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ben94gt
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forums.

What's going on in the car forums?

Bentley Forums
- - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forums
- - -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

Civic forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

VW Bug forum
- - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum
- - - When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum
- - - Wind noise around 210MPH

Miata forums
- - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum
- - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

Pontiac Fiero forum
- - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series forum
- - - Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum
- - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Chevy Suburban Forum
- - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

Buick Forum
- - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum
- - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.

Crown Victoria forum
- - - How come people never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
- - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Echo forum
- - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Ferrari forums
- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.

Porsche forums
- - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn forums
- - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar forum
- - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mercedes forum
- - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?

Mini forum
- - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)

Dodge Viper forum
- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum
- - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan forum
- - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?

Hummer forum
- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.

Fiat forum
- - -Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum
- - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Chevy pickup forum
- - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?

SRT Forums
"Will this void my warranty"

RX7 Forums
- - - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.

DSM Forums
- - -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me

Supra Forums
- - -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Vette Forums
- - -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?

Ford 2.3 forums
- - -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start

Ferarri Enzo Forum
- - -Who here HAS NOT crashed their Enzo?


Pontiac GTO Forum
- - -Do we have to stop at weigh stations?


Aztec Forum
- - -So why did you buy YOUR Aztec?

Camaro/TA forum---
Why does everyone think my new exhaust makes my car sound like a Mastercraft?

4/15/2006 12:53:32 AM

Igor
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lol

4/15/2006 12:58:08 AM

huntman200
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not one of those is funny...

..and im drunk, that's even worse

4/15/2006 7:02:37 PM

PimpinHonda
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eh, good times

4/15/2006 7:43:25 PM

stowaway
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Quote :
"SRT Forums
"Will this void my warranty""


we don't care about that anymore

4/15/2006 7:53:26 PM

nightkid86
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WRX drifto?

4/15/2006 8:22:36 PM

stowaway
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only in the winter

4/15/2006 9:20:09 PM

jataylor
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Quote :
"Crown Victoria forum
- - - How come people never pass me on the highway?
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only one that made me crack a smile

4/15/2006 10:28:37 PM

Specter
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Quote :
"Hummer forum
- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed."

was the only one that did it for me

[Edited on April 16, 2006 at 12:37 AM. Reason : .]

4/16/2006 12:37:26 AM

richthofen
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Quote :
"Lamborghini forum
- - - Wind noise around 210MPH"


Made me laugh. A few of the others weren't bad either.

4/16/2006 12:50:11 AM

Rudy
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i though it was pretty good.

4/16/2006 1:13:35 AM

arghx
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[old]

First post since the rising of our Lord.

4/16/2006 1:19:02 AM

JBaz
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There was a post about this... last year.

4/16/2006 12:53:50 PM

SilverSurfer
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^ ^^ omg someone posted this before!!!

STFU losers.

4/17/2006 12:29:25 PM

tchenku
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i dont get the gto one.. theyre not THAT heavy, are they

4/17/2006 12:54:57 PM

SilverSurfer
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^ yes

4/17/2006 3:24:29 PM

beethead
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over 7500#?

4/17/2006 3:36:21 PM

State409c
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If this one isn't appropriate to this site, I don't know what is

Quote :
"Supra Forums
- - -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa."

4/17/2006 3:41:53 PM

El Nachó
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^^ According to autotrader it's only 230 lbs more than a mustang. curb weight is listed at 3725lbs

4/17/2006 4:17:41 PM

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