Houston Astros? More like Houston LASTROS!
Cincinatti Reds? More like Cincinatti DEADS!
Chicago Cubs? More like Chicago SCRUBS!

4/25/2006 3:03:58 PM

St. Louis TARDS!

4/25/2006 3:04:33 PM

NL CENTRAL

4/25/2006 3:04:36 PM

Milwaukee POO-ERS

4/25/2006 3:04:56 PM

haha. i just caught the error in the thread title


we could have some fun with this one in the wake of the Duke LAX scandal

4/25/2006 3:05:58 PM

thread simply doesn't work without an AMIRITE

4/25/2006 3:06:24 PM

NC Central LEagles

4/25/2006 3:06:42 PM

^^ rofl I was thinking it was about that at first

4/25/2006 3:07:41 PM

The NC Central ALLEGEDLY RAPED DRUNK STRIPPERS!

4/25/2006 3:08:34 PM

Quote :

"The NC Central DRUNK ALLEGEDLY RAPED STRIPPERS!"

fixed

4/25/2006 3:09:25 PM

What would it take to hook the Mets up with McCarthy? I'll give you a Matsui and a Zambrano.

[Edited on April 25, 2006 at 3:13 PM. Reason : I'm the next Theo Epstein.. gonna take over soon.]

4/25/2006 3:12:19 PM

The sox would trade someone more expensive than mccarthy first, like the other five starters.

4/25/2006 3:13:36 PM

McCarthy from the White Sox?

he's a lifer on the Southside

he's our best young pitcher since Thigpen

4/25/2006 3:14:41 PM

Fine. You ran a hardline negotiation. I'll thrown in Jose Valentin and take Beuhrle (sp?). Ken is pissed at him anyway for having fun so he MUST be available..

^ wrong thread. This is for those who have more then a novice understanding of the sport..

[Edited on April 25, 2006 at 3:15 PM. Reason : x]

4/25/2006 3:15:05 PM

AVAILABLE FOR RESIGNING, PERHAPS

valentin and his stache were dumped by the sox about 16 months ago

4/25/2006 3:16:12 PM

more like

St Louis WIN WIN WINNERS

4/25/2006 3:28:59 PM

more like

St. Louis 590 WINS SINCE THE 2000 SEASON

4/25/2006 3:38:15 PM

more like the Cincinatti OWN EVERY1 squad.

4/25/2006 3:50:13 PM

chlorophyll? More like BOROPHYLL!!!

4/25/2006 5:34:16 PM

2006 CIAA Champions: NCCU Cum Dumpsters

4/26/2006 2:07:30 AM

The Braves have won 580 (Regular season games) games since the 2000 season. And the Cards are in a weaker division than the Braves so 590 isn't that impressive.



[Edited on April 26, 2006 at 2:37 AM. Reason : .]

4/26/2006 2:34:42 AM

you can add postseason wins in there too if you want and you still won't top 590


ahahaha

4/26/2006 2:45:33 AM

we have 11 post season wins since 2000 so yeah 580 + 11 is 591.

4/26/2006 3:00:01 AM

you got us beat

maybe i should add in our postseason wins. should put us well over 600

4/26/2006 3:01:21 AM

NCSU SACK

4/26/2006 10:12:22 AM

Carolina Tarbaby

Duke Hoes

Wake Forest Demon Dicks

4/26/2006 10:15:48 AM

how about the Detroit Ligers

4/26/2006 10:20:47 AM