Gee, who saw that coming???

She is pretty much the reason the Mets unloaded him and he has said as much. Well that and he is a crappy pitcher to be making $7M. Now he is the O's 7M crappy pitcher. But half of Baltimore is gonna have a hell of an easier time getting laid on the weekend now..

** Yes, this is a sports talk topic



[Edited on March 31, 2006 at 8:00 AM. Reason : don't let me down guys.. people need to troll me about the Mets..]

3/31/2006 7:37:16 AM

I'd hit it


a lot

3/31/2006 7:46:44 AM

Think it is a coincidence that they filed the day after he publically said that the reason the mets traded him was her? (papers went in yesterday)

3/31/2006 8:18:48 AM

I posted this last night in Chit Chat

3/31/2006 8:25:01 AM

I don't follow baseball...at all, really.


Isn't this the same woman that said she'd sleep with all of his friends and teammates if he ever cheated on her?

3/31/2006 8:30:07 AM

^Yes. You know every player on his team was trying to get him laid by someone else.

3/31/2006 8:32:14 AM

slut

3/31/2006 9:13:37 AM

3/31/2006 9:16:47 AM

She was on the cover of last months FHM...or Maxim one of those 2

3/31/2006 9:20:12 AM

FHM

3/31/2006 9:32:43 AM

http://www.fhmus.com/girls_girls_of_fhm_article.asp?cnl_id=1&stn_id=1&idx_id=835&gofp_slot=10

3/31/2006 9:35:27 AM

^^^^they look unattached and like they're sliding off the sides....

[Edited on March 31, 2006 at 9:38 AM. Reason : ^]

3/31/2006 9:35:40 AM

They're huge and real apparently then..



I'd hit it..

3/31/2006 9:37:42 AM

how can we be sure that she's not married to Tom Glavine?

3/31/2006 9:40:04 AM

JWHWolf has never seen real boobs

3/31/2006 9:41:23 AM

Wrong, I've seen plenty. Those just aren't perky enough. They're like mudflaps on a truck that has been driven too far by too many people.

3/31/2006 9:43:29 AM

perky?

theyre fucking huge

give me a break

3/31/2006 9:45:34 AM

This has officiallly become a chit chat thread....

3/31/2006 9:48:11 AM

but it's kinda about baseball, so beardogg won't get involved....

3/31/2006 9:49:40 AM

Seriously man there isn't a girl alive who has REAL tits that big that don't do that... I hate to break it to you...

Oh and Glavine was the 'stunt double' in that marriage from what I've read..

[Edited on March 31, 2006 at 9:51 AM. Reason : f]

3/31/2006 9:51:21 AM

It's just a personal preference thing I guess. I like them just slightly larger than a handful. Those just look like punching bags and mudflaps mixed.

3/31/2006 9:53:19 AM

she's moving back to new york



plus, leo mazzone will turn benson into what he should have been. he'll be alot better than he was with the mets. baltimore's a better baseball city for him in that he's not going to have the media on his ass, the fans on his ass, and now, his wife on his ass.

3/31/2006 10:09:33 AM

I know seriously

People are all like "well the circumfrrnce of the ublengotta is not up to the specs defined by IEEE 4565.5"

Jesus christ man, big bewbs and she aint fat

Thats win win.

3/31/2006 10:21:40 AM

I'd beat that shit down.

Thoroughly.

She seems like she would be a good fuck, too.

3/31/2006 10:24:35 AM

Anna caught Kris fooling around with her friend.. gg Kris

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/404483p-342548c.html

haha I bet Tejada and company are glad he got traded to Baltimore before she caught him cheating

3/31/2006 10:32:36 AM

i got the new FHM wit her on it, she comes off like a easy type chick, my friend was like "they'll get divorced"

this was 2 days ago

she's psychic

3/31/2006 10:34:55 AM

she aint messin with no broke-da-broke

3/31/2006 10:40:04 AM

Quote :

"plus, leo mazzone will turn benson into what he should have been. he'll be alot better than he was with the mets. baltimore's a better baseball city for him in that he's not going to have the media on his ass, the fans on his ass, and now, his wife on his ass. "

Yeah, but now he won't get to be on her ass.

3/31/2006 10:41:36 AM

this is true.

but as fine as she is, she'a bitch, man. total bitch with an agenda.

so PEACE OUT and we'll let Tejada's steroid use coverup be the main source of stress for this ball club.

3/31/2006 10:43:12 AM

dude, why would you need to cheat when you can come home to something like that?

3/31/2006 10:47:22 AM

you guys obviously have no idea how much of a cunt this lady is

3/31/2006 10:52:28 AM

what her friend look like?

3/31/2006 10:53:30 AM

^^how well do you know her?

she may be a raging bitch but that doesnt mean she's not very fuckable

3/31/2006 11:03:37 AM

yeah I'm pretty surprised that there's not more talk about her being an absolute bitch

And she's got an ugly ass tattoo

3/31/2006 11:07:02 AM

you know why theres not more talk about her being an absolute bitch?

because none of us have ever met her...oh we've heard stories but we've heard plenty of bullshit stories about other things, so who knows whats true and false

the pictures however...well thats a universal medium that everyone can see

3/31/2006 11:08:27 AM

and then people can demonstrate how little they know about boobs

hell, i'm suprised homeboy didn't say "i bet they feel like a bag of sand"

3/31/2006 11:09:49 AM

Actually someone on here knows her and says the same (i don't remember the name but something about Kris baby sat him or something)... but ya know what? Kris didn't seem to mind for 7 or 8 years or however long they were married. He cheated on her so SHE asked for a divorce.. it's not like he got sick of her shit or anything..

[Edited on March 31, 2006 at 11:10 AM. Reason : and who gives a FUCK about her personality????]

3/31/2006 11:09:58 AM

i could give two fucks about her tattoo

3/31/2006 11:09:58 AM

Quote :

"Jesus christ man, big bewbs and she aint fat Thats win win."

Seriously he is on the road all the time. All she is good for is fucking and taking his money.

3/31/2006 11:12:28 AM

^haha and she's about to take a shitload more. Her website even starts with a flash animation of her dancing to Gold Digger

Quote :

"because none of us have ever met her...oh we've heard stories but we've heard plenty of bullshit stories about other things, so who knows whats true and false"

Yeah, and none of us have ever met Paris Hilton either, which is why we all give her the benefit of the doubt Granted, Paris doesn't look ANYTHING like her, but you get my point

3/31/2006 11:18:32 AM

i dont really get your point

the media will say what they want

maybe she is a bitch, but who knows...i would fuck her and paris hilton

3/31/2006 11:24:26 AM

Quote :

"All she is good for is fucking and taking his money."

Isn't that what all girls are good for?

[Edited on March 31, 2006 at 3:04 PM. Reason : ]

3/31/2006 3:04:13 PM

HILARIOUS

seeing as how the last paragraph in the FHM says
"where do you see the relationship in 10 years"
Anna-"we'll be divorced"


The pics you guys have of her are awful



[Edited on March 31, 2006 at 10:16 PM. Reason : added]

3/31/2006 10:14:41 PM

Quote :

"ANNA: Say it. I liked to bang guys. KRIS: I was going to say that guys were pursuing you at an early age because of the size of your breasts. ANNA: I had 34DDs when I was 14, so guys have been chasing me around ever since. My dad taught me how to drive a stick shift when I was 13. KRIS: Well, if someone comes around to date our oldest girl, I may have him clean my AR15. That’s a military assault rifle. He might have to see that or my .50-caliber handgun. He probably wouldn’t make it past [our] 10 dogs."

3/31/2006 11:07:00 PM

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=caple/060331&lpos=spotlight&lid=tab5pos1

her 'myspace profile'

[Edited on March 31, 2006 at 11:13 PM. Reason : ]

3/31/2006 11:13:13 PM

dude she's a former stripper...she saw $$$$$

recently, or maybe not so recently but i saw it recently, she was on one of those vh1/E! pop gossip shows about celebrity wives talking about how to spend your man's money and keep him satisfied behind doors

looks like she only succeeded at one of those if he cheated on her

[Edited on March 31, 2006 at 11:20 PM. Reason : ]

3/31/2006 11:15:39 PM

Q:Are those your real boobs?

A:No, actually, these are not my real fun-bags. After breastfeeding three kids, I was constantly tripping over my jugs whenever I tried to walk anywhere. So, I got a much deserved boobie job. If anyone has a problem with it, they just might get slapped in the face with one of my ripe melons.


[Edited on April 1, 2006 at 2:12 AM. Reason : d]

4/1/2006 2:10:40 AM

honestly, fags, who the fuck cares about her personality?

4/1/2006 2:19:27 AM

Honestly... I should suspend Elwood for that post... but I'm cool.

4/1/2006 2:29:48 AM

No you aren't

4/1/2006 2:47:44 AM