I already have a dick, I was wondering about the night-sticks with the ball at the end that fit in a holster and extend when you swing them.

3/23/2006 11:10:05 PM

a baton - you can get them from your favorite law enforcemet / military surplus supply place

3/23/2006 11:10:45 PM

k, thx.

Price estimate?

[Edited on March 23, 2006 at 11:17 PM. Reason : price?]

3/23/2006 11:14:29 PM

well, it you're really quick, you can snatch one off a cop's belt and haul ass....but be sure to have a friend film you doing it and post that shit here

3/24/2006 12:49:26 AM

http://www.pimall.com/NAIS/e.sec.html

3/24/2006 12:51:42 AM

DAMN... that's a LOT cheaper than I thought... you can beat ass cheaper than you can bang it!

3/24/2006 10:03:58 AM

hmmmmm

3/24/2006 10:07:33 AM

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"crew-on LED light attachment for Telescopic Steel Baton. 6,000 hours of illumination with long life batteries (included). Ultra-bright LED, high density aluminum body with a high impact resistant lens. TSB-LED"

6k hours is a lot of "stick-time"

3/24/2006 10:39:57 AM

just FYI, if you don't have training on them, the police will consider any hit on a person with one of those assault with a deadly weapon or worse (depending on where you hit them). I was trained on those in the military - there were only four legal places to strike someone on the body with them. if you hit them elsewhere, you could face court martial

3/24/2006 10:49:15 AM

Really, where were the four... I don't intend on hitting anyone, but this is interesting. Besides, if I was gonna commite "assault w/ a deadly weapon" it'd be a Glock or my Streetsweeper.

3/24/2006 10:52:31 AM

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"streetsweeper"

oh hell yes

3/24/2006 11:34:59 AM

I prefer my "room broom"

3/24/2006 11:50:30 AM

I'm a big fan of little league aluminum baseball bats. They're 2 feet long, light and have a good grip.

If I were going to do some ass kicking, that would be my weapon of choice.

3/24/2006 12:00:54 PM

^but you can't holster it any more than I can the Streetsweeper.. these things are compact.

3/24/2006 12:11:07 PM

well are the plastic extendable batons still illegal if you're not trained?

3/24/2006 12:22:49 PM

What constitutes training? And I'm still not clear on what the four points are...

3/24/2006 12:24:27 PM

the four areas were the forearm, the outer upper arm, the front of the thigh, and calf...nice little four count combo to put them on their knees. we did the training in redman suits with foam covered PVC pipes and it still hurt like a mother/brusied all to hell. I'm guessing you'd probably break bones with the metal (never had to actually take someone down)

3/24/2006 12:26:22 PM

no shins?

3/24/2006 12:32:32 PM

one of my buddies is a cop and they do break bones very easily, he's broken 5-6 ppls arms. i got my asp from him, they got issued new ones so i got his old one. it's great to have crazy ass ppl that are cops as friends.

3/24/2006 12:34:28 PM

when I was in india, the cops all walked around with bamboo sticks. I bet that would hurt like hell, those things have some flex to them and they can really get some speed with that.

3/24/2006 12:37:55 PM

I have two redwood night-sticks that believe it or not a hammer/axe handle company gave me when I was a kid at a hardware show w/ my dad. They are incredibly dense and well-balanced.

3/24/2006 12:51:22 PM

Quote :

"screw-on LED light attachment for Telescopic Steel Baton. 6,000 hours of illumination with long life batteries (included). Ultra-bright LED, high density aluminum body with a high impact resistant lens. TSB-LED"

sweet, they finally made a baton that i can beat people with at a rave

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"when I was in india, the cops all walked around with bamboo sticks"

When I was in India I saw a cop drill some guy in the head with one of those for blocking traffic.

3/24/2006 1:30:58 PM

^pwnt?

3/24/2006 3:47:59 PM

pretty much anything can be considered "assault w/ a deadly weapon" nowadays... Whats the difference b/w my redwood stick, a full coke can thrown really hard, or one of these batons?

3/24/2006 11:59:34 PM

get an asp for around $50 its the better brand. and yeah it hurts like hell to get hit with one. I used to carry one as a bouncer, pretty handy non-lethal way to get people to chill the fuck out

3/25/2006 12:44:15 AM