It's about time...

http://movies.aol.com/news/closeup/tomkatbabywatch?id=20060403143909990001

4/18/2006 10:24:21 PM

They named her "Suri?" Can't people name kids normal things anymore?

4/18/2006 10:26:36 PM

we need another john

4/18/2006 10:29:15 PM

They need to get him a shirt that says "My mommy is my daddy's beard"

4/18/2006 10:39:41 PM

did tom rly eat the placenta?

4/18/2006 11:24:23 PM

I didnt realize he was so short compared to her.

[Edited on April 19, 2006 at 12:05 AM. Reason : .]

4/19/2006 12:04:45 AM

The reincarned Ron L. Hubbard is upon us.

4/19/2006 12:06:11 AM

good god... he's all about the tall chicks... of course, she's only 5'9" and still towers over him like that... how tall is he?

4/19/2006 12:27:39 AM

google says katie holmes is 5'8" and tom cruise is 5'7"

maybe she's just standing on a step or something

[Edited on April 19, 2006 at 12:34 AM. Reason : ]

4/19/2006 12:33:50 AM

Quote :

"he's all about the tall chicks"

he's not all about any chicks

4/19/2006 1:12:00 AM

^^IMBD says she is 5'9"

4/19/2006 1:34:08 AM

^1 inch isnt going to make a big difference she still is taller than Tom

4/19/2006 1:40:22 AM

who cares
this impacts nobody on tww

[Edited on April 19, 2006 at 7:32 AM. Reason : a]

4/19/2006 7:31:43 AM

I read that Cruise's actual last name is Mapother. Hence picking the Hebrew first name, I guess.

4/19/2006 7:40:39 AM

I thought that Tom Cruise was 5'4". Regardless, he's really effing short.

4/19/2006 7:42:11 AM

Quote :

"^1 inch isnt going to make a big difference she still is taller than Tom"

take that 1-2 inch difference... then add 3 inch heels into the equation...
yeah, she makes tom look tiny, but then, so did kidman iirc...

4/19/2006 8:13:14 AM

Wow, so people really do care about this kind of stuff.

4/19/2006 8:23:40 AM

HE ATE THE PLACENTA

4/19/2006 8:54:29 AM

Quote :

"I read that Cruise's actual last name is Mapother. Hence picking the Hebrew first name, I guess."

You do realize that Mapother isn't a (common) Jewish last name, correct? He was originally Catholic before he went nutso with Scientology.

Not that Catholics/Christians don't give their children Hebrew names, I may just be reading into your statement a bit too much.

[Edited on April 19, 2006 at 10:51 AM. Reason : (common)]

4/19/2006 10:51:32 AM

Heels are usually what does it. The past few girls I have dated have been the same height as myself and whenever they wore heels it made things funny.

4/19/2006 11:03:44 AM

Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry
When I take you out in the suri
When I take you out in the suri with the fringe on top

[/Oklahoma]

4/19/2006 12:00:02 PM

wow never knew tom was that short before..

4/19/2006 1:47:16 PM

at least it actually resembles a person's name. i mean it's a hell of a lot better than apple

[Edited on April 19, 2006 at 2:16 PM. Reason : .]

4/19/2006 2:16:08 PM

or Kydd

4/19/2006 11:56:56 PM

How about Pilot Inspektor? (Jason Lee)
Or Audio Science Clayton? (Shannyn Sossamon)
Piper Maru (Gillian Anderson)
Coco Riley (Courtney Cox)
Zowie Bowie (obvious)
Tiger Lily (Michael Hutchence)

4/20/2006 6:40:55 AM

^I love the name Piper Maru

4/20/2006 5:35:33 PM

Audio Science sounds like band name.

4/21/2006 1:27:40 PM

it's harder to find a picture of an alien baby than i anticipated

4/21/2006 1:38:20 PM

Quote :

"it's harder to find a picture of an alien baby than i anticipated"

[Edited on April 21, 2006 at 3:01 PM. Reason : dakota fanning will work]

4/21/2006 3:01:33 PM

4/21/2006 9:38:41 PM

^^^


she grew up nicely

4/21/2006 11:23:52 PM

ahahahaha

4/22/2006 3:01:36 AM

Quote :

"How about Pilot Inspektor? (Jason Lee) Or Audio Science Clayton? (Shannyn Sossamon) Piper Maru (Gillian Anderson) Coco Riley (Courtney Cox) Zowie Bowie (obvious) Tiger Lily (Michael Hutchence)"

Nerdy people are worse/better:

Harley Quinn (Kevin Smith)
Racer Rodriguez, Rocket Valentin, Rebel Antonio (Robert Rodriguez)
Dweezil, Moon Unit (Frank Zappa)
Kal-el (Nicolas Cage)

4/22/2006 3:19:46 AM

Robert Rodriguez is an awesome director, but I now think he should be killed for those kids' names.

4/22/2006 3:24:04 AM

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"Dweezil, Moon Unit (Frank Zappa)"

BEST NAMES EVER. Seriously, who wouldn't want to be called Moon Unit?

4/22/2006 3:30:17 AM

Tiger Lily and Harley Quinn are cool names, but Moon Unit is just... ummm... I don't know.

4/22/2006 12:52:36 PM

harley quinn is NOT a good name. i would be pissed if my dad named me after cheesy romance novels.


actually, my mom got my name from a romance novel... guess i've got no room to talk.

4/22/2006 2:38:35 PM

its kevin smith.... harley quinn is the jokers bitch in the batman franchise.

[Edited on April 22, 2006 at 6:04 PM. Reason : d]

4/22/2006 5:55:03 PM

Travis Barker and his wife Shanna - Alabama Luella

Apparently they named her Alabama because their favorite character in True Romance is named Alabama...ummm in that movie, Alabama is a hooker.

4/23/2006 10:20:43 AM

yeah, and gets the shit beat out of her by James Gandolfini

4/23/2006 2:27:35 PM

http://www.nbc5.com/entertainment/8879069/detail.html

Apparently Tom Cruise might have created a new Hebrew word.

In India, Suri means "pointed nose". Maybe thats what they were going for.

4/23/2006 4:06:10 PM

^and another article said that suri meant "get out of here" to Isrealis

4/23/2006 8:00:31 PM

Quote :

"...ummm in that movie, Alabama is a hooker."

OH NOES!!!

*stares at Mary Magdalene*

4/23/2006 8:48:38 PM