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"I was getting run every other play"

Quote :

""They got lucky," Brodeur said. "I wish he [Martin] would have just let him go because I would have stopped him. He's a defenseman and not used to being in a position like that.""

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"My fake eyelash got in my eye and bothered my contact lens"

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"Ever since Ken Daneyko retired I have no more raging alcoholics to get drunk and fight people for running into me"

Feel free to add more. This is a legitimate Sports Talk thread.

5/9/2006 9:47:18 AM

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"I would have stopped that game winning goal, but I was too busy sleeping with my wife's sister."

5/9/2006 9:48:43 AM

They have been outscored 9-2.

How much of that could be luck?

STFU BRODEUR!

5/9/2006 9:49:10 AM

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"i would have made that save, but my vagina started to itch and i forgot that hockey was a rough sport"

5/9/2006 9:49:39 AM

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"sand in the vagina"

5/9/2006 9:54:41 AM

Quote :

"You try stopping shots with every hockey commentator and columnist hanging from your balls like a prize fish"

5/9/2006 9:59:05 AM

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"If'n I only get paid for three periods of play, i'm only gonna work for three periods of play, ok"

5/9/2006 9:59:19 AM

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"i ate the fish"

[Edited on May 9, 2006 at 10:09 AM. Reason : .]

5/9/2006 10:05:54 AM

Quote :

"Those kids in the upper corners really got to me with their "Bro-Deur... Bro-Deur... YOU SUCK!!" chant"

Quote :

"I got distracted by Rod Brind'Amour's freaky crazy nose"

Quote :

"The ghost of Arturs Irbe haunts my soul in the RBC Center"

5/9/2006 10:07:43 AM

Quote :

"do you understand how slippery ice is?"

5/9/2006 10:24:52 AM

yeah if I have to hear one more announcer mouthify brodeur i'm going to vomit



^^^lasagna





[Edited on May 9, 2006 at 10:32 AM. Reason : ]

5/9/2006 10:31:34 AM

Happy Birthday Brodeur !


haha that's what got to him.

5/9/2006 10:52:42 AM

Quote :

"do you understand how slippery ice is?"

haha

5/9/2006 10:56:18 AM

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"I just found out I'm french canadian"

[Edited on May 9, 2006 at 11:11 AM. Reason : q3]

5/9/2006 11:11:04 AM

Quote :

"That Canes fan bet me i couldn't solve a sudoku in my head during the game."

5/9/2006 11:14:35 AM

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"at that moment i realized why they call themselves "Caniacs", and then i kinda had a chuckle about it, and well, when i looked down, well you know"

5/9/2006 11:44:46 AM

He let Manon Rheaume play goal in game 1

5/9/2006 11:55:41 AM

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"i finally got that last little bit of corn out from my teeth, shits rugged ok"

5/9/2006 12:04:38 PM

Quote :

"I just found YouTube and that hilarious UMAGA thing was playing over and over in my head"

5/9/2006 12:27:13 PM

fuck i knew it was another food. ive watched that movie at least 50 times. thats what pullin all nighters does to my head

5/9/2006 12:50:22 PM

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"That sauce they put on BBQ did a number on me"

5/9/2006 1:00:06 PM

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"When someone fucks up "Oh, Canada" the way that bitch did at the beginning of the game, it shakes a man's confidence. I'll bet she doesn't fuck up your national anthem that way? What? She does? Shut up."

5/9/2006 1:07:09 PM

Quote :

"my teammates made me have sex with a WOMAN the night before the game"

5/9/2006 1:08:26 PM

From ESPN.com

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"It simply was the latest unlucky bounce for Brodeur. In the opener, neither of Carolina's first two goals were actual shots on net, with deflections pushing the puck over the line. They led to a 6-0 rout for the home team, the worst playoff loss of Brodeur's famed career, and he and his teammates promised a better effort in Game 2."

Honestly, deflected shots happen ALL the time in Hockey. That's half the reason guys just shoot the damn puck from far out hoping it will deflect into the goal.

5/9/2006 1:17:30 PM

so the devils second goal wasnt a 2 stick deflection fluke either?????

[Edited on May 9, 2006 at 1:29 PM. Reason : .]

5/9/2006 1:25:08 PM

maybe it's just my inferiority complex, but sportscenter seemed to be biased towards NJ. one commentator said "I think game 3 will be the best game of the series"...

Last night went into overtime, i'm not sure how a game can get much better than that?

5/9/2006 1:33:26 PM

shoot off would be better

5/9/2006 1:38:25 PM

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"Honestly, deflected shots happen ALL the time in Hockey. That's half the reason guys just shoot the damn puck from far out hoping it will deflect into the goal."

...AND let's not forget who let those first two "lucky bounce" goals go off of himself. It's not like it was an idiot defensemen play. The "flawless" Brodeur was letting garbage bouce off of him and into the net.

Quote :

"maybe it's just my inferiority complex, but sportscenter seemed to be biased towards NJ."

1. Hockey "purists" don't think a team belongs here. Somehow, they think Phoenix is A-OK, though.
2. ESPN still smarts over losing the Whale, which is the only time professional sports will hover that close to their offices ever again.

5/9/2006 1:39:32 PM

Quote :

"I couldn't get Brass Bonanza out of my head. They played that Saturday afternoon and ever since I've been humming it. It's a really catchy tune, don't ya know"

5/9/2006 1:41:04 PM

you quoted me wrong on letsgocanes.com

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"It's hard stopping pucks when your pads can't take up the entire net"

[Edited on May 10, 2006 at 3:31 AM. Reason : .]

5/10/2006 3:20:27 AM

Quote :

"I really miss Scott Stevens I didnt have to worry about interferance with that fucker around. he'd blast a motherfucker gettin in my space. "

5/10/2006 4:26:26 AM

Quote :

"Who in the hell of it scores in 17 seconds"

5/10/2006 8:46:49 AM

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"they are the luckiest team in hockey, beating me 5 hole twice in 5 minutes? LUCK. Banking it off the cross bar onto the goalie's back and in? pure skill!"

5/10/2006 9:53:47 AM

5/10/2006 10:19:51 AM

Quote :

"maybe it's just my inferiority complex, but sportscenter seemed to be biased towards NJ. one commentator said "I think game 3 will be the best game of the series"... Last night went into overtime, i'm not sure how a game can get much better than that?"

They also said that the Devils have the best chance of any 0-2 team (as of yesterday) at coming back and winning the series, because Marty Brodeur's balls were sweaty or something during the first two.

WTF?

5/10/2006 1:47:54 PM

Lets face it martin brodeur is awsome, i mean the guy is a fucking workhorse that doesnt stop.

that being said it doesnt mean that he can't mess up (which he is)
and those damn espn oln cbs etc douche bags cant get over the fact that the team they picked to fall flat on there face at the beginning of the season nutted all over broudeur

5/10/2006 2:16:13 PM

rofl, classic thread

5/10/2006 4:54:11 PM

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""got distracted thinking about my sister-in-law""

http://www.canoe.ca/Slam030430/col_kernaghan-sun.html

5/10/2006 5:26:26 PM

^
Welcome to post 2, retard

5/10/2006 5:31:34 PM

Quote :

" "They got lucky," Brodeur said. "I wish he [Martin] would have just let him go because I would have stopped him. He's a defenseman and not used to being in a position like that." "

oh my god.... did he really say this?

5/10/2006 5:57:22 PM

Quote :

"it's kinda hard to keep my mind on the game with a raging case of ass herpes."

5/10/2006 8:41:49 PM

wonder what it'll be after tonight

5/10/2006 9:38:45 PM

Quote :

"My net was bigger than Cam's"

5/10/2006 9:41:51 PM

it was funny watching their defense fucking quit after the 1st period easy goals

this douche bette retire

5/10/2006 9:45:43 PM

That picture of Brodeur must be captioned.

5/10/2006 9:46:10 PM

Quote :

"All of the commentators are too busy being on my nuts and it's slowing me down"

5/10/2006 9:54:49 PM

"don't get down big guy, tell you what...let's have a CJ, that'll cheer you up"

5/10/2006 10:09:43 PM

lol i was listening to njs radio guys via xm and they were the worst announcers ive ever heard. they continuosly talked about stuff they saw or heard on oln and sounded like this thread at times

"that goal like alot of cars this series was nothing broduer couldve done to stop. it bounced of 5 guys on the way to the net"

5/10/2006 11:00:37 PM

well to be fair one did bounce of a Dev's stick and then of Brindy's leg.

5/10/2006 11:01:16 PM

Good thread... who's up for page 2?

5/11/2006 12:02:12 AM