'd rather eat some ice cream in the park and feed birds rather than watch that movie...yeah

3/12/2006 12:13:13 PM

feed a dead baby to a dead baby and then eat the dead baby

3/12/2006 12:13:48 PM

put a dead baby in blender




and then stick my dick in the blender and turn it on

3/12/2006 12:25:01 PM

Drink the dead baby and kiljadn's dick smoothie from the blender

3/12/2006 12:27:40 PM

make out with a garbage disposal

3/12/2006 12:31:42 PM

spend 10 minutes with JJ Reddick

3/12/2006 12:32:22 PM

jump into a pool filled with sharks that have laser beams on their heads, and katana blades on their fins

3/12/2006 12:35:15 PM

spend $5 on a blowjob from a lawnmower.

3/12/2006 12:36:06 PM

join the Ku Klux Klan

and go back in time and vote for George Bush


























k maybe not vote for George Bush

3/12/2006 12:38:09 PM

go to a mexican restaurant and find the guy with the seperated mustache that cam eback together

3/12/2006 12:43:10 PM

fly into the world trade center

3/12/2006 1:05:22 PM

get teabagged by Horatio Sanz

3/12/2006 1:30:59 PM

YOUR MOM

Have someone poop on my face

play Gradius V (I'd rather do that than most things though)