Post 'em if you got 'em


Moe: I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

Mr.Burns: Quick Smithers. Bring the mind eraser device!
Smithers:You mean the revolver, sir?
Mr.Burns: Precisely.

Mr. Burns: Do my worst, eh? Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons.

Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star

Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.

3/17/2006 9:21:15 AM

oh hey, this is chit chat

oh no wait

it isn't

3/17/2006 9:22:56 AM

right it's entertainment...and this is a tv show. cock sucker.

3/17/2006 9:23:40 AM

Please do not feed peanuts to my god.

3/17/2006 9:30:39 AM

I bent my Wookie...

3/17/2006 9:43:17 AM

Show's over shakespeare!

"is this the end for zombie shakspeaaaare?"

bang!

3/17/2006 9:47:54 AM

http://gorillamask.net/moelie.shtml

3/17/2006 10:00:18 AM

Remember when I stole all those watches from sears? well thats nothing cause youuuuu have a gambling problem!!

3/17/2006 10:08:41 AM

Homer no function beer well without.

3/17/2006 10:10:25 AM

No tv no beer make homer something something

3/17/2006 10:23:12 AM

go crazy?

3/17/2006 10:26:18 AM

Homer: wow good things really do happen to bad people


Homer: (watching sunset i think) I wish God were here to see this.

3/17/2006 10:28:01 AM

"Drederick tatum was locked away by society....but now he's back, to take his revenge on Homer Simpson"

3/17/2006 10:28:53 AM

Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with digging up a corpse?

3/17/2006 12:13:43 PM

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American Dream?

The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!

3/17/2006 12:20:51 PM

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

3/17/2006 12:28:00 PM

Homer: So I have this friend....Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo....
Moe: Thats the woist name I eva heard.
*guy gets up crying and runs away*
Barney: JOEY JOE JOE!

3/17/2006 12:36:55 PM

lisa, I want to buy your rock.

3/17/2006 12:59:28 PM

HE'S GOT A BOARD WITH A NAIL IN IT!

3/17/2006 1:10:53 PM

Homer: "Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us
from the animals. Except the weasel."

3/17/2006 1:14:42 PM

Lisa it's your birthdayyyyy, happy birthday lissaaaaa

3/17/2006 1:23:52 PM

He told me to burn things.

[Edited on March 17, 2006 at 2:00 PM. Reason : ]

3/17/2006 1:56:55 PM

What's this? The football has turned into a fat bald guy. And you know what we say everytime something weird happens...it's good that bart did that!

3/17/2006 2:06:16 PM

one of my favorites:

Drunk Barney: Heeeeey - You fell on Aerosmith! -- BUrrrrrrp

3/17/2006 2:22:50 PM

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such

3/17/2006 2:24:44 PM

Burns: Smithers, have the Rolling Stones killed.
Smithers: But those are the Ramones, sir.
Burns: Do as I say!


Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."


Grandpa: One way to get rid of them is to tell 'em stories that dont go anywhere. Like the time we went over to shelbyville during the war, I wore an onion on my belt....which was the style at the time...you couldnt get those white ones, you could only get those big yellow ones.................now where was I........oh yeah, the important thing was I was wearing an onion on my nelt, which was the style at the time, you couldnt get those...

3/17/2006 2:42:52 PM

Long story short..........


..........is a phrase who's origins are complicated and rambling....

3/17/2006 2:58:28 PM

Homer: Lisa, would you like a donut?
Lisa: No thanks. Do you have any fruit?
Homer: This has purple in it. Purple is a fruit.

3/17/2006 2:58:56 PM

The thooompsoooooons...

3/17/2006 3:46:46 PM

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=19400&page=23

[Edited on March 17, 2006 at 5:04 PM. Reason : +]

3/17/2006 5:03:43 PM

Saxamaphone.......saxamaphone.....

3/17/2006 5:23:59 PM