optmusprimer All American 30318 Posts user info edit post |
I don't how many of you shop at Wal-Mart, but this may be useful to know.
I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while picking up some oil.
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are leaving the store.
They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Wal-Mart. You agree and they get in the back seat.
On the way, they start having sex with each other.Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and probably tonight. 3/23/2006 10:18:03 AM |
synapse play so hard 60939 Posts user info edit post |
oh the pain, oh the misery 3/23/2006 10:20:10 AM |
chocolatervh All American 22986 Posts user info edit post |
man, i need to start buying more wallets. i might have to make a walmart run for one or 5 3/23/2006 10:20:32 AM |
DirtyGreek All American 29309 Posts user info edit post |
haha, I was so looking on snopes to yell at you, then I read the end. funny. 3/23/2006 10:22:12 AM |
Queti All American 13537 Posts user info edit post |
aha
as a side, has snopes ever been proven wrong?
[Edited on March 23, 2006 at 10:32 AM. Reason : i ask since people seem to place such trust in their verdicts] 3/23/2006 10:31:47 AM |
Grapehead All American 19676 Posts user info edit post |
i dont know haow many wallets ive lost this way.
damn conniving young strumpets. 3/23/2006 10:47:34 AM |
V0LC0M All American 21263 Posts user info edit post |
http://brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=392700
so they've gone to walmart, have they? 3/23/2006 10:52:49 AM |
sparky Garage Mod 12301 Posts user info edit post |
DAMNIT!! 3/23/2006 11:09:59 AM |
Byrn Stuff backpacker 19058 Posts user info edit post |
There's a movie where that happens. The only difference is that they have sex with him, and while he showering they steal stuff from his apartment. On various occasions he happily allows his TV, Stereo, and other electronics to get stolen. 3/23/2006 11:12:24 AM |
Grapehead All American 19676 Posts user info edit post |
that happened in that 'dutch' movie with ed o'neill 3/23/2006 11:14:27 AM |
Byrn Stuff backpacker 19058 Posts user info edit post |
the one I'm thinking of has three dudes getting played by the same chick. 3/23/2006 11:15:09 AM |
BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and probably tonight." |
hahahhaaha3/23/2006 11:16:24 AM |
ncWOLFsu Gottfather FTL 12586 Posts user info edit post |
hahaha gg 3/23/2006 11:20:55 AM |
fleetwud AmbitiousButRubbish 49741 Posts user info edit post |
dude, I'm goin' to Wal Mart! 3/23/2006 11:46:26 AM |
Smath74 All American 93278 Posts user info edit post |
old. 3/23/2006 12:00:43 PM |
optmusprimer All American 30318 Posts user info edit post |
yeah after seeing it posted twice on another forum i figured it would do nicely here 3/23/2006 12:40:41 PM |
Perlith All American 7620 Posts user info edit post |
pics? 3/23/2006 1:36:56 PM |
Lutra All American 12588 Posts user info edit post |
... 3/23/2006 1:51:31 PM |
V0LC0M All American 21263 Posts user info edit post |
hey i want some credit!
[Edited on March 23, 2006 at 2:02 PM. Reason : http://brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=392700] 3/23/2006 2:02:22 PM |
cyrion All American 27139 Posts user info edit post |
i recognized it volcom and rememberd the other thread....admittedly not you making it though. 3/23/2006 3:34:55 PM |
optmusprimer All American 30318 Posts user info edit post |
shut up VOLCOM 3/23/2006 7:50:50 PM |
gunzz IS NÚMERO UNO 68205 Posts user info edit post |
volcom, are you fucking serious 3/23/2006 9:13:13 PM |
Beardawg61 Trauma Specialist 15492 Posts user info edit post |
just always carry enough cash for a coke... wait, they might already cost more than a blowjob. 3/23/2006 10:29:35 PM |
mrfrog ☯ 15145 Posts user info edit post |
dude, isn't this how horror movies start?
yeah, it's how porn movies start too! 3/23/2006 10:37:07 PM |
Ronny All American 30652 Posts user info edit post |
This thread sucks. 3/23/2006 10:45:45 PM |
Beardawg61 Trauma Specialist 15492 Posts user info edit post |
5/10 3/23/2006 11:04:19 PM |
ManBitch Veteran 202 Posts user info edit post |
were they wearing Carolina Panther's cheerleading uniforms? 3/23/2006 11:20:51 PM |
ShawnaC123 2019 Egg Champ 46681 Posts user info edit post |
wouldnt it be more lucrative to offer blow jobs to the guys for 50 bucks? I mean seriously the average walmart shopper probably has less than 20 bucks in their wallet. It would save a lot of time that way. 3/23/2006 11:22:32 PM |