What an exciting time this is sure to be....

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4/3/2006 5:26:46 PM

who the fuck is louis williams

4/3/2006 5:27:31 PM

he's a point guard who jumped directly from high school last year. i think he was assured of a lottery spot and got picked in the 2nd round

4/3/2006 5:32:02 PM

>.<

4/3/2006 5:33:19 PM

WTF

4/3/2006 5:37:39 PM

you see how this worked out wit kobe

4/3/2006 5:41:09 PM

some lucky trash whore in Philly will get the chance to get sandwich-fucked by two mediocre athletes

4/3/2006 5:41:45 PM

ahahahha

4/3/2006 5:42:26 PM

some lucky trash whore in Philly will get the chance to get sandwich-fucked by two mediocre athletes

4/3/2006 6:16:18 PM

some lucky trash whore in Philly will get the chance to make rape accusations and settle out of court.

4/3/2006 6:25:09 PM

Quote :

"Winners must be 18 years or older to attend the date. Pick up location for limousine must be within 30 miles of the Wachovia Center. A 76ers representative will be present at dinner and/or for the limousine ride. Date for the dinner is fixed and can not be changed. "

this will either:

a) prevent her from getting sandwich-raped, or
b) lead her to get gang-banged by 3 dudes instead of 2

4/3/2006 6:32:26 PM

^^haha...i was thinking the same thing. WTF is this crap.

4/3/2006 7:17:27 PM

Who's going to cut up shav's steak for him at dinner?

4/3/2006 8:01:51 PM

^FTW

4/3/2006 9:08:46 PM

Quote :

"A 76ers representative will be present at dinner and/or for the limousine ride."

WTF. I knew the NBA was thug-life, but I didn't think they'd consider the odds of a gang rape high enough to dispatch a fucking chaperone on a date.

4/3/2006 9:23:05 PM

i thought Shav wasnt interested in things like girls?

4/3/2006 11:56:00 PM

^^i'm guessing its more to guard against the possibilities of false allegations

4/4/2006 12:05:42 AM