Anybody seen this show on MTV yet? Two guys from different cities battle it out with yo mama jokes and cutdowns. Someone with half a brain could google some jokes and easily own these guys. Anyways, I can find humor in shows like NEXT and Date my mom, but this is just sad.

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4/6/2006 6:04:36 PM

yeah, terrible show that could have been saved by at least a couple good jokes

but every joke gets worse

why wilmer why!

4/6/2006 6:15:18 PM

MTV sucks

4/6/2006 7:28:07 PM

haha nah there are some good ass joke up there

yall people just aint never stood around in a circle dissin your other friends

it takes you back, and the simplest oldest jokes are made funny by the actions

i thinkthe show gets an "A" for good television...they should just show more jokes

4/22/2006 8:47:51 PM

ahahaha

he said cutdowns

4/22/2006 8:50:09 PM

The show is pretty bad, but I laughed a few times. Most of the jokes are TERRIBLE. I'm sure my buddies and I, and even a few TWW-ers could do better at making fun of people.


There were a few good ones though.

4/22/2006 8:51:51 PM

i always thought yo momma jokes were called snaps

that would have been a better title for the show

4/22/2006 8:54:49 PM

$1000 cash money

4/22/2006 8:58:12 PM

^^i have the old snaps cd...it was pretty funny

4/22/2006 8:59:10 PM

well we called em cracks

but the ones that are really shitty are always treated with silence or mixed booing and some claps

there is some gold up there tho

"yo momma got one eye, one arm, and one leg talkin bout 'lets play Uno'"

4/22/2006 9:03:12 PM

they use some things that are literally like 20 years old...i mean, the your momma's so fat she wears an X jacket and helicopters try to land on her back? come on

4/22/2006 9:09:04 PM

"Your momma so poor, I saw her walking down the street with one shoe on, I said 'you lose a shoe?' and she said 'Nah, I just found one!'"

4/22/2006 9:11:34 PM

yea some of its old but there are some good ones up there as well, there was a white kid awhile back that was real good.

we always called it and still do to this day call it "scoring" like man score this kid out, or what you scoring now?

it be better if they left out all the yo mama mess andjust had it where they score on each other like that Ja Rule look alike kid. Or the kid that said I didnt know Usher had a borhter in prison.

[Edited on April 22, 2006 at 9:13 PM. Reason : d]

4/22/2006 9:12:45 PM

the best ones always diss somebody else that everyone has heard of...like the one where the dude's like, your momma is so old, ashton kutcher would date her...double zings are the best

4/22/2006 9:13:37 PM

some of the jokes are hilarious, others suck. the best episode was with the white guy dressed in a suit that was representing his "hood"

4/22/2006 11:04:47 PM

Quote :

""yo momma got one eye, one arm, and one leg talkin bout 'lets play Uno'""

Ours was, "Yo mama ain't got no legs talkin bout let's play kickball."

Kids are retarded.

I like the show. I just wish they wouldn't come with the wack ones that everyone's heard already.

4/22/2006 11:06:26 PM

1000 dahlas cash mah-knee.....in the stupid wilmer accent.

That alone is enough not to watch

4/22/2006 11:33:04 PM

Yo mama got a peg leg with a kickstand.

4/22/2006 11:33:52 PM

Yo momma look like the lion from the Wiz

4/22/2006 11:47:06 PM

Quote :

"the best episode was with the white guy dressed in a suit that was representing his "hood""

nig got robbed

4/23/2006 12:27:03 AM

hahah yea that white dude was awesome

especially when he was like "THAT WAS NOT FUNNY"

they need to get more mommas on the show, and actuallly use what they find in the rooms

[Edited on April 23, 2006 at 12:32 AM. Reason : ss]

4/23/2006 12:31:15 AM

hickory dickory dock, your mother's a whore.

i dont care what you say, thats gold.

4/23/2006 12:41:09 AM

haha it was "your moms a dirty slut"

4/23/2006 12:53:19 AM

yea, that was it, i cant believe they didnt let him win, fez is racist

4/23/2006 12:59:54 AM

i really really really really dislike that wilmer guy

i wanna punch him. pure hatred for that guy.





the show is ok though. the one where the girl's mom was actually there was pretty good. and the kid from compton that got beat by the girl was robbed... they just wanted to throw a bitch in there.

4/23/2006 1:04:00 AM

^you're talking about, V?

I dunno. I thought that line, "You're so black and your teeth are so yellow that when you smile you like like a Pittsburgh Steelers helmet," was a clear knock-out.

4/23/2006 1:09:50 AM

the one where the dude like "tell your momma to quit leavin shit at my house my girls startin to get mad" and he pulls the big ass bloomers outta his back pack

God damn i was weak that was a hell of a knockout

i think the best dude up there was D-Redd, he had the most original jokes, the best delivery, and he did the funniest actions

"yo momma aint got no toes and she walk like this *does a funny ass shuffle*"

4/23/2006 1:15:35 AM

It's funny how a lot of the lame jokes are made gold by the antics.

I'm cracked up at the one where he was all, "Dude, you're so big that when you walk backwards it sounds like this." ::pulls out cell and makes a beeping noise::

4/23/2006 1:18:07 AM

"yo momma tripped and fell....i aint wanna laugh... BUT THE GROUND WAS CRACKIN UP"

4/23/2006 1:22:37 AM

the one kid's delivery was spot on when he was talkin about the mom's bed "with a door... that she can't fit through"

instead of all up and trying to go fast he slowed it down and took his time. i thought it was cool.


the one white douche that kept using the same jokes over and over was lame though. and the fat dude that sent his girlfriend to represent him.

4/23/2006 1:30:02 AM

it's not a technically bad premise for a show

but mtv and wilmer gay it up as much as possible

4/23/2006 1:30:35 AM

i owe that douche a stone cold stunner next time i see him

4/23/2006 1:32:32 AM

the classic fuck up was the dude that goes

"yo momma so skinny...i got her in my mouth now *spits out a tooth pick on to the ground*"

i thought that was funny cuz of the way he spit the toothpick out, and the crowd liked it

then he goes

"yo momma so skinny yo dad uses her as a toothpick"

everyone goes silent

very next joke

"yo momma so skinny her siamese twin is a toothpick"

crowd boooos and wilmer stops that shit and the dude chokes out in the knockout round, classic fuck up

4/23/2006 1:33:56 AM

worst fucking show on tv

4/23/2006 1:45:18 AM

date my mom is the worst show, this is 5/10

4/23/2006 1:55:22 AM

Question: Would it be a better show on BET or Comedy Central?

BigHitSunday said:

Quote :

""yo momma tripped and fell....i aint wanna laugh... BUT THE GROUND WAS CRACKIN UP""

I loved that one.

4/23/2006 2:05:12 AM

Hahahaha I remember they used to have a skit like that on In Living Color, it was called "Dirty Dozens" or something. It was awesome.


Yo mamma so small, she can hand glide on a Dorito!

4/23/2006 2:06:34 AM

"Yo Momma is soo dumb, she thought Cheerios were doughnut seeds"

4/23/2006 2:39:41 AM

ahaha

4/23/2006 2:54:02 AM

I still like, "If I'd worn a condom, your ugly ass wouldn't even be here."

4/23/2006 3:54:05 AM

heard your sister's goin out with SQUEAK

4/23/2006 8:09:52 AM

Yo momma so skinny, her they got her picture on the SIDE of her driver's licence.

4/23/2006 12:36:20 PM

Your Mom is so stupid she made a bid on eBay without checking the sellers feedback profile

4/23/2006 1:08:46 PM

That joke so old you might as well be telling knock-knock jokes...speakin of knock knock jokes thats how my balls hit yo mommas chin they go knock knock knock knock...

[Edited on April 23, 2006 at 2:11 PM. Reason : y]

4/23/2006 2:10:39 PM

Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

4/23/2006 2:16:22 PM

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

4/23/2006 2:18:56 PM

This dude got a Kobe Bryant jersey...and dont play a lick of basketball


:/ :/ :/ :/ :/

[Edited on April 23, 2006 at 2:25 PM. Reason : g]

4/23/2006 2:25:33 PM

yo momma so stupid I found her peeking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

[Edited on April 23, 2006 at 2:30 PM. Reason : gfd]

4/23/2006 2:30:50 PM

yo momma so black she sits in the bathtub to make tea.

yo momma so stupid she could never make koolaid cause she couldn't fit all the water in the pouch.

4/23/2006 5:09:07 PM

Yo momma so skinny you can see her farts comin


Yo momma so skinny she swallowed a peanut MnM and everyone thought she was 6 months pregnant...In fact here go all your long lost brothers and sisters *throws down a bag of MnMs*

[Edited on April 23, 2006 at 5:29 PM. Reason : g]

4/23/2006 5:29:00 PM